Chava Nagila
@chavanagila.bsky.social
She/Her • I write a bunch of mishegoss • Citizen of #Romancelandia • History Thug • Doodle Wrangler
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Reminder - I have three vulgar (but cute) cross stitch samplers up for auction at @romancingthevote.bsky.social: "Bugger," "Shmuck," and "Fuck Around And Find Out". #romancelandia #WritingCommunity
Romancing the Vote 2024
Silent auction 'Romancing the Vote 2024' hosted online at 32auctions.
www.32auctions.com
July 3, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Reminder - I have three vulgar (but cute) cross stitch samplers up for auction at @romancingthevote.bsky.social: "Bugger," "Shmuck," and "Fuck Around And Find Out". #romancelandia #WritingCommunity
Romancing the Vote 2024 auction starts today! Donations go to orgs stopping voter suppression. There are so many great items up for bid. Here’s mine:
www.32auctions.com/organization...
(It’s actually more blue in real life!)
www.32auctions.com/organization...
(It’s actually more blue in real life!)
Light Up Golem
Auction item 'Light Up Golem' hosted online at 32auctions.
www.32auctions.com
July 1, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Romancing the Vote 2024 auction starts today! Donations go to orgs stopping voter suppression. There are so many great items up for bid. Here’s mine:
www.32auctions.com/organization...
(It’s actually more blue in real life!)
www.32auctions.com/organization...
(It’s actually more blue in real life!)
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Celebrate Pride with my Book Giveaway! Subscribe to my newsletter and stand a chance to win 4 signed books, 7 custom illustration prints, and a limited edition bookmark for FREE! bit.ly/pridemonthgi...
Enter My FREE Pride Month Giveaway! - Georgina Kiersten
Happy Pride! It’s time for a FREE giveaway because what better to celebrate pride than to give back to the LGBTQ+ reader community? All you have to do is to sign up for my newsletter. And if you are a...
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June 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Celebrate Pride with my Book Giveaway! Subscribe to my newsletter and stand a chance to win 4 signed books, 7 custom illustration prints, and a limited edition bookmark for FREE! bit.ly/pridemonthgi...
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It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. If you’re someone like me who has a fraught relationship (or no relationship) with your mother because of abuse, neglect, or trauma, I just want you to know you aren’t a bad person, you’re doing great, do something nice for yourself this weekend. 💕
May 10, 2024 at 7:27 PM
It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. If you’re someone like me who has a fraught relationship (or no relationship) with your mother because of abuse, neglect, or trauma, I just want you to know you aren’t a bad person, you’re doing great, do something nice for yourself this weekend. 💕
Read the room, people. Don't come to my fncking door and try to proselytize me. See the mezuzah? Would I post that if I was ashamed of who I am? Who are the colonizers now, bitch? (Oh wait — the answer hasn't changed in 2000 years!)
Get Off My Lawn Old Lady GIF
ALT: Get Off My Lawn Old Lady GIF
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May 9, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Read the room, people. Don't come to my fncking door and try to proselytize me. See the mezuzah? Would I post that if I was ashamed of who I am? Who are the colonizers now, bitch? (Oh wait — the answer hasn't changed in 2000 years!)
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The perfect article didn't exi--
50 Completely True Things
This is a repost of a list of posts I made to Threads last fall.
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May 6, 2024 at 12:46 AM
The perfect article didn't exi--
Serious question:
With the amount of lip-licking a dog does, have you ever seen a dog with chapped lips?
With the amount of lip-licking a dog does, have you ever seen a dog with chapped lips?
April 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Serious question:
With the amount of lip-licking a dog does, have you ever seen a dog with chapped lips?
With the amount of lip-licking a dog does, have you ever seen a dog with chapped lips?
The accuracy of this statement on AI search answers!
I saw someone call it mansplaining as a service, not just the unwanted explaining but the high inaccuracy and high confidence, and I do think that explains both who makes it and who is pushing it
April 20, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The accuracy of this statement on AI search answers!
Singing and dancing are so inherently Jewish (even for those who separate genders) that whenever I hear about the “dancing vs non-dancing” Baptists, I always think first that there are those with dancers in their church service vs those with a choir. And then I remember it’s the plot of Footloose.
April 19, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Singing and dancing are so inherently Jewish (even for those who separate genders) that whenever I hear about the “dancing vs non-dancing” Baptists, I always think first that there are those with dancers in their church service vs those with a choir. And then I remember it’s the plot of Footloose.
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Also #romancelandia, Mr Measured suggested a clinch so please enjoy this unintentionally HILARIOUS picture with a horrified Calcifer in the background. I’m submitting it to the Louvre, obviously
April 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Also #romancelandia, Mr Measured suggested a clinch so please enjoy this unintentionally HILARIOUS picture with a horrified Calcifer in the background. I’m submitting it to the Louvre, obviously
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Oct. 7 was what finally cut the cord between me and Twitter after being an incredibly high-traffic user for like 15+ years bc it finally clicked that it wasn’t “this place is making it harder to get good information”, it was “this place is deliberately making it easier to get bad information”
Twitter bluechecks posting misinformation about an explosion in Tehran which was actually a gas refinery explosion from 2021.
April 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Oct. 7 was what finally cut the cord between me and Twitter after being an incredibly high-traffic user for like 15+ years bc it finally clicked that it wasn’t “this place is making it harder to get good information”, it was “this place is deliberately making it easier to get bad information”
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What an absolutely brilliant human being. This is how you stand up for what’s right and speak up for those who have smaller voices for you. This is what being a better person looks like. Love Daniel Radcliffe. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
April 13, 2024 at 8:57 AM
What an absolutely brilliant human being. This is how you stand up for what’s right and speak up for those who have smaller voices for you. This is what being a better person looks like. Love Daniel Radcliffe. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Our lovely friends at Romance Sparks Joy are running a giveaway on IG to honor Melinda Utendorf today. Go enter for a chance to win some of her favorite books by her favorite authors like Beverly Jenkins, Kennedy Ryan, Synithia Williams & more.
www.instagram.com/p/C5tGc7zLx7...
#Romancelandia
www.instagram.com/p/C5tGc7zLx7...
#Romancelandia
April 13, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Our lovely friends at Romance Sparks Joy are running a giveaway on IG to honor Melinda Utendorf today. Go enter for a chance to win some of her favorite books by her favorite authors like Beverly Jenkins, Kennedy Ryan, Synithia Williams & more.
www.instagram.com/p/C5tGc7zLx7...
#Romancelandia
www.instagram.com/p/C5tGc7zLx7...
#Romancelandia
And, these are landlines! Absolutely not representative of the majority of voters.
I continue to insist that in the year 2024 “voters who take phone calls from strange numbers and supply truthful responses for an extended duration about personal political preferences” is in no way a representative sample of “voters”
That's remarkable
April 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
And, these are landlines! Absolutely not representative of the majority of voters.
FnCK CANCER
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April 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
FnCK CANCER
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(A friend was diagnosed😢)
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(A friend was diagnosed😢)
April 12, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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You all need some Bruno in your life.
April 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
You all need some Bruno in your life.
It’s never easy asking for help. Sometimes I wonder if some folks
(…cough… my kids…)
are shamed into not asking for help because they don’t want to be labeled a “Karen.”
Sometimes you need to speak to a supervisor. That’s why they’re paid the “big” bucks (compared to public facing employees).
(…cough… my kids…)
are shamed into not asking for help because they don’t want to be labeled a “Karen.”
Sometimes you need to speak to a supervisor. That’s why they’re paid the “big” bucks (compared to public facing employees).
April 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
It’s never easy asking for help. Sometimes I wonder if some folks
(…cough… my kids…)
are shamed into not asking for help because they don’t want to be labeled a “Karen.”
Sometimes you need to speak to a supervisor. That’s why they’re paid the “big” bucks (compared to public facing employees).
(…cough… my kids…)
are shamed into not asking for help because they don’t want to be labeled a “Karen.”
Sometimes you need to speak to a supervisor. That’s why they’re paid the “big” bucks (compared to public facing employees).
Today was not a good audiobook day for me.
🎧📗: The hero sounded like Fezzik. Not my kink.
🎧📘: Started with a 25 min info dump. Then I got where I was going. I totally don’t care. Never even met the love interest.
Whatcha reading #romancelandia? It’s gotta be better!
🎧📗: The hero sounded like Fezzik. Not my kink.
🎧📘: Started with a 25 min info dump. Then I got where I was going. I totally don’t care. Never even met the love interest.
Whatcha reading #romancelandia? It’s gotta be better!
April 8, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Today was not a good audiobook day for me.
🎧📗: The hero sounded like Fezzik. Not my kink.
🎧📘: Started with a 25 min info dump. Then I got where I was going. I totally don’t care. Never even met the love interest.
Whatcha reading #romancelandia? It’s gotta be better!
🎧📗: The hero sounded like Fezzik. Not my kink.
🎧📘: Started with a 25 min info dump. Then I got where I was going. I totally don’t care. Never even met the love interest.
Whatcha reading #romancelandia? It’s gotta be better!
April 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
So glad I’m not the only one to look at this infographic of boobs and wonder what it has to do with earthquakes
In good news, I’ve found literally the worst designed infographic I’ve ever seen in my life
April 5, 2024 at 8:19 PM
So glad I’m not the only one to look at this infographic of boobs and wonder what it has to do with earthquakes
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I would like to personally thank Jean Meltzer for the phrase “suffering is not a mitzvah”. It’s a thing I’ve heard other ways before but as a convert who’s still unlearning a lot of deeply ingrained stuff, that had me blubbering. (reading Kissing Kosher, thanks @chavanagila.bsky.social for the rec)
February 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I would like to personally thank Jean Meltzer for the phrase “suffering is not a mitzvah”. It’s a thing I’ve heard other ways before but as a convert who’s still unlearning a lot of deeply ingrained stuff, that had me blubbering. (reading Kissing Kosher, thanks @chavanagila.bsky.social for the rec)
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Editor: what
February 10, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Editor: what