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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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So when exactly do the ‘checks’ and ‘balances’ part kick in?

Or is that just a fun little slogan like

‘thoughts and prayers’?
February 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It’s kinda hot when fountain pens are writing and they do their little split thing.
Like yesss open for me baby
#hearmeout
a close up of a fountain pen writing on paper
ALT: a close up of a fountain pen writing on paper
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Happy #BlackHistoryMonth! Black and African American individuals have made incredible contributions throughout history and deserve recognition every day. This month gives us a special opportunity to highlight their achievements and impact
February 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What I mean when I tell them to eat a dick
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BREAKING: Trump, Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg have uploaded their consciousness into the internet.

“Someone’s gotta keep making money,” Musk states, with Trump adding, “I might retire after my 8th term as president.”
February 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just taking a relaxing break from work to look at the daily horrors
January 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Governor Stein issued major new executive orders yesterday to defend reproductive freedom in North Carolina. In multiple ways, he's signaling that he will refuse and resist, to the extent of his powers as Governor, other states' investigations into women seeking an abortion in North Carolina.
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Supreme Court doesn’t grant rights, it reads and interprets. The founders of this country gave us the right to be free from the government caring who the fuck we marry. Obergefell just dictates that.
January 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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When I start a new job I usually don’t defund Medicaid in the first week. I get my work computer set up and try to find some good lunch places near the office
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He’s made them think they’re invincible
they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
January 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
January 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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He never said “Hail Hydra!” His exact words were “Cut off one head, two more shall take its place!” He could have been talking about something else that regrows more heads
January 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We got the end of America before GTA 6
January 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Pamela Hemphill, who pleaded guilty to a single misdemeanor charge and spent 60 days behind bars for her role in the Capitol riots, says she no longer believes the lies President Trump promoted.
A Jan. 6 defendant tells NPR why she turned down Trump's pardon
Pamela Hemphill, who pleaded guilty to a single misdemeanor charge and spent 60 days behind bars for her role in the Capitol riots, says she no longer believes the lies President Trump promoted.
www.npr.org
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
BTS Killer
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We keep talking about artificial intelligence but what about artificial charisma, artificial strength, artificial dexterity, artificial constitution, and artificial wisdom?
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump really thought
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I’ve been saying it ever since Roe was overturned but Obergefell is next.
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM