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Freaky Trekkie (he/him but not terribly particular)
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I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
After the transporter accident that split actor Mark Leonard Nimoy into Leonard Nimoy and Mark Lenard, was it wrong for producers to leave them separated and not try to recombine them?
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
After the transporter accident that split actor Mark Leonard Nimoy into Leonard Nimoy and Mark Lenard, was it wrong for producers to leave them separated and not try to recombine them?
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democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful
January 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful
I keep thinking about the scene in the 1990 film adaptation of "Hunt for Red October" in which the Soviet defectors talk about how great it's going to be when they get to America and they can travel from state to state without having to show papers.
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I keep thinking about the scene in the 1990 film adaptation of "Hunt for Red October" in which the Soviet defectors talk about how great it's going to be when they get to America and they can travel from state to state without having to show papers.
Starfleet Academy is off to a solid and promising start and it has an inspiring message that's completely incompatible with subscribing to Paramount Plus.
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Starfleet Academy is off to a solid and promising start and it has an inspiring message that's completely incompatible with subscribing to Paramount Plus.
Thrusters to maximum.
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Thrusters to maximum.
I don't know why anybody is still subscribed to Paramount Plus when all the other networks are showing a special extended edition of Deep Space Nine's Past Tense with previously unseen extra footage for free.
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I don't know why anybody is still subscribed to Paramount Plus when all the other networks are showing a special extended edition of Deep Space Nine's Past Tense with previously unseen extra footage for free.
In a hurry, gonna just sing this instead of the entire 12 Days of Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
In a hurry, gonna just sing this instead of the entire 12 Days of Christmas.
Pitch: Matt Frewer launches a mattress company that promises especially roomy sleep furniture, Max Bedroom
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Pitch: Matt Frewer launches a mattress company that promises especially roomy sleep furniture, Max Bedroom
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been wanting to check this out for YEARS
I come with glad tidings: Max Headroom (the main series) is now on Tubi!
You need to watch this!
You need to watch this!
a bunch of monitors showing a man in a suit
Alt: a bunch of monitors showing Max Headroom
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
been wanting to check this out for YEARS
Great pâté, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Great pâté, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.
What do you call a bounty hunter with a thing for bubble tea?
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What do you call a bounty hunter with a thing for bubble tea?
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Be someone who is remembered like Alice Wong is being remembered, that's the goal.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Be someone who is remembered like Alice Wong is being remembered, that's the goal.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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Day 24 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Day 24 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets
I am so sick of war metaphors in partisan politics. Drastic measures of last resort shouldn't be "the nuclear option." We're in this ship together: I want to hear a senator threaten to eject the warp core.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am so sick of war metaphors in partisan politics. Drastic measures of last resort shouldn't be "the nuclear option." We're in this ship together: I want to hear a senator threaten to eject the warp core.
"ChatGPT, you are a senate aide designing an illustration for my floor presentation in which I will try to convince constituents that they are best served when I vote against their interest."
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"ChatGPT, you are a senate aide designing an illustration for my floor presentation in which I will try to convince constituents that they are best served when I vote against their interest."
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Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old.
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
Help Rodney Taylor, a Disabled Double Amputee Being Held by ICE
Rodney has been in the country more than 40 years. He's in solitary confinement in Georgia, being denied disability accommodations and having his medical needs ignored. He must be released.
www.disabledginger.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old.
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
I'm contemplating launching a satirical podcast with a variety show format that critically examines and dismantles the aesthetic superstructure of MAGAism. Picture a weekly podcast in which each episode takes on a different facet of our current hellscape. (1/5)
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm contemplating launching a satirical podcast with a variety show format that critically examines and dismantles the aesthetic superstructure of MAGAism. Picture a weekly podcast in which each episode takes on a different facet of our current hellscape. (1/5)
Open yourself to the healing power of AntiASMR
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Open yourself to the healing power of AntiASMR
Dear Disney, If you're looking for a sales pitch, have you considered, "Tron: Ares has the best approval ratings!"?
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dear Disney, If you're looking for a sales pitch, have you considered, "Tron: Ares has the best approval ratings!"?
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I love this so much
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love this so much
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS SE Portland” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
NO KINGS SE Portland · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.**
Our peaceful movement is only getting bigger and stronger. “NO KINGS” is more than just a slogan—it’s the foundation our nation was built upon. Bo...
www.mobilize.us
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS SE Portland” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...