Celeste
@celesteismommy.bsky.social
Landing strip aficionado, Baldur’s Gate 3 addict, chocolate lover.
Say hello! https://celesteclassic.com/celestebsky
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Celeste
@celesteismommy.bsky.social
· Mar 24
Yes or no: late night baths?
#Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #bathtub
#Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #bathtub
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So the sandwich guy ...
beat the wrap
beat the wrap
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So the sandwich guy ...
beat the wrap
beat the wrap
Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo
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First stop motion video shot and edited by the kiddo 🤘
August 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
First stop motion video shot and edited by the kiddo 🤘
Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun
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June 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday!
August 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday!
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Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!
July 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!
It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends
July 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends
I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?
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BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.
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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified
There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.
www.wired.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.
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Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂
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next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...
'Save Our Signs' Wants to Save the Real History of National Parks Before Trump Erases It
Trump wants to erase any "negative" content from educational sites at National Parks. A group of data preservationists asks visitors to help them document placards and monuments, before they disappear...
www.404media.co
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...
Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?
July 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?
What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?
July 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?
Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?
July 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?
Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️
July 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️
Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.
July 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.
Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!
July 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!
Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?
June 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?
Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on
June 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on
Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention
June 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention
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doing surveillance to the surveillance state www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops
A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.
www.404media.co
June 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
doing surveillance to the surveillance state www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️
May 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️