MILF BOT 9000
@caycecorvid.bsky.social
G++ (Girl Plus Objects)
32, they/them 🏳️⚧️
32, they/them 🏳️⚧️
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May 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's just plastic i hate v*gan leather it's j
me and the baddie i bagged by being insane
a screenshot of a video game that says listen on it
Alt: Hollow Knight protagonist dancing in circles around Hornet. She seems annoyed.
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
me and the baddie i bagged by being insane
hot take but squidward is a trotskiist and i will not elaborate
March 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hot take but squidward is a trotskiist and i will not elaborate
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Trans hell as well too
February 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trans hell as well too
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Friend shared this and just: yes
February 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Friend shared this and just: yes
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First Base: Trauma Dumping
Second Base: Sex
Third Base: A moment of shared comfort, like cooking together or just a day watching YouTube videos
Fourth Base: Becoming detached from your body and distrustful of intimacy. Going no contact for at least a week
Second Base: Sex
Third Base: A moment of shared comfort, like cooking together or just a day watching YouTube videos
Fourth Base: Becoming detached from your body and distrustful of intimacy. Going no contact for at least a week
February 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
First Base: Trauma Dumping
Second Base: Sex
Third Base: A moment of shared comfort, like cooking together or just a day watching YouTube videos
Fourth Base: Becoming detached from your body and distrustful of intimacy. Going no contact for at least a week
Second Base: Sex
Third Base: A moment of shared comfort, like cooking together or just a day watching YouTube videos
Fourth Base: Becoming detached from your body and distrustful of intimacy. Going no contact for at least a week
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ive become the kind of girl who would stuff high school me into a locker
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
ive become the kind of girl who would stuff high school me into a locker
manic pixie dream twink
February 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
manic pixie dream twink
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Poster from a gay hacker space kinda place and
yeah, this, next few years gonna be a whole lotta: This
yeah, this, next few years gonna be a whole lotta: This
February 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Poster from a gay hacker space kinda place and
yeah, this, next few years gonna be a whole lotta: This
yeah, this, next few years gonna be a whole lotta: This
Describe what you do for a living in the darkest possible way. I'll start:
I'm a telemarketer that trades in human souls.
I'm a telemarketer that trades in human souls.
February 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Describe what you do for a living in the darkest possible way. I'll start:
I'm a telemarketer that trades in human souls.
I'm a telemarketer that trades in human souls.
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Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
January 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
DTF: Hot Single MILFs Hiding In YOUR Walls!!
January 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
DTF: Hot Single MILFs Hiding In YOUR Walls!!
i think i'm about one more "let's just be friends" away from joining a monastery
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i think i'm about one more "let's just be friends" away from joining a monastery
extremely funny
Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios
January 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
extremely funny
watch out bitches, I'm in my yoga mom era
January 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
watch out bitches, I'm in my yoga mom era
All else aside, I don't think this mook understands just how much of Canadian identity is "no, we're not American, we hate those guys"
like, even the libs aren't gonna go quietly on this one
like, even the libs aren't gonna go quietly on this one
Canada is a “country that should be a (US) state,” reiterates President Trump. “They’ll get much better treatment, much better care and much lower taxes, and they’ll be much more secure.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
All else aside, I don't think this mook understands just how much of Canadian identity is "no, we're not American, we hate those guys"
like, even the libs aren't gonna go quietly on this one
like, even the libs aren't gonna go quietly on this one
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And pronouns too 🏳️⚧️
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
And pronouns too 🏳️⚧️
how is it that every artist drawing goofy comics on the internet turns out to be unreasonably attractive. i have seen two or three of these goons' faces for the first time this week and hhhhhhhh
January 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
how is it that every artist drawing goofy comics on the internet turns out to be unreasonably attractive. i have seen two or three of these goons' faces for the first time this week and hhhhhhhh
y'all ever share an intimate moment with a close friend and get flashes of it echoing in your mind for days? highly recommend
January 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
y'all ever share an intimate moment with a close friend and get flashes of it echoing in your mind for days? highly recommend