Chay
@chay.bsky.social
His outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days.
Animator, illustrator, procrastinator.
I work from home and live online.
I like Sci-Fi, Blender, Gadgets, Animals and Lego.
Animator, illustrator, procrastinator.
I work from home and live online.
I like Sci-Fi, Blender, Gadgets, Animals and Lego.
What is the thinking behind this plate? The car already has a jaguar badge.
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
March 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What is the thinking behind this plate? The car already has a jaguar badge.
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
The plate doesn't even say jaguar. There is no universe where 61 reads the same as AG.
Even if they think it does, why pay for that?
Do they like labelling stuff?
Does the door of their house have a sign that reads D90R?
Ooh Emma just called me over to the window because she spotted a fox outside. She looks most evenings in the hope of seeing one and tonight she did! Too far away and too dark for my phone though.
February 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ooh Emma just called me over to the window because she spotted a fox outside. She looks most evenings in the hope of seeing one and tonight she did! Too far away and too dark for my phone though.
As opposed to 6am in the afternoon? Or 6pm in the morning?
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
As opposed to 6am in the afternoon? Or 6pm in the morning?
So far February weather is smashing January's. Lovely and sunny out there. Plus we saw a dragon and three lions in town.
February 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So far February weather is smashing January's. Lovely and sunny out there. Plus we saw a dragon and three lions in town.
What did Gavin Williamson even get his knighthood for? For services to eating apples through a chain link fence?
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What did Gavin Williamson even get his knighthood for? For services to eating apples through a chain link fence?
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
Anyway the story about him getting performatively angry about a warship being given a "woke" name change, and then it turning out old sausage fingers requested the change is hilarious.
This sounds like the name of a rabbit that goes to boarding school.
January 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This sounds like the name of a rabbit that goes to boarding school.
Spent £50 at Lidl this month so got a voucher for any vegetable product for free. So obviously I found the most expensive item in there (7.5kg sack of spuds for £4.09) to get my money's worth!
Packaging is a bit Tommy/Nigel/Engerrrland though...
Packaging is a bit Tommy/Nigel/Engerrrland though...
January 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Spent £50 at Lidl this month so got a voucher for any vegetable product for free. So obviously I found the most expensive item in there (7.5kg sack of spuds for £4.09) to get my money's worth!
Packaging is a bit Tommy/Nigel/Engerrrland though...
Packaging is a bit Tommy/Nigel/Engerrrland though...
Here's Nibblet the lawn mower.
I built him a house.
I built him a house.
January 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Here's Nibblet the lawn mower.
I built him a house.
I built him a house.
I can't imagine personifying things like dishwashers, that would be real weirdo behaviour. ;)
January 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I can't imagine personifying things like dishwashers, that would be real weirdo behaviour. ;)
Bought a Joseph Joseph laundry bin in the January sales (Still too expensive, but surprisingly lovely) and I think the only way I could feel more middle class would be to fill one side with Manzanilla olives and the other with artisanal sourdough.
January 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bought a Joseph Joseph laundry bin in the January sales (Still too expensive, but surprisingly lovely) and I think the only way I could feel more middle class would be to fill one side with Manzanilla olives and the other with artisanal sourdough.
This is why new year's resolutions have to start the second week of Jan. We still have all the Christmas food to finish up!
January 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This is why new year's resolutions have to start the second week of Jan. We still have all the Christmas food to finish up!
Objects
Not
Shown
To
Scale
No shit, Sherlock
Not
Shown
To
Scale
No shit, Sherlock
December 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Objects
Not
Shown
To
Scale
No shit, Sherlock
Not
Shown
To
Scale
No shit, Sherlock
Actually I've changed my mind because I forgot that being a singing vegetable was an option. I'll be the weird little uncertain looking orange onion dude please.
December 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Actually I've changed my mind because I forgot that being a singing vegetable was an option. I'll be the weird little uncertain looking orange onion dude please.
Currently living through a live action remake of Postman Pat's Windy Day.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Currently living through a live action remake of Postman Pat's Windy Day.
Wow. Looking out of our bedroom window and one of our neighbours (on a different street) has a 5 metre (16ft) high inflatable Grinch attached to his house.
December 5, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Wow. Looking out of our bedroom window and one of our neighbours (on a different street) has a 5 metre (16ft) high inflatable Grinch attached to his house.
And then when I actually click it I'm told that it's down for maintenance, so I can't even appease the owl.
November 26, 2024 at 10:41 PM
And then when I actually click it I'm told that it's down for maintenance, so I can't even appease the owl.
I stole this one from next door. #proofOfCat #thiefOfCat
November 19, 2024 at 7:23 AM
I stole this one from next door. #proofOfCat #thiefOfCat
Whoop, whoop!
I love snow!
I love snow!
November 18, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Whoop, whoop!
I love snow!
I love snow!
First snow of the season here in Chester! (We don't get a lot of snow here because the Welsh hills steal it all).
November 18, 2024 at 8:50 PM
First snow of the season here in Chester! (We don't get a lot of snow here because the Welsh hills steal it all).
Mine is perfectly accessible if you do climbing as the first exercise.
November 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Mine is perfectly accessible if you do climbing as the first exercise.
Next door's cat seems friendly.
The best cat is one you don't have to feed or clean up after!
The best cat is one you don't have to feed or clean up after!
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Next door's cat seems friendly.
The best cat is one you don't have to feed or clean up after!
The best cat is one you don't have to feed or clean up after!