Celeste
@celesteismommy.bsky.social
Landing strip aficionado, Baldur’s Gate 3 addict, chocolate lover.
Say hello! https://celesteclassic.com/celestebsky
Say hello! https://celesteclassic.com/celestebsky
Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo
Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun
Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday!
August 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday!
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!
July 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!
It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends
July 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends
I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?
Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂
Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?
July 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?
What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?
July 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?
Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?
July 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?
Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️
July 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️
Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.
July 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.
Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!
July 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!
Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?
June 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?
Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on
June 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on
Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention
June 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention
Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️
May 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️
Mommy has been listening to Lord of the Rings as an audiobook, and cannot recommend highly enough 🧝♀️
May 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Mommy has been listening to Lord of the Rings as an audiobook, and cannot recommend highly enough 🧝♀️
Good boys get to cuddle in bed with me
May 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Good boys get to cuddle in bed with me
Red light or green light, guys? 
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Red light or green light, guys? 
Hard for my colorblind good boys though, right? Don’t worry, mommy is here to help 
April 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hard for my colorblind good boys though, right? Don’t worry, mommy is here to help 
Who are you guys rooting for in the NBA playoffs? I’m really torn in this Detroit/Knicks series 🏀
April 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Who are you guys rooting for in the NBA playoffs? I’m really torn in this Detroit/Knicks series 🏀
Mommy needs more hot coffee in her office, plz
April 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Mommy needs more hot coffee in her office, plz
Help! Will you take mommy to Aruba, Jamaica, or Kokomo? 🥰👙🌴
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Help! Will you take mommy to Aruba, Jamaica, or Kokomo? 🥰👙🌴