Ghostspoon
@charlesx.bsky.social
you're going to look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?! am I wrong?! she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble Don! grow up bro.
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Love being the guy who still wears shorts in winter. Laugh all you want. I save 50% on pants. “There he goes. Ol’ thermos legs.” I can’t hear you. I’m too rich and my legs are too warm.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Love being the guy who still wears shorts in winter. Laugh all you want. I save 50% on pants. “There he goes. Ol’ thermos legs.” I can’t hear you. I’m too rich and my legs are too warm.
My wife and I were watching the nuggets and they were playing the rockets and she goes "what is that? What is that logo". I'm like "that's the rockets logo" and she goes "it looks horrible. It looks like a tampon wearing a scarf"
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My wife and I were watching the nuggets and they were playing the rockets and she goes "what is that? What is that logo". I'm like "that's the rockets logo" and she goes "it looks horrible. It looks like a tampon wearing a scarf"
It must suck getting struck out by Ohtani, like damn, I couldn't hit that. Only guys like Ohtani could have hit that.
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It must suck getting struck out by Ohtani, like damn, I couldn't hit that. Only guys like Ohtani could have hit that.
I loved when they showed his highlights and he had like 110 yards and even the throws he did make were pretty bad. The guy plays like it's 1922 and the school paper just dubbed him the Corn Crusader.
No for real, that was a very good game, big caveman at QB is fun
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I loved when they showed his highlights and he had like 110 yards and even the throws he did make were pretty bad. The guy plays like it's 1922 and the school paper just dubbed him the Corn Crusader.
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I agree, scoreboard
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I agree, scoreboard
Hell yeah
Every week I'm writing a big football roundup newsletter featuring fun stuff from the NFL and college football. Here's my first combo NFL/CFB column
The Ravens and Bills took turns solving football
PLUS: We almost had a mythical ONE-POINT SAFETY, Mississippi State highlighted advances in goalpost technology, and an Aussie punter gave a loud example of how Aussie Rules tackling is very different.
rodgersherman.substack.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hell yeah
The AFC situation is once again going to be absolutely bonkers. And I'm going to die laughing if once again it ends with the bloodied victor getting thrashed by a team who has figured out that actually maybe you only need about 8.5 yards for a first down.
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The AFC situation is once again going to be absolutely bonkers. And I'm going to die laughing if once again it ends with the bloodied victor getting thrashed by a team who has figured out that actually maybe you only need about 8.5 yards for a first down.
Games like this it kicks ass to live in the mountain time zone. The best of all time zones.
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Games like this it kicks ass to live in the mountain time zone. The best of all time zones.
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Matt Prater has now made field goals during five presidential administrations
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Matt Prater has now made field goals during five presidential administrations
Cam Newton absolutely furious right now
September 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cam Newton absolutely furious right now
Twitter sports news section really on it. Parson's was traded a week ago, the commanders and giants are still playing, and neither qb is a rookie. Good try though!
September 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Twitter sports news section really on it. Parson's was traded a week ago, the commanders and giants are still playing, and neither qb is a rookie. Good try though!
It's 2034, you are hooded and led down a deep labyrinthine tunnel system. As you approach, the faint smell of syrup touched your nostrils. "I hear you have the plans for the Goya Sponsored Death Star" says Ms. Rachel. "Isn't this fun". A thousand voices respond, "Hands are clapping, clap clap clap."
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's 2034, you are hooded and led down a deep labyrinthine tunnel system. As you approach, the faint smell of syrup touched your nostrils. "I hear you have the plans for the Goya Sponsored Death Star" says Ms. Rachel. "Isn't this fun". A thousand voices respond, "Hands are clapping, clap clap clap."
Oh you know the muffin man? The muffin man who lives on Drury lane? Ok what's his name then, since you two are so fucking tight
September 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oh you know the muffin man? The muffin man who lives on Drury lane? Ok what's his name then, since you two are so fucking tight
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dude I cannot watch football anymore without spending the entire game on the roster page. how is "Trajan Sinatra" potentially not even a top-3 name on Idaho State's roster alone
August 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
dude I cannot watch football anymore without spending the entire game on the roster page. how is "Trajan Sinatra" potentially not even a top-3 name on Idaho State's roster alone
At the playground and these kids do NOT know "yes and"
August 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
At the playground and these kids do NOT know "yes and"
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What is even the point of SMU being in the ACC if this WR is not scheduled to play against Bill Belichick at North Carolina
August 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What is even the point of SMU being in the ACC if this WR is not scheduled to play against Bill Belichick at North Carolina
Compiling a list of the 25 most critically acclaimed, universally agreed upon best TV shows of all time: the Wire, Dad figure to a band of misfits who just want his approval but he's too depressed, game of thrones.
August 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Compiling a list of the 25 most critically acclaimed, universally agreed upon best TV shows of all time: the Wire, Dad figure to a band of misfits who just want his approval but he's too depressed, game of thrones.
Ariel's deal is she can have legs, and if she can get Eric to kiss her in 3 days, she can stay but abandon her family and friends forever. If not, her soul belongs to Ursula. She also has to pay upfront with her voice. Ariel girl, careful, I know a private equity deal when I see one.
August 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ariel's deal is she can have legs, and if she can get Eric to kiss her in 3 days, she can stay but abandon her family and friends forever. If not, her soul belongs to Ursula. She also has to pay upfront with her voice. Ariel girl, careful, I know a private equity deal when I see one.
When you're with someone new but see an ex across the bar
July 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you're with someone new but see an ex across the bar
Coldplay tickets for 2 aren't too bad right now
July 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Coldplay tickets for 2 aren't too bad right now
I regret not keeping the same pic and username as on twitter for brand recognition. It's nice to reinvent myself but how will my 120 followers find me?
July 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I regret not keeping the same pic and username as on twitter for brand recognition. It's nice to reinvent myself but how will my 120 followers find me?
If I gotta put together a team for one last job, im calling this guy first.
One of Nikola Jokic's brothers is behind the Nuggets bench at Summer League and.. yeah
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If I gotta put together a team for one last job, im calling this guy first.
If I'm that divorce attorney, I'm going to say the word Coldplay so many times the Judge has to step in.
July 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If I'm that divorce attorney, I'm going to say the word Coldplay so many times the Judge has to step in.