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Its make a stew month
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

Ok I'm stealing another answer and improving it slightly:

Darmok and Salád
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

The Trouble With Nibbles
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

Seven of Nine Madison Park
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The part about football I understand the least is the part where everyone eats a tomahawk steak and the leaves the vegetables on the table
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Merlin the pig is not in the Epstein files, but the the number of mutuals in their social network raises concern
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Noticing the Commanders and Netflix logos are obviously from the same design school
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is how you lose the votes of the Indiana child labor union
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Unlike some peoples, my tiktok shop hiphop selection is good of heart
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
So, 41% of Chicago
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Perhaps more job search rants, I feel like I think about my application. How we are mostly perfect for each other. Imagining the next 20 years or more together, and they just swipe left
Limiting your applicant pool to whoever can drive out to the Chicago burbs is certainly a choice
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Limiting your applicant pool to whoever can drive out to the Chicago burbs is certainly a choice
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#1 reason I won't be a dog owner again. Even when I am home a lot it seems like it's too much to leave them by themselves during the other times.
should i tell my neighbor their dog gets upset when they leave or do you think they know
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Chicago is one of the relatively few cities in North America with protected bike intersections!

Now a councillor wants to dismantle parts of one of them to better accommodate drivers.
Chicago's First Protected Intersection - Removed?!
YouTube video by Chicagoans Who Bike
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I thought rice cookers were a waste of money. I believed they were just a novelty product.

I already had a pan for cooking rice, and I also knew how to use a regular pot. I had cooked rice many times without any problems.

I was wrong. Buy a rice cooker. If you know someone who does not have […]
Original post on mivatter.com
mivatter.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They're saying I'm the best at filling out my voluntary disclosures
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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drivers are mad about making Archer safer, and i keep bringing up NYC congestion pricing bc it's a perfect case study

a small number of drivers were loud about how it was going to ruin everything. then since it's finished you barely hear anything about it, and when you do it's how well it worked
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Who are adding these to their #Cargobike?
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"My favorite of these takes up the comfy guise of Parisian gnocchi ($22) that tastes like a Croque Madame." I'm sure it's good, but why would you compare something that's $22 to french to go food?
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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today will be the first day of the holiday season where chicago sees a noticeable reduction in traffic on non-highway streets due to people being out of town. i cannot tell express how much more livable the city is with fewer cars.
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm <null>, Illinois
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm free
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oh no the giant random number I fed into the number stealing machine was copied by another human 😓😓😓
"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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just took this photo
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They did their best to respect the windows too 😌
"Fuck ICE"
Seen in Chicago, Illinois
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The cold got to me. I do not like it today
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
TIL running a good campaign is letting hitler convince most of the voters he is good by comparison
no one wants to read the truth, that Harris ran a very good campaign that substantially moved the needle in her direction but it wasn't enough to overcome a hostile environments driven by factors outside her or anyone's control
OPINION by @zeeshanaleem.bsky.social:

“That the DNC is mothballing whatever audit it could bring itself to conduct underscores that the party remains petrified of its own reflection.”

READ MORE:
www.ms.now/opinion/dnc-...
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM