Megans.
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Megans.
@ceeb.bsky.social
I'm your least favorite reply guys least favorite reply guy.

she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision t1d. free Palestine 🇵🇸. call center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
@meganabird@mastodon.social
yeah so your adult children definitely stopped talking to you
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Good luck on the high score.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
look getting really mad is also political science
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hey isn't smoking weed inconvenient? what if we took it, covered it in solvents, boiled them off and then encased in plastic? don't worry, you also won't get very high.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
and this justifies rasing prices on an identical product how?
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
yeah, as someone with visible medical equipment you get twice the chasers
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Buffalo has a proof of payment system, and when I was arrested (day 31 of a 30 day pass) the cop just outright said "we're doing this to get your prints"
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I mean like half of us are vegetarians.
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
why shouldn't we talk year over year? this is a disease that kills people in weeks if poorly treated.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the cost of my continuous glucose monitor has increased yearly, the tech has not changed.

if you can't tell me who your DME would be, you're not qualified to argue here.
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
they can buy more stuff, but very few people would say it was good
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
no one is questioning your right to shit into your own hands, we're questioning the wiseness of you then ordering chicken wings.
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
yeah you need to go shop at places where they pay employees enough to not fake a smile. those places exist but they're pricy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reposted by Megans.
ppl when they see a thin woman: she's hot

ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes
December 12, 2024 at 1:48 AM
we don't claim him.
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
look we all know the one song, but give the Anarchist a Lollipop is a banger
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
fuck it, bring back okay soda
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
can I have the link?
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
you are wearing more computers than me and I have an external pancreas.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
how do they think this ends for them.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Megans.
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
here's the Canadian government's party line on weed. take it with a grain of salt, a lot of money went into this
Health effects of cannabis
Learn about the health risks of using cannabis and how you can reduce the risk.
www.ontario.ca
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM