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Celeste
@celesteismommy.bsky.social
Landing strip aficionado, Baldur’s Gate 3 addict, chocolate lover.

Say hello! https://celesteclassic.com/celestebsky
I’m here with tea and popcorn.

#epstein #epsteinfiles
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?
July 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️
July 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️
May 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mommy has been listening to Lord of the Rings as an audiobook, and cannot recommend highly enough 🧝‍♀️
May 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Good boys get to cuddle in bed with me
May 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Red light or green light, guys? 
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hard for my colorblind good boys though, right? Don’t worry, mommy is here to help 
April 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Who are you guys rooting for in the NBA playoffs? I’m really torn in this Detroit/Knicks series 🏀
April 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Help! Will you take mommy to Aruba, Jamaica, or Kokomo? 🥰👙🌴
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM