cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral
@cbd215.bsky.social
Saxophonist, pianist, band director, composer ~ 24 yo ~ Philly sports fan ~ cbd215 on TikTok ~ pfp by @venusdarling ~ Free Palestine
Him
Him
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the year is 2005 and i am playing smash bros melee on my gamecube. the year is 2025 and i am emulating smash bros melee on my gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the year is 2005 and i am playing smash bros melee on my gamecube. the year is 2025 and i am emulating smash bros melee on my gabecube
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my best friend calls these “stop resisting shades” and i’ll never call them anything else ever again
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my best friend calls these “stop resisting shades” and i’ll never call them anything else ever again
The other day she tried to tell me she was “excessively normal”
Mhmm
Mhmm
every few months back in high school i used to take tweezers and slowly and methodically remove my own toenails just to feel something. as an adult people keep telling me this is a legitimate method of torture and. lmao
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The other day she tried to tell me she was “excessively normal”
Mhmm
Mhmm
Need people to play Halo Infinite with
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Need people to play Halo Infinite with
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I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.
Just ran out of likes on Bumble and Hinge for the 5th day in a row, still no matches, when do I throw in the towel and try speed dating
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just ran out of likes on Bumble and Hinge for the 5th day in a row, still no matches, when do I throw in the towel and try speed dating
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Tbh seeing myself on one of these graphics is still low key surreal, like I know it was a small local and I didn’t even win, but still I didn’t know I could do this, hoping for more in the future
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Tbh seeing myself on one of these graphics is still low key surreal, like I know it was a small local and I didn’t even win, but still I didn’t know I could do this, hoping for more in the future
So excited to play 2XKO doubles with her
it’s crazy how my intelligence drops to zero in co-op games like im pretty smart and pretty decent at games but i’ve killed myself or my girlfriend in portal 2 co-op more times than i can count
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So excited to play 2XKO doubles with her
One of my friends is very convinced she’s better than me at KOF cuz of one time we played at the barcade in Center City and she doesn’t realize that I was trying to do supers wrong the entire set and therefore constantly ended up doing QCFs and getting hit instead of blocking
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my friends is very convinced she’s better than me at KOF cuz of one time we played at the barcade in Center City and she doesn’t realize that I was trying to do supers wrong the entire set and therefore constantly ended up doing QCFs and getting hit instead of blocking
So mad that Riot is gonna make me play one of their games cuz 2XKO felt so good in the hands that shit is angering me
man i do NOT wanna make a fucking riot games acc to play 2XKO but admittedly it does look fun
October 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So mad that Riot is gonna make me play one of their games cuz 2XKO felt so good in the hands that shit is angering me
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man i do NOT wanna make a fucking riot games acc to play 2XKO but admittedly it does look fun
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
man i do NOT wanna make a fucking riot games acc to play 2XKO but admittedly it does look fun
Guess who came in 2nd at Frequency #7 tn???
IT WAS ME
WOOOOOO
IT WAS ME
WOOOOOO
October 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Guess who came in 2nd at Frequency #7 tn???
IT WAS ME
WOOOOOO
IT WAS ME
WOOOOOO
I’m such an asshole
The mind control wizard was a QAnon guy named Marvin the Intellect btw
The mind control wizard was a QAnon guy named Marvin the Intellect btw
this week in the d&d game i play in we fought this mind-control wizard that used dominate person on my wild magic barbarian and then i had to attack my party consisting of a ranger and a bard and by the time they managed to kill the dude the ranger had two failed death saves and the bard was on 1hp
September 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m such an asshole
The mind control wizard was a QAnon guy named Marvin the Intellect btw
The mind control wizard was a QAnon guy named Marvin the Intellect btw
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they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
This line just spawned in my brain and I don’t know how or why
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This line just spawned in my brain and I don’t know how or why
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for years i’ve heard people bitching about the weapons breaking in breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom and to those people i gotta ask: i’ve always been curious and as you seem to have firsthand experience, what does a lobotomy actually feel like?
September 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
for years i’ve heard people bitching about the weapons breaking in breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom and to those people i gotta ask: i’ve always been curious and as you seem to have firsthand experience, what does a lobotomy actually feel like?
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[irl streamer voice] hey guys, listen, i’ve been hearing a lot of you say you don’t think voting works, and i agree, so i’ve been working on some better solutions [i tap the screen and the walmart i’m standing in front of explodes] lmao. spokesman69! thank you for the gifted subs! yes, pogs in chat,
August 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[irl streamer voice] hey guys, listen, i’ve been hearing a lot of you say you don’t think voting works, and i agree, so i’ve been working on some better solutions [i tap the screen and the walmart i’m standing in front of explodes] lmao. spokesman69! thank you for the gifted subs! yes, pogs in chat,
I spent actual years trying to be an impressionist and it’s insane that the only one that worked was Solid fucking Snake
August 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I spent actual years trying to be an impressionist and it’s insane that the only one that worked was Solid fucking Snake
It’s been 8 months so I think I can say this now: this was my observation, I told her this at work and she made the meme
Also, Hawkeye was never Sheik, and with future balance patches, Thor was made into Sheik and then back into Ganondorf
Also, Hawkeye was never Sheik, and with future balance patches, Thor was made into Sheik and then back into Ganondorf
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s been 8 months so I think I can say this now: this was my observation, I told her this at work and she made the meme
Also, Hawkeye was never Sheik, and with future balance patches, Thor was made into Sheik and then back into Ganondorf
Also, Hawkeye was never Sheik, and with future balance patches, Thor was made into Sheik and then back into Ganondorf
Very interesting to read the responses to this, because it all boils down to
- Don’t eat ice cream for every meal, have some real meals sometimes
- “Are you saying ice cream isn’t food? I think ice cream is super yummy. You’re censoring me, you know that, right?”
- Don’t eat ice cream for every meal, have some real meals sometimes
- “Are you saying ice cream isn’t food? I think ice cream is super yummy. You’re censoring me, you know that, right?”
maybe im a hater or a snob but some of you (a lot of you) could stand to read real books and not just itch dot io indie stuff. too often i’ll ask a girl what she’s reading and she’ll be like “oh it’s called phantom wolf blood shifters, it’s this snuffbait yuri thing” and like. read real books, girl
August 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Very interesting to read the responses to this, because it all boils down to
- Don’t eat ice cream for every meal, have some real meals sometimes
- “Are you saying ice cream isn’t food? I think ice cream is super yummy. You’re censoring me, you know that, right?”
- Don’t eat ice cream for every meal, have some real meals sometimes
- “Are you saying ice cream isn’t food? I think ice cream is super yummy. You’re censoring me, you know that, right?”
I am not worthy of love and that is ok cuz I’m very worthy of like and I get a lot of that so I’m trying to be okay with the fact that it’ll never be any deeper than that with anyone
August 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am not worthy of love and that is ok cuz I’m very worthy of like and I get a lot of that so I’m trying to be okay with the fact that it’ll never be any deeper than that with anyone
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did you know? the term “able-bodied” actually refers to a vulnerability to being killed by rocks
August 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
did you know? the term “able-bodied” actually refers to a vulnerability to being killed by rocks
Billions must hope #TheGunnNeverJams #TheGunnIsFullyLoaded #TheGunnWentOff
I’m putting a #GunnToYourHead and telling you to go see this movie
I’m putting a #GunnToYourHead and telling you to go see this movie
July 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Billions must hope #TheGunnNeverJams #TheGunnIsFullyLoaded #TheGunnWentOff
I’m putting a #GunnToYourHead and telling you to go see this movie
I’m putting a #GunnToYourHead and telling you to go see this movie