Shannon Heaton
@chawkeye.bsky.social
He/him. KIDNAPPING GESTAPO ICE OUT!!!
Sinister Minnesotan/woke Hothian by way of FLA/8th Circle.
Books, musics, sportsball, left politics, cats, fitness, nail polish.
Body pillow/high shelf reacher/handwarmer/foot rest, spouse for @zanadu.bsky.social.
Sinister Minnesotan/woke Hothian by way of FLA/8th Circle.
Books, musics, sportsball, left politics, cats, fitness, nail polish.
Body pillow/high shelf reacher/handwarmer/foot rest, spouse for @zanadu.bsky.social.
Pinned
Shannon Heaton
@chawkeye.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
Viewpoint discrimination. Facially unconstitutional.
Come and get me, Pamela Jo.
Come and get me, Pamela Jo.
Reposted by Shannon Heaton
Two Bluesky users posting mildly insulting innuendo at each other secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted rivalry.
Skeeted rivalry.
Two naval commanders gunning for promotion secretly pine for each other.
Fleeted Rivalry
Fleeted Rivalry
Two employees at a different companies that manufacture office chairs secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Two Bluesky users posting mildly insulting innuendo at each other secretly pine for each other.
Skeeted rivalry.
Skeeted rivalry.
Reposted by Shannon Heaton
Two people with their uteruses removed secretly pine for each other.
Yeeted Rivalry
Yeeted Rivalry
Two naval commanders gunning for promotion secretly pine for each other.
Fleeted Rivalry
Fleeted Rivalry
Two employees at a different companies that manufacture office chairs secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Two people with their uteruses removed secretly pine for each other.
Yeeted Rivalry
Yeeted Rivalry
Two naval commanders gunning for promotion secretly pine for each other.
Fleeted Rivalry
Fleeted Rivalry
Two employees at a different companies that manufacture office chairs secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
Two beauty pageant contestants secretly pine for each other.
Conceited Rivalry
Conceited Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Two naval commanders gunning for promotion secretly pine for each other.
Fleeted Rivalry
Fleeted Rivalry
Reposted by Shannon Heaton
If you can gut the Department of Education you can abolish ICE.
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If you can gut the Department of Education you can abolish ICE.
Reposted by Shannon Heaton
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- e-books and a reader
- A cardigan
- Goat cheese
- Wrist braces for each hand
- A rainbow of combat boots and Sketchers
- e-books and a reader
- A cardigan
- Goat cheese
- Wrist braces for each hand
- A rainbow of combat boots and Sketchers
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- e-books and a reader
- A cardigan
- Goat cheese
- Wrist braces for each hand
- A rainbow of combat boots and Sketchers
- e-books and a reader
- A cardigan
- Goat cheese
- Wrist braces for each hand
- A rainbow of combat boots and Sketchers
Reposted by Shannon Heaton
Loot that stops after defeating me
-a well-loved sharpie
-a handful of neat rocks
- several pre-1982 pennies
-a handful of mysterious seeds
-a well-loved sharpie
-a handful of neat rocks
- several pre-1982 pennies
-a handful of mysterious seeds
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Loot that stops after defeating me
-a well-loved sharpie
-a handful of neat rocks
- several pre-1982 pennies
-a handful of mysterious seeds
-a well-loved sharpie
-a handful of neat rocks
- several pre-1982 pennies
-a handful of mysterious seeds
Reposted by Shannon Heaton
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- my zipper-bound Franklin Planner, which I started using in the 1980s & am back to using in the 2020s
- a half-eaten bag of Trader Joe’s roasted plantain chips
- an open can of peach fresca
- a dark chocolate RX bar, unopened
- my brush & a grey ponytail holder
- my zipper-bound Franklin Planner, which I started using in the 1980s & am back to using in the 2020s
- a half-eaten bag of Trader Joe’s roasted plantain chips
- an open can of peach fresca
- a dark chocolate RX bar, unopened
- my brush & a grey ponytail holder
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- my zipper-bound Franklin Planner, which I started using in the 1980s & am back to using in the 2020s
- a half-eaten bag of Trader Joe’s roasted plantain chips
- an open can of peach fresca
- a dark chocolate RX bar, unopened
- my brush & a grey ponytail holder
- my zipper-bound Franklin Planner, which I started using in the 1980s & am back to using in the 2020s
- a half-eaten bag of Trader Joe’s roasted plantain chips
- an open can of peach fresca
- a dark chocolate RX bar, unopened
- my brush & a grey ponytail holder
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
- bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola
- random paperback book
- mid-range Leatherman multi-tool
- a Very Nice Pen
- 433 Lego bricks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-purple bic flair pen
-a kleenex
-an uncrustable
-a pair of very sharp scissors
-wired headphones
-purple bic flair pen
-a kleenex
-an uncrustable
-a pair of very sharp scissors
-wired headphones
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
- random John Scalzi book, probably from the library
- a black Pilot Pen, medium ink
- a jar of Dole™️Mandarin oranges
- 17 bags of Life Savers ™️gummies (prob wild berry flavor)
- 12 T-shirts from my closet, which @zanadu.bsky.social will provide eternal thanks
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
5 - For when I'm sad.
...You read between the lines, and know me better than I do...
#MusicChallenge
5 - For when I'm sad.
...You read between the lines, and know me better than I do...
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
5 - For when I'm sad.
...You read between the lines, and know me better than I do...
#MusicChallenge
5 - For when I'm sad.
...You read between the lines, and know me better than I do...
