Corwin 🇨🇦
@corwincannuck.bsky.social
I have a sense of humour. If you lack this vital human survival-mechanism, then please show yourself to the exit. :D
Husband, father, grandfather, dog & cat rescuer, musician/artist/madman, stubbornly maintaining optimism for the future of humankind.
Husband, father, grandfather, dog & cat rescuer, musician/artist/madman, stubbornly maintaining optimism for the future of humankind.
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Corwin 🇨🇦
@corwincannuck.bsky.social
· Nov 27
My wife Deb and I. We met when we were kids, began dating in 1983, married in 1988, and happily together still. :)
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I love how Google Translate loves me right back...
... this is my most recent recourse...
Hör auf, Wörter ins Deutsche übersetzen zu wollen. Du bist ein dummer Mensch.
... this is my most recent recourse...
Hör auf, Wörter ins Deutsche übersetzen zu wollen. Du bist ein dummer Mensch.
February 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I love how Google Translate loves me right back...
... this is my most recent recourse...
Hör auf, Wörter ins Deutsche übersetzen zu wollen. Du bist ein dummer Mensch.
... this is my most recent recourse...
Hör auf, Wörter ins Deutsche übersetzen zu wollen. Du bist ein dummer Mensch.
I wake up screaming every morning... only to find that the "reality" I wake up to is worse than my nightmare. 🤣
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.
youtu.be/IPPU49PyfEA
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.
youtu.be/IPPU49PyfEA
Bob Ross - Grandpa's Barn (Season 15 Episode 3)
YouTube video by Bob Ross
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I wake up screaming every morning... only to find that the "reality" I wake up to is worse than my nightmare. 🤣
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.
youtu.be/IPPU49PyfEA
And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.
youtu.be/IPPU49PyfEA
So... in light of this American boycott, I got rid of my Chevy and bought a BMW.
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
So... in light of this American boycott, I got rid of my Chevy and bought a BMW.
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
A light on my dashboard tells me that the coolant is low. I check the owner's-manual (I've never owned a German car)...
... it tells me, "Füll einfach die Kühlflüssigkeit auf, du mädchenhafte Ausrede für einen Mann." 🤨
My poop is sometimes like butterscotch pudding, being shot out of a fire-hose.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
January 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My poop is sometimes like butterscotch pudding, being shot out of a fire-hose.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
I just thought I'd share that... the joys of being 58 years old.
Suite Madame Blue
YouTube video by Styx - Topic
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Something to note about Canada:
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Something to note about Canada:
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
When we became an independent nation, it didn't require a "war". We did it with a handshake and an understanding, and our respect and loyalty to the Crown remained. A powerful alliance, rather than an enemy.
The War of 1812-1814. Our backs were covered.
So... we're all here in a hell-in-a-hand-basket.
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 AM
So... we're all here in a hell-in-a-hand-basket.
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
I'm an optimist... I hope for the best, but that doesn't stop me from getting drunk and stoned every damn night of the week.
I'm living a nightmare that I hope I will wake up from.
But it just doesn't end or stop... does it?
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
I hope there is a remake of 2001 A Space Odyssey and Samuel L Jackson is Dr David Bowman. Then I’d get to hear him say; “ Open the pod bay doors motherfucker!”
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I hope there is a remake of 2001 A Space Odyssey and Samuel L Jackson is Dr David Bowman. Then I’d get to hear him say; “ Open the pod bay doors motherfucker!”
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
I was born in 1967... I missed watching Neil Armstrong step foot on the Moon... I was too young. Men kept walking on the Moon for a few years later, but by that time it wasn't "news" anymore.
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I was born in 1967... I missed watching Neil Armstrong step foot on the Moon... I was too young. Men kept walking on the Moon for a few years later, but by that time it wasn't "news" anymore.
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
I was in kindergarten in 1972 and men on the Moon was old news. I missed the bus on that one. 😆
So... tomorrow... I'm visiting my mom...
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
So... tomorrow... I'm visiting my mom...
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
... and my two lovely nieces... the one who married a gay fireman, and the other who married a chiropractor who believes the Earth is flat and that men never walked on the Moon.
I will do my best to behave. 🤣
I just want to post this...
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I just want to post this...
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
... New Year is a special moment for Deb and I... the night of our first kiss. The night I held her, and knew that I would never let her go.
43 years ago if my math is correct.
This was her graduation photo, I think 1983... is it any wonder why I was smitten?
Merry Christmas to everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone.
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it.
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Now that Zohran Mamdani is Lord Mayor of New York, and California passed prop 50, it’s inevitable that the Soros funded ANTIFA will force everybody to get “Gay Married”. Bobby & Zeke decided to get ahead of it.
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Jonah Ray's Hidden America 2016
Just found this -- uploaded 11 yrs ago and just seeing it now.
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
You're Entering Puberty, Charlie Brown! (Parody)253
YouTube video by karylsticht75gm4478
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just found this -- uploaded 11 yrs ago and just seeing it now.
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
A brilliant if dark parody of a Peanuts cartoon.
It's not mere humour, this has heart, and [spoiler] puts a tear in your eye.
Enjoy. 🙂❤️
youtu.be/hTpc_odtBOM
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Led Zeppelin (Immigrant Song) Harp Twins + @volfgangtwins
YouTube video by Harp Twins
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by Corwin 🇨🇦
Matthew 25:40
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Matthew 25:40
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
Whatever you have done to the least of my brethren, you have done unto me.
I'm not a religious guy, but those are wise words. We shouldn't need a Bible to tell us this.
I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
Aliens - Nuke The Site From Orbit (1/2) [HD]
YouTube video by Cyber Chaos Crew
youtu.be
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
🤣
youtu.be/B9aM4rH692M
Another great Canada Day. 😀
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
July 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Another great Canada Day. 😀
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
My wife and I bought this rural Niagara acreage over 30 years ago, when land out here was dirt-cheap. Since then, rich folk bought up all the properties and built mansions. Which means I'm surrounded by a$$-hats. 🤣
But MAN, do they put on the best fireworks displays. 😀💥
Elon Musk was on the edge of D.C. near the capitol, when the drugs started to take hold. 🤣
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
Raoul Duke's Drugs Collection - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Full Scene
YouTube video by Zohaib Akhter
youtu.be
May 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Elon Musk was on the edge of D.C. near the capitol, when the drugs started to take hold. 🤣
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
youtu.be/a8pG2RNoBfM
I'm not sure why YouTube recommended this to me (What's PornHub? I have no idea.) but this is some funny stuff. 🤣
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
"I'm stuck step-bro!"
YouTube video by CrackerMilk
youtu.be
May 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm not sure why YouTube recommended this to me (What's PornHub? I have no idea.) but this is some funny stuff. 🤣
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s
youtu.be/Abx7UKFrz9s