Cdn Cobra Chicken
@cdncobrachicken.bsky.social
YYC | Heretic | Lightly menopausal
Graffiti’s getting wild in Calgary, Alberta.
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Graffiti’s getting wild in Calgary, Alberta.
Wayne Campbell gets it. Party on.
March 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Wayne Campbell gets it. Party on.
Listen, I still say Pluto is a planet. Let me have this one, for the love of god or gods.
February 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Listen, I still say Pluto is a planet. Let me have this one, for the love of god or gods.
We have long memories.
February 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We have long memories.
My view for the last three days. I take having the Canadian Rockies almost in my backyard for granted sometimes. 🏔️⛰️🏔️
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My view for the last three days. I take having the Canadian Rockies almost in my backyard for granted sometimes. 🏔️⛰️🏔️
Here’s a deer by my house in summer. I miss summer. Why do I live where the air hurts my face in winter? Universal healthcare, probably.
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Here’s a deer by my house in summer. I miss summer. Why do I live where the air hurts my face in winter? Universal healthcare, probably.
Ok, I’ll admit these little assholes are cute but they’re also little assholes.
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ok, I’ll admit these little assholes are cute but they’re also little assholes.
New business idea: charging exorbitant amounts of money to help the “Fuck Trudeau” bumper sticker brigade craft a new personality.
January 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
New business idea: charging exorbitant amounts of money to help the “Fuck Trudeau” bumper sticker brigade craft a new personality.
Please enjoy another festive photo of good girl, Penny.
December 24, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Please enjoy another festive photo of good girl, Penny.
Allergy testing confirmed that everything outside wants to kill me. Good thing I’m an inside person.
December 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Allergy testing confirmed that everything outside wants to kill me. Good thing I’m an inside person.
Please enjoy this festive photo of Penny, the goodest girl.
December 14, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Please enjoy this festive photo of Penny, the goodest girl.
Sorry America, Jordan Peterson is your problem now. We’re politely refusing to take him back. Good day.
I said good day.
I said good day.
December 14, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Sorry America, Jordan Peterson is your problem now. We’re politely refusing to take him back. Good day.
I said good day.
I said good day.
I’m very much enjoying the fact that stupid cybertrucks are malfunctioning in Canadian winter and are rusting and can barely move in an inch of snow. Stupid vehicles for stupid people. A truly wonderful gift for all of us this holiday season.
December 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I’m very much enjoying the fact that stupid cybertrucks are malfunctioning in Canadian winter and are rusting and can barely move in an inch of snow. Stupid vehicles for stupid people. A truly wonderful gift for all of us this holiday season.
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If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.
December 8, 2024 at 5:21 AM
If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.
A cybertruck is like if “let me play devil’s advocate” or “I’m just asking questions” turned into the world’s ugliest and stupidest vehicle.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
A cybertruck is like if “let me play devil’s advocate” or “I’m just asking questions” turned into the world’s ugliest and stupidest vehicle.
My dentist told me my gum tissue is exceptional and his dental assistant said “it looks like you’ve been flossing every day!”. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can stop me.
December 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
My dentist told me my gum tissue is exceptional and his dental assistant said “it looks like you’ve been flossing every day!”. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can stop me.
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People who need to see a little checkmark verification badge next to their name so that they feel special- are weak, their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter
the whole thing where big accounts that got here 2 weeks ago want something beyond domain verification is making me become the joker
November 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
People who need to see a little checkmark verification badge next to their name so that they feel special- are weak, their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter
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guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM
November 30, 2024 at 5:54 PM
guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM
The snow is pretty but I still hate it so much. Yes, I said hate. Fuck off, snow, you bitch.
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The snow is pretty but I still hate it so much. Yes, I said hate. Fuck off, snow, you bitch.
I didn’t have any substitutions in my grocery order. I’m on top of the world and nothing can stop me.
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I didn’t have any substitutions in my grocery order. I’m on top of the world and nothing can stop me.
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Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed
November 27, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed
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Accidentally tapped the “messages” section and it said “You have no conversations. Start one.”
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Accidentally tapped the “messages” section and it said “You have no conversations. Start one.”
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.
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Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffs
Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump's tariffs
“This is fantastic news. For me.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffs
If you ever hear someone say “boys are easier to raise than girls” just know they didn’t raise those boys at all.
November 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
If you ever hear someone say “boys are easier to raise than girls” just know they didn’t raise those boys at all.