#BilliesMusicMonth
#MusicChallenge
5 - Parasocial.
...I read your book, but then it took a year to find your house...
#MusicChallenge
5 - Parasocial.
...I read your book, but then it took a year to find your house...
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
#BilliesMusicMonth
#MusicChallenge
5 - Parasocial.
...I read your book, but then it took a year to find your house...
#MusicChallenge
5 - Parasocial.
...I read your book, but then it took a year to find your house...
Here's something I don't get...(feeling Rooney-ish this AM). How is it that Olympic events are ongoing, rn, but yet supposedly the broadcast event is not starting until tomorrow?
And, admittedly, kind of an argument with myself here, am I gonna watch at all? Would be the first time since 72 if no?
And, admittedly, kind of an argument with myself here, am I gonna watch at all? Would be the first time since 72 if no?
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Here's something I don't get...(feeling Rooney-ish this AM). How is it that Olympic events are ongoing, rn, but yet supposedly the broadcast event is not starting until tomorrow?
And, admittedly, kind of an argument with myself here, am I gonna watch at all? Would be the first time since 72 if no?
And, admittedly, kind of an argument with myself here, am I gonna watch at all? Would be the first time since 72 if no?
#WrongDisneySong
#MusicChallenge
5 - Alice in Wonderland, and the joy of coming of age.
...don't confront me with my failures...
#MusicChallenge
5 - Alice in Wonderland, and the joy of coming of age.
...don't confront me with my failures...
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
#WrongDisneySong
#MusicChallenge
5 - Alice in Wonderland, and the joy of coming of age.
...don't confront me with my failures...
#MusicChallenge
5 - Alice in Wonderland, and the joy of coming of age.
...don't confront me with my failures...
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
#52WeeksOfFavourites
#MusicChallenge
Week 5 - Songs that give me strength - 7
...We've been beaten and we have bled...
#MusicChallenge
Week 5 - Songs that give me strength - 7
...We've been beaten and we have bled...
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
#52WeeksOfFavourites
#MusicChallenge
Week 5 - Songs that give me strength - 7
...We've been beaten and we have bled...
#MusicChallenge
Week 5 - Songs that give me strength - 7
...We've been beaten and we have bled...
Book 25 📚 for 2026. I found myself getting mad all over again at the moderates charged with getting Davis to trial - and I realized most of that was coming from a modern era's anger with another leader. Book captures the late 1860s moment for sure. Available everywhere, including your local library.
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Book 25 📚 for 2026. I found myself getting mad all over again at the moderates charged with getting Davis to trial - and I realized most of that was coming from a modern era's anger with another leader. Book captures the late 1860s moment for sure. Available everywhere, including your local library.
4, with mossy antlers.
Which monster parts would you like to grow?
1. wildflower encrusted antlers
2. weird mossy lumps
3. writhing cosmic tentacles
4. weathered black wings
1. wildflower encrusted antlers
2. weird mossy lumps
3. writhing cosmic tentacles
4. weathered black wings
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
4, with mossy antlers.
I'm not sure this system won't collapse in on itself before summertime.
Forget the midterms, let alone '28.
My over/under is July 4, and I'd take the under.
Forget the midterms, let alone '28.
My over/under is July 4, and I'd take the under.
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I'm not sure this system won't collapse in on itself before summertime.
Forget the midterms, let alone '28.
My over/under is July 4, and I'd take the under.
Forget the midterms, let alone '28.
My over/under is July 4, and I'd take the under.
Oh I know the answer to this one!
Keep up the cooperation of the former mayor and give us the voting rolls and we'll make Duffy's prohibition go away...
Keep up the cooperation of the former mayor and give us the voting rolls and we'll make Duffy's prohibition go away...
federal department of transportation is trying to prevent free bus service in larger cities www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
DOT wants to prohibit free buses. That could be a problem for Mamdani in NYC.
A proposal from the Trump administration would restrict federal funding for cities that don't charge fares.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Oh I know the answer to this one!
Keep up the cooperation of the former mayor and give us the voting rolls and we'll make Duffy's prohibition go away...
Keep up the cooperation of the former mayor and give us the voting rolls and we'll make Duffy's prohibition go away...
awoooooo, but heart's not fully in it. good to see everybody else is.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
awoooooo, but heart's not fully in it. good to see everybody else is.
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
4 - Feels brutally honest.
(and more country than the previous!)
...I say you're nothing but a liar...
#MusicChallenge
4 - Feels brutally honest.
(and more country than the previous!)
...I say you're nothing but a liar...
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
4 - Feels brutally honest.
(and more country than the previous!)
...I say you're nothing but a liar...
#MusicChallenge
4 - Feels brutally honest.
(and more country than the previous!)
...I say you're nothing but a liar...
#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
4 - Of a childhood sweetheart.
...I'm hoping you will know what I mean...
#MusicChallenge
4 - Of a childhood sweetheart.
...I'm hoping you will know what I mean...
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
4 - Of a childhood sweetheart.
...I'm hoping you will know what I mean...
#MusicChallenge
4 - Of a childhood sweetheart.
...I'm hoping you will know what I mean...
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
4 - For when I'm angry.
...You made the weapons for us all JUST LOOK AT US NOW...
#MusicChallenge
4 - For when I'm angry.
...You made the weapons for us all JUST LOOK AT US NOW...
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
4 - For when I'm angry.
...You made the weapons for us all JUST LOOK AT US NOW...
#MusicChallenge
4 - For when I'm angry.
...You made the weapons for us all JUST LOOK AT US NOW...
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM