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ChattySquirrel
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Sports loving, book reading, bike riding son of a... Nice Lady

Lions, Dodgers and Capitals
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How does MLB not sell actual ads on the radio feeds via the MLB app. I mean, I LOVE learning what "oppo taco" means 57 times a game and hearing Mike Piazzas soundbites from 2001, but you'd think they'd at least try to do something with that time.
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and get drunk all day.

🤣
August 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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My grandparents and father escaped Nazi Germany in 1941. I’ve thought so much about how the genocide in Gaza and the silence of Holocaust institutions are such a betrayal to my grandparents’ memory.

this article has stuck to my ribs for two weeks now

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/o...
July 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
So I'm sitting on my stoop at 1am with the door open and a cat comes up and moves into my apartment. Idk what to do because I have zero cat supplies and work in the morning, but it sure seems to be set on living here, and it's gorgeous as hell. #catsky
July 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Why is led Zeplin still revered while Barry Bonds still reviled? Page literally stole riffs from people and is unrepentant, meanwhile Barry took drugs but still had to outsmart Greg Maddux. Seems like nonsense, though John Paul Jones is still a god.
June 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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What is impossible?
Zeno: motion
Parmenides: change
Pyrrho: knowledge
Schopenhauer: happiness
June 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Netflix history documentaries have to be the worst I've ever seen. Narratives shot to be action dramas with actual history just a backdrop for the cool video you're watching.

They play up Caligua fucking his sisters then cut to a guy saying that's just slander then cut to more sister fucking.
May 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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[guy with $100 billion dollars desperately trying to make the number go up to $103 billion for who knows what reason]

"Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."
April 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someday we'll find a solution to burning your hand on a pan you know is hot but for some reason you grab anyways. Until then I'm glad I grab with my left.
April 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Duane Kuiper going through the four stages of grief when it comes to calling them the "Oakland" Athletics.

Step 4/4: Out of F*cks to Give.
March 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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as recently as a couple years ago i thought that 9:30 a.m. was the best possible time to wake up but i'm more of an 8:45 guy these days. i can't swing it often, especially now that i'm a dad, but 8:45 provides the perfect balance of sleeping in yet not missing much. had a good 8:45er today. so sick
March 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why are we spending so long on Herbstreit? Did ESPN forget there's a hockey game going on?
March 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Canadians talking shit about the 4 nations are pure fair game shit talkers. That's what sports is about. American Leftists adopting Canada are lame hoping that DJT cares about hockey, which we know he doesn't. It's the same energy that they brought opposing Kamala over Israel.

Congrats Canada tho😔
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
USA USA USA
February 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Love PK Subban, but all his révérence for Don Cherry who sucked big ass is kinda sad. Makes me want to listen to listen to Dear Coaches Corner but, don't want to give Canada an edge listening to Porpaghandi.
February 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Crosby a dirty Hooker confirmed.
February 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
USA! USA! USA! Back the boys in blue!
February 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Don’t get me wrong, ACAB forever, but you should be able to call the cops on someone if they won’t stop singing “Party in the USA”
February 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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New single is out now. Listen for context. open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...
February 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
France lost to England because they decided to keep kicking it back to England while they were hot. France really should have held possession a lot more in that final quarter, even in their side. Just kept giving a hot England the ball to smash it down their throat. #sixnations
February 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why do all TV intros look the same now? Like if I showed you Rings of Power, Last of us and Silo's openings you'd think they're all part of the same series.
January 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM