Megans.
@ceeb.bsky.social
I'm your least favorite reply guys least favorite reply guy.
she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision t1d. free Palestine 🇵🇸. call center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
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she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision t1d. free Palestine 🇵🇸. call center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
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Megans.
@ceeb.bsky.social
· Aug 11
please hire me to do help desk I'm slowly dying here
because she is quickly getting to the point where even Hamberg isn't welcoming
Interesting that NY gov Kathy Hochul felt compelled to put out a statement against Dems' deal to end the shutdown
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
because she is quickly getting to the point where even Hamberg isn't welcoming
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sorry, no. lesbian sex has a very strictly defined transport layer protocol
15 min. preamble (kissing)
10-30 min. arbitration (making out)
30 min. handshake (reciprocal head)
120 min. of data bus activity (sex), often broken 3-4 times by re-sync arbitration and handshaking
30 min. outro (cuddling)
15 min. preamble (kissing)
10-30 min. arbitration (making out)
30 min. handshake (reciprocal head)
120 min. of data bus activity (sex), often broken 3-4 times by re-sync arbitration and handshaking
30 min. outro (cuddling)
this question is for the lesbians, how do you manage to have sex without it taking over 4 hours or is that just not possible?
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
sorry, no. lesbian sex has a very strictly defined transport layer protocol
15 min. preamble (kissing)
10-30 min. arbitration (making out)
30 min. handshake (reciprocal head)
120 min. of data bus activity (sex), often broken 3-4 times by re-sync arbitration and handshaking
30 min. outro (cuddling)
15 min. preamble (kissing)
10-30 min. arbitration (making out)
30 min. handshake (reciprocal head)
120 min. of data bus activity (sex), often broken 3-4 times by re-sync arbitration and handshaking
30 min. outro (cuddling)
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ppl when they see a thin woman: she's hot
ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes
ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes
December 12, 2024 at 1:48 AM
ppl when they see a thin woman: she's hot
ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes
ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes
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he died of a drug overdose.
I made it, but he had to stay behind or I was going to join him.
I made it, but he had to stay behind or I was going to join him.
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
he died of a drug overdose.
I made it, but he had to stay behind or I was going to join him.
I made it, but he had to stay behind or I was going to join him.
can I say something without everyone getting mad
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
can I say something without everyone getting mad
doesn't dc have a good sumerton law
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
doesn't dc have a good sumerton law
*looks at your chart*
would it be okay if a med student came in?
would it be okay if a med student came in?
bpd is the transgender of mental health
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*looks at your chart*
would it be okay if a med student came in?
would it be okay if a med student came in?
hate to talk about downstate, but I don't think NY voters will be fooled by an "independent" again
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
hate to talk about downstate, but I don't think NY voters will be fooled by an "independent" again
retiring Ralph Vader for real me with fake cat ears.
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
retiring Ralph Vader for real me with fake cat ears.
God I miss consensus reality.
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
God I miss consensus reality.
Jesus Christ dude. why is there a charge in splitwise for "Paid the ferryman" we talked about this.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Jesus Christ dude. why is there a charge in splitwise for "Paid the ferryman" we talked about this.
juggalos are doing really interesting things with community approaches to justice. if you're a social science guy there's a paper there.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
juggalos are doing really interesting things with community approaches to justice. if you're a social science guy there's a paper there.
you can say sex here
In 2011 when he took office, Cuomo pushed through one of the first state laws legalizing same-sex marriage, convincing Republicans to vote for the measure. He championed it aggressively at a time when Barack Obama and many Dems were against same-x marriage rights. 3/
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
you can say sex here
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there is no I in team but there is a squirrel in my bathtub
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
there is no I in team but there is a squirrel in my bathtub
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being a trans woman online is so cool. people either jerk off to how hot you are or they jerk off to how much they hate you, but either way they don't tip
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
being a trans woman online is so cool. people either jerk off to how hot you are or they jerk off to how much they hate you, but either way they don't tip
why is it not a beastcase
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
why is it not a beastcase
I'm totally nonop (I can't safely be put to sleep) and it's not a statement of any kind. doesn't mean I'm not held as some sort of genderfuck standard barrer.
"no dont conform, you don't need laser"
"breast augs NEVER look good"
"being binary isn't assimilationist though"
"do you really NEED hrt though?"
"no don't get bottom surgery ur wand is so hot"
these are the same things in a different wrapper to try and control our own transition goals
"breast augs NEVER look good"
"being binary isn't assimilationist though"
"do you really NEED hrt though?"
"no don't get bottom surgery ur wand is so hot"
these are the same things in a different wrapper to try and control our own transition goals
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm totally nonop (I can't safely be put to sleep) and it's not a statement of any kind. doesn't mean I'm not held as some sort of genderfuck standard barrer.
emotional manipulation and i just hit a year of dbt
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
emotional manipulation and i just hit a year of dbt
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"the fish can't be a tranny Olga that's redic-"
Yea, sure, she's not trans
And I didn't jerk off to this fish like fifty times in 2006 and almost cause the Shark Tale disc to get caught in the DVD player and start freaking out while I had a sharpie in my ass
Yea, sure, she's not trans
And I didn't jerk off to this fish like fifty times in 2006 and almost cause the Shark Tale disc to get caught in the DVD player and start freaking out while I had a sharpie in my ass
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"the fish can't be a tranny Olga that's redic-"
Yea, sure, she's not trans
And I didn't jerk off to this fish like fifty times in 2006 and almost cause the Shark Tale disc to get caught in the DVD player and start freaking out while I had a sharpie in my ass
Yea, sure, she's not trans
And I didn't jerk off to this fish like fifty times in 2006 and almost cause the Shark Tale disc to get caught in the DVD player and start freaking out while I had a sharpie in my ass
we tried that with my grandma and it made her keep reliving thr holocaust.
i have it written down that if i end up with alzheimer’s or dementia that someone needs to show me my favourite movies, music and books so i can experience them all over again for the first time
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
we tried that with my grandma and it made her keep reliving thr holocaust.
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I'm a cat from st Louis
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm a cat from st Louis
I'm a cat from st Louis
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm a cat from st Louis
hey I know it's not really anyone's top issue but be careful with stage Yiddish.
don't mock a language people are desperately trying to keep alive.
don't mock a language people are desperately trying to keep alive.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
hey I know it's not really anyone's top issue but be careful with stage Yiddish.
don't mock a language people are desperately trying to keep alive.
don't mock a language people are desperately trying to keep alive.