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Chakan
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Da boss says you're ok, but watch yourself
back at it again at the krispy kreme
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People tried to tell me they didn't know Roses by Outkast, every day I am out there fighting misinformation
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
brought to you by me remembering that Chris Rock directed the music video for Hump De Bump, under the condition that RHCP were the only white people in the video
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the most insane and messed up wikipedia articles are the ones for individual songs
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"it's sort of like if Destiny 2 had a mode where you found randomized power-ups in a dungeon." You already know this game, why do people talk about them like this?
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If games are art, why do gamers allow phrases like "third person shooter roguelite" to exist? pathetic
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thanks much! I'm excited to give them a try.
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
they turned out great, love that coloration change from center to edge. Do you have the recipe you use written down? I'm mostly curious because I've never browned butter for cookies and I don't know how that changes the measurements.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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We are so back. Please donate at the link below; we promise to spend it on building a city we can all afford and NOT on a fancier camera dolly
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
worst terrence malick voice over, delivered while we watch a golden hour shot of a cup of coffee
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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An even more egregious example in the article: Ubisoft accepted 6 million euros from the German government in some sort of arts fund, only to machine translate the German language option.
Ubisoft admits AI-generated loading screen "slipped through" into final build of Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
oh for sure, it's just that if your game is trying to span human civilization you could make better mechanics for a much longer game too.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It should be a fair bit shorter, or a lot longer!
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Saw two minutes of Avatar and chuckled “that’s crazy” at a couple of them hooping #barbershopupdates
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*seeing two presidents in any context* well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wow, dear rat boy is exactly correct and very smart and handsome.
bsky.app/profile/thes...
re: metroid im sorry people continue to be surprised nintendo makes video games for children. its called aging out of a demographic and a company (shocker) wants to make money and is targeting it over you. no company cares about you, and a video game being mid shouldn't be when you realize this
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've played like 1 metroid game, like 1 castlevania game, like 1 zelda game. And I am happier for it. The metroid people are so upset now, and for what? Desire truly is the root of suffering.
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
change your mindset

forced to carry all the warpstone -> get to carry all the warpstone and have little nibbles
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@thesewer.live you seen this? you heard about this?
mordor: the depths of dejenol, automap window, pc (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/31910/m...
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sorcerer: Forgot this one, I’ll do it now. Genius, fantastic and deeply engrossing. Managed to be the right kind of stress and fear.Has a quartet of guys who suck ever been such dudes who rock? I posit no. Also better than Star Wars, though on a different axis than Hidden Fortress.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That’s the recent movies, what have others been enjoying?
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Hidden Fortress: Like a play in the staging and pacing, it’s great & fits together in an oddly satisfying way. Better than Star Wars if you’re not a kid. Wife compared the peasants to Vladimir and Estragon, spot on lol
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
MAD GOD: Fitting, but a little lacklustre. Has some gorgeous shots, driving force just doesn’t quite work. If you’re brainstorming depictions of hell, you could certainly do worse than watch this movie
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM