Cephalopod Celebrity
@cephceleb.bsky.social
She/her, 27, political poster, porn liker, nude taker, resident Callie Splatoon lover, occasional commission orderer (also trans girl)
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Hey uhhh
How do block all accounts in a thread again
How do block all accounts in a thread again
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hey uhhh
How do block all accounts in a thread again
How do block all accounts in a thread again
Blocked, blocked, blocked, none of the people I just talked to are free of sin
They are, however, free of critical thinking
They are, however, free of critical thinking
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Blocked, blocked, blocked, none of the people I just talked to are free of sin
They are, however, free of critical thinking
They are, however, free of critical thinking
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“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
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"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
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yes we can touch ITEM for as long as we want
Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
yes we can touch ITEM for as long as we want
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there was an article about how hogwarts legacy sold 40 million units which is very funny considering they're giving it away for free
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
there was an article about how hogwarts legacy sold 40 million units which is very funny considering they're giving it away for free
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Day 17 : With Hearing ! ( @hearingproblem.bsky.social )
When your new toy is a masochist. Each time Malika cum she get shocked be the brand new collar ! (this is already the 10th time)
#Futadvent2025
When your new toy is a masochist. Each time Malika cum she get shocked be the brand new collar ! (this is already the 10th time)
#Futadvent2025
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Day 17 : With Hearing ! ( @hearingproblem.bsky.social )
When your new toy is a masochist. Each time Malika cum she get shocked be the brand new collar ! (this is already the 10th time)
#Futadvent2025
When your new toy is a masochist. Each time Malika cum she get shocked be the brand new collar ! (this is already the 10th time)
#Futadvent2025
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CORNO TRIGGER
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
CORNO TRIGGER
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AI profile pictures have become the new sunglasses in a car pics
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
AI profile pictures have become the new sunglasses in a car pics
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Ophelia caught herself a boi
Nudel, stop falling in love and save him!
#NSFW #Bisex #OC #Originalcharacter #Monstergirl #Snakegirl #Lamia #Rule34
Nudel, stop falling in love and save him!
#NSFW #Bisex #OC #Originalcharacter #Monstergirl #Snakegirl #Lamia #Rule34
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Ophelia caught herself a boi
Nudel, stop falling in love and save him!
#NSFW #Bisex #OC #Originalcharacter #Monstergirl #Snakegirl #Lamia #Rule34
Nudel, stop falling in love and save him!
#NSFW #Bisex #OC #Originalcharacter #Monstergirl #Snakegirl #Lamia #Rule34
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The mistletoe is convincing her...
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The mistletoe is convincing her...
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The first of the promised gock has been delivered!! Completely winging it with style right now pls be kind~ (>_<")
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The first of the promised gock has been delivered!! Completely winging it with style right now pls be kind~ (>_<")
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curious how no gamer chuds are complaining about a lack of dick and balls jiggle physics. i want the player character dark souls 4 to get a stiffy everytime they successfully beat a boss or something visually to signify they're satisfied of this achievement also
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
curious how no gamer chuds are complaining about a lack of dick and balls jiggle physics. i want the player character dark souls 4 to get a stiffy everytime they successfully beat a boss or something visually to signify they're satisfied of this achievement also
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I wish I could touch big boob..
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I wish I could touch big boob..
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it's so tough being a 21 year old girl for 7 years in a row
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
it's so tough being a 21 year old girl for 7 years in a row
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“I gave them 1776 dollars, that should be enough to make them all willing to go die in Venezuela so we can steal all their oil.”
In a nationwide address that major US TV networks are carrying live, President Trump announces 1,450,000 military members will receive a "warrior dividend" of $1776 before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“I gave them 1776 dollars, that should be enough to make them all willing to go die in Venezuela so we can steal all their oil.”
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Virtue signaling is not only acceptable, actually, it’s good and necessary to foster healthy communities, especially in a time where vitriol and hate is mainstream
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Virtue signaling is not only acceptable, actually, it’s good and necessary to foster healthy communities, especially in a time where vitriol and hate is mainstream