Milkboy Games
@certifydmilkboy.bsky.social
Maddie May (She/Her)
TTRPG/Narrative designer, creator of Camp Cryptid, Let Me Be Your Thrall and more to come! 🏳️⚧️
Freelance writer and Actual Play performer
See ya at PAXU!
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TTRPG/Narrative designer, creator of Camp Cryptid, Let Me Be Your Thrall and more to come! 🏳️⚧️
Freelance writer and Actual Play performer
See ya at PAXU!
https://ko-fi.com/certifiedmilkboy
https://certified-milkboy.neocities.org/
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
I don't know why anyone is surprised at Exhibition 33, this is exactly what happens when you give the French anything
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't know why anyone is surprised at Exhibition 33, this is exactly what happens when you give the French anything
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If anyone's having a really bad Christmas, message me and I'll send you a Steam key for one of my games.
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If anyone's having a really bad Christmas, message me and I'll send you a Steam key for one of my games.
As someone who's played Ice Hockey for like 13 years;
The gay hockey show sucks. There's barely any hockey and there's like 4 time skips per episode
However hockey is that gay in reality
The gay hockey show sucks. There's barely any hockey and there's like 4 time skips per episode
However hockey is that gay in reality
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
As someone who's played Ice Hockey for like 13 years;
The gay hockey show sucks. There's barely any hockey and there's like 4 time skips per episode
However hockey is that gay in reality
The gay hockey show sucks. There's barely any hockey and there's like 4 time skips per episode
However hockey is that gay in reality
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Can I maybe recommend signing up to @certifydmilkboy.bsky.social Together TTRPG jam?
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
I'm sure you'd definitely find a partner or two.
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
I'm sure you'd definitely find a partner or two.
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can I maybe recommend signing up to @certifydmilkboy.bsky.social Together TTRPG jam?
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
I'm sure you'd definitely find a partner or two.
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
I'm sure you'd definitely find a partner or two.
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10 TTRPGs I wanna play in 2026
- Hinterlight
- Sword World
- Wrastle Vania
- Paint the town red
- Last Sabbath
- More Fabula Ultima
- Good Soup
- Alice is Missing
- The Wildsea
- Slugblaster
- Hinterlight
- Sword World
- Wrastle Vania
- Paint the town red
- Last Sabbath
- More Fabula Ultima
- Good Soup
- Alice is Missing
- The Wildsea
- Slugblaster
10 ttrpgs I want to play in 2026
- 10 Candles
- Yazeba’s B&B
- DIE
- Rapscallion
- VtM
- Daggerheart
- Good Society
- the horror game @ssambrose.bsky.social told me about that I can’t remember now
- Candela Obscura
- Deadweight
- 10 Candles
- Yazeba’s B&B
- DIE
- Rapscallion
- VtM
- Daggerheart
- Good Society
- the horror game @ssambrose.bsky.social told me about that I can’t remember now
- Candela Obscura
- Deadweight
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
- DIE
- Once Again, We Return
- Come On In
- The Silt Verses RPG
- Ghosts of El Paso
- Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast
- Alice is Missing
- Wickedness
- FUCK ME, FUCK YOU
- Jukebox
- DIE
- Once Again, We Return
- Come On In
- The Silt Verses RPG
- Ghosts of El Paso
- Yazeba’s Bed & Breakfast
- Alice is Missing
- Wickedness
- FUCK ME, FUCK YOU
- Jukebox
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
10 TTRPGs I wanna play in 2026
- Hinterlight
- Sword World
- Wrastle Vania
- Paint the town red
- Last Sabbath
- More Fabula Ultima
- Good Soup
- Alice is Missing
- The Wildsea
- Slugblaster
- Hinterlight
- Sword World
- Wrastle Vania
- Paint the town red
- Last Sabbath
- More Fabula Ultima
- Good Soup
- Alice is Missing
- The Wildsea
- Slugblaster
10 games I wanna make in 2026
- You're not a hero but neither are they
- Wonderfall (working title)
- Flipside
- Untitled Timeline game
- Let Me Be Your Thrall Expansion
- Untitled metroidvania TTRPG
- Camp Cryptid V2
- More index card games/one pagers
- Untitled Legend Of Zelda fan game
- ???
- You're not a hero but neither are they
- Wonderfall (working title)
- Flipside
- Untitled Timeline game
- Let Me Be Your Thrall Expansion
- Untitled metroidvania TTRPG
- Camp Cryptid V2
- More index card games/one pagers
- Untitled Legend Of Zelda fan game
- ???
10 games I want to MAKE in 2026
- RatCatchers
- SkateSword
- Advanced DNGN + DRGN
- Fight Knights: World Tour
- Recon:Recon
- SmorgasBorg
- Defective Detectives
- Punkass Supers
- Broken Fixer
- The Puppets Variety Hour with Hermit the Crab
And yes I WILL be taking questions at this time...
- RatCatchers
- SkateSword
- Advanced DNGN + DRGN
- Fight Knights: World Tour
- Recon:Recon
- SmorgasBorg
- Defective Detectives
- Punkass Supers
- Broken Fixer
- The Puppets Variety Hour with Hermit the Crab
And yes I WILL be taking questions at this time...
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10 games I wanna make in 2026
- You're not a hero but neither are they
- Wonderfall (working title)
- Flipside
- Untitled Timeline game
- Let Me Be Your Thrall Expansion
- Untitled metroidvania TTRPG
- Camp Cryptid V2
- More index card games/one pagers
- Untitled Legend Of Zelda fan game
- ???
- You're not a hero but neither are they
- Wonderfall (working title)
- Flipside
- Untitled Timeline game
- Let Me Be Your Thrall Expansion
- Untitled metroidvania TTRPG
- Camp Cryptid V2
- More index card games/one pagers
- Untitled Legend Of Zelda fan game
- ???
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December 20, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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Hey y'all, Maddie here
so I have to write 12 siblings for the next arc of my ttrpg sessions, and I'm 6 down with 6 left. Would anyone like to design an NPC to help me out? Just a basic concept, like name, job/passion, problem, would be very helpful
so I have to write 12 siblings for the next arc of my ttrpg sessions, and I'm 6 down with 6 left. Would anyone like to design an NPC to help me out? Just a basic concept, like name, job/passion, problem, would be very helpful
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey y'all, Maddie here
so I have to write 12 siblings for the next arc of my ttrpg sessions, and I'm 6 down with 6 left. Would anyone like to design an NPC to help me out? Just a basic concept, like name, job/passion, problem, would be very helpful
so I have to write 12 siblings for the next arc of my ttrpg sessions, and I'm 6 down with 6 left. Would anyone like to design an NPC to help me out? Just a basic concept, like name, job/passion, problem, would be very helpful
Draw more fat vampires
Do it, coward
Do it, coward
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Draw more fat vampires
Do it, coward
Do it, coward
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Dearest ttrpg bluesky, I'm looking for a 3 player/or 2 player and a gm, game for UhOh It's Story Time. The more indie the better, and this one's gonna be with myself, @eotiaxart.bsky.social & @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social so keep those vibes in mind.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dearest ttrpg bluesky, I'm looking for a 3 player/or 2 player and a gm, game for UhOh It's Story Time. The more indie the better, and this one's gonna be with myself, @eotiaxart.bsky.social & @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social so keep those vibes in mind.
Once again I ask that instead of supporting this garbage, to check out Sword World which is being officially localized in English for the first time ever
I'd also say check out Ryuutama as well.
They are both much better options than this.
I'd also say check out Ryuutama as well.
They are both much better options than this.
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Once again I ask that instead of supporting this garbage, to check out Sword World which is being officially localized in English for the first time ever
I'd also say check out Ryuutama as well.
They are both much better options than this.
I'd also say check out Ryuutama as well.
They are both much better options than this.
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What they really mean is "Cell shaded 5e"
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What they really mean is "Cell shaded 5e"
Ever since LMBYT's card payments were cut, @itch.io support has been straight up ignoring my emails. They didn't respond when I asked about my card payments being cut, and now they haven't been responding about this.
I don't have a big audience so I fear they'll keep ignoring me.
I don't have a big audience so I fear they'll keep ignoring me.
Let's play a game called "How long will itch review this payout!"
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ever since LMBYT's card payments were cut, @itch.io support has been straight up ignoring my emails. They didn't respond when I asked about my card payments being cut, and now they haven't been responding about this.
I don't have a big audience so I fear they'll keep ignoring me.
I don't have a big audience so I fear they'll keep ignoring me.
Let's play a game called "How long will itch review this payout!"
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Let's play a game called "How long will itch review this payout!"
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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Without this game there's no Monster of the Week, Thirsty Sword Lesbians, or Blades in the Dark.
Join the Bakers in the next evolution of this groundbreaking RPG.
The time to pledge is now.
Join the Bakers in the next evolution of this groundbreaking RPG.
The time to pledge is now.
Here it is. The final 24 hours. You've helped coax banked embers into a steady flame. Tell me, what is one thing you'll bring with you into What-Comes-Next? Seeds? Thread? A good kitchen knife? What will you make of what's left? Together, let's light up the world.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Without this game there's no Monster of the Week, Thirsty Sword Lesbians, or Blades in the Dark.
Join the Bakers in the next evolution of this groundbreaking RPG.
The time to pledge is now.
Join the Bakers in the next evolution of this groundbreaking RPG.
The time to pledge is now.
The Septa equivalent is their rebranding train lines to be LGBT
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The Septa equivalent is their rebranding train lines to be LGBT
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It's not just TomboyX, by the way! Trump's FDA has sent these warning letters to 11 companies that sell Binders.
- TransGuy Supply
- ShapeShifter Apparel
- GenderBender
- gc2b
- TomboyX
- FLAVNT Streetwear
- Early to Bed
- TOMSCOUT
- For Them
- Fluxion
- UNTAG
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
- TransGuy Supply
- ShapeShifter Apparel
- GenderBender
- gc2b
- TomboyX
- FLAVNT Streetwear
- Early to Bed
- TOMSCOUT
- For Them
- Fluxion
- UNTAG
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's not just TomboyX, by the way! Trump's FDA has sent these warning letters to 11 companies that sell Binders.
- TransGuy Supply
- ShapeShifter Apparel
- GenderBender
- gc2b
- TomboyX
- FLAVNT Streetwear
- Early to Bed
- TOMSCOUT
- For Them
- Fluxion
- UNTAG
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
- TransGuy Supply
- ShapeShifter Apparel
- GenderBender
- gc2b
- TomboyX
- FLAVNT Streetwear
- Early to Bed
- TOMSCOUT
- For Them
- Fluxion
- UNTAG
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
Hearing the "papa more movie" tiktok meme in my head after the end of that fiona and cake episode
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hearing the "papa more movie" tiktok meme in my head after the end of that fiona and cake episode
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This phrase is very funny to me for no reason
This phrase is very funny to me for no reason
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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This phrase is very funny to me for no reason
This phrase is very funny to me for no reason
My games are on sale for the winter!! Stuck in the cold with a friend you're particularly fond of? Try my duo romance games out!
(Weirdly enough, itch lets you buy LMBYT with card as a bundle, but not alone??)
#ttrpg
itch.io/s/172161/win...
(Weirdly enough, itch lets you buy LMBYT with card as a bundle, but not alone??)
#ttrpg
itch.io/s/172161/win...
Winter Sale 2025 by Certified Milkboy Games
A bundle by Certified Milkboy Games, $12.50 for Let Me Be Your Thrall, Please Let Me Go
itch.io
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My games are on sale for the winter!! Stuck in the cold with a friend you're particularly fond of? Try my duo romance games out!
(Weirdly enough, itch lets you buy LMBYT with card as a bundle, but not alone??)
#ttrpg
itch.io/s/172161/win...
(Weirdly enough, itch lets you buy LMBYT with card as a bundle, but not alone??)
#ttrpg
itch.io/s/172161/win...
Your dream may be to be successful, but my dream is to be strapped to one of those big carnival wheels. Knives being thrown at it is optional, but also would be a bonus
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Your dream may be to be successful, but my dream is to be strapped to one of those big carnival wheels. Knives being thrown at it is optional, but also would be a bonus