Yes it is true that 4 of my top 5 favorite games this year are franchise sequels to games from the 80s and the other is an extremely 80s coded alien channel surfing simulator. Why do you ask?

Couldn't help but notice 14 of the 15 rated "mixed" reviews for Metroid Prime 4 are from european based publications. Is there some regional difference in taste and expectations across the pond that they're more lukewarm on it?

"With talk of 'soft secession' kind of floating around, it’s worth noting that the GOP has already seceded from America. At least the America I thought I knew." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/today-was-...

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Remember E3 2014 when we all streetpass'd Tomonobu Itagaki on our Nintendo 3DS family of systems? RIP Itagaki-san

Mannequin Pussy makes their live television debut on Everybody's Live with John Mulaney! #EverybodysLive

Ye, for they wield the pigskin of doom and they shall clash most mightily

like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately

The 2023 Drewy Awards presented by Takis® celebrates the best of television, cinema, gaming, and music from the sole perspective of some dude in his mid-30's who doesn't have his own YouTube channel.

And now, the nominees for Best Game of 2023, presented as a top 10 list for some reason.

Take a drink anytime someone says "immersive" at #TheGameAwards

Proud to say that as of today, my employer @polygon.com is leaving Twitter/X. There won't be a formal announcement, but we've been told privately that the company can't in good conscience continue to add legitimacy or value to the site. It's a relief, as X and its owner get loudly worse every day.

cartoons back in the day gave kids an unrealistic expectation of how many people sound like Peter Lorre

One reason Siskel & Ebert was a great show is because it normalized that sometimes ppl will like or dislike something for completely subjective reasons and that it's fine, whereas now all review discourses are about denying the subjectivity of art and going "We must convince ppl why they're WRONG!"

Not saying I'm currently obsessed with Pikmin 4, but I just watched the forks episode of The Bear and thought "that is some good dandori."