Adrian Bott
@cavalorn.bsky.social
Author of MG/YA fiction & game stuff. Rants about folklore. Opinions my own. He/him. Writer for Warframe (you shiny things). Leopards, faces etc.
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Adrian Bott
@cavalorn.bsky.social
· Nov 11
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Reposted by Adrian Bott
Warframe Isleweaver: Bringing villains to life with Elsie Lovelock and Wolf Newton
Warframe Isleweaver: Bringing villains to life with Elsie Lovelock and Wolf Newton
Sometimes, how you speak is everything.
dlvr.it
June 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Warframe Isleweaver: Bringing villains to life with Elsie Lovelock and Wolf Newton
Reposted by Adrian Bott
We spoke with @warframe.com Principal Writer Kat Kingsley about the Isleweaver Update, new lore and what players can expect.
Read our interview here;
Read our interview here;
Warframe's Isleweaver Update Adds More to Duviri & Major Ruskala - Developer Interview
We spoke with Warframe Principal Writer Kat Kingsley about the Isleweaver Update, new lore and what players can expect.
butwhytho.net
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We spoke with @warframe.com Principal Writer Kat Kingsley about the Isleweaver Update, new lore and what players can expect.
Read our interview here;
Read our interview here;
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*taking a long drag on my cigarette* Look kid, you never think you'll see a leopard eating another leopard's face but sometimes, if you're really lucky and you log on at the right time,
June 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*taking a long drag on my cigarette* Look kid, you never think you'll see a leopard eating another leopard's face but sometimes, if you're really lucky and you log on at the right time,
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Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
www.bbc.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
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The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
June 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
"I never thought I'd become THAT meme" sobs man who etc
June 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"I never thought I'd become THAT meme" sobs man who etc
Writing essays with AI is like lifting barbells with a forklift
May 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Writing essays with AI is like lifting barbells with a forklift
Reposted by Adrian Bott
Happy #cincodemayo from your favorite leopard lady and the incredible musicians of Mariachi Arcoiris, the world's FIRST & only LGBTQ mariachi in the world!! 🐆 💀 💃🏾 🏳️🌈
youtu.be/XaiUHBefIco
youtu.be/XaiUHBefIco
"The Leopards Ate My Face" en Español feat. Mariachi Arcoiris | "¡Nunca Peñse!"
YouTube video by Franchesca Ramsey
youtu.be
May 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy #cincodemayo from your favorite leopard lady and the incredible musicians of Mariachi Arcoiris, the world's FIRST & only LGBTQ mariachi in the world!! 🐆 💀 💃🏾 🏳️🌈
youtu.be/XaiUHBefIco
youtu.be/XaiUHBefIco
Reposted by Adrian Bott
Reposted by Adrian Bott
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
It's time, once again, to celebrate ancient legends that were made up in the 19th Century. There are just so many of them. blogs.loc.gov/folklife/201...
Ostara and the Hare: Not Ancient, but Not As Modern As Some Skeptics Think | Folklife Today
If you’re curious about modern holiday beliefs and calendar customs, you might be reading or doing research about them online. Chances are, you come across some stories that the presenters claim are a...
blogs.loc.gov
April 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's time, once again, to celebrate ancient legends that were made up in the 19th Century. There are just so many of them. blogs.loc.gov/folklife/201...
Reposted by Adrian Bott
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
in unrelated news, I wish I could show this to my six year old self eating spaghetti hoops on toast and avidly watching Star Trek back in the early 70s
There’s no such thing as working productively with MAGA nihilists like Elon, Vivek and RFK, Jr. They want to bring down our Republic. Don’t normalize them by pointing out a few of their good ideas.
You can’t play nice with the leopards. Let them into your house and they will eat your face.
You can’t play nice with the leopards. Let them into your house and they will eat your face.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
in unrelated news, I wish I could show this to my six year old self eating spaghetti hoops on toast and avidly watching Star Trek back in the early 70s
I can only thank Franchesca once again for her patience and generosity of spirit. Time after time she has credited me when it would have been so easy just to let it slide.
Please, visit her shop and check out her fantastic designs. shop.franchesca.net
Please, visit her shop and check out her fantastic designs. shop.franchesca.net
Thanks for the love! Tiny correction: I didn’t create the phrase “the leopards ate my face” writer Adrian Bott did in 2015. I just wrote a song inspired by his already viral tweet.
Buuuut I did design a bunch of leopards merch just in time for your holiday shopping 👀 shop.franchesca.net 🐆
Buuuut I did design a bunch of leopards merch just in time for your holiday shopping 👀 shop.franchesca.net 🐆
December 6, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I can only thank Franchesca once again for her patience and generosity of spirit. Time after time she has credited me when it would have been so easy just to let it slide.
Please, visit her shop and check out her fantastic designs. shop.franchesca.net
Please, visit her shop and check out her fantastic designs. shop.franchesca.net
Just been described (approvingly) as a 'joyless pedant'
December 3, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Just been described (approvingly) as a 'joyless pedant'
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Sonething I really love about Bluesky is you just know that every single person on here has, at least once, stood in the yellow rectangle of light from their fridge late at night feverishly eating something slightly shameful directly from the jar
June 13, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Sonething I really love about Bluesky is you just know that every single person on here has, at least once, stood in the yellow rectangle of light from their fridge late at night feverishly eating something slightly shameful directly from the jar
Brief summary of my time on Twitter:
Eye of newt does not mean mustard seed, the Easter Bunny is not a pagan remnant, 'blood is thicker than water' is not only half of the 'real' phrase, Samhain was not a time 'when the veil between worlds grew thin', and the black goo is not Deacon's blood
Eye of newt does not mean mustard seed, the Easter Bunny is not a pagan remnant, 'blood is thicker than water' is not only half of the 'real' phrase, Samhain was not a time 'when the veil between worlds grew thin', and the black goo is not Deacon's blood
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Brief summary of my time on Twitter:
Eye of newt does not mean mustard seed, the Easter Bunny is not a pagan remnant, 'blood is thicker than water' is not only half of the 'real' phrase, Samhain was not a time 'when the veil between worlds grew thin', and the black goo is not Deacon's blood
Eye of newt does not mean mustard seed, the Easter Bunny is not a pagan remnant, 'blood is thicker than water' is not only half of the 'real' phrase, Samhain was not a time 'when the veil between worlds grew thin', and the black goo is not Deacon's blood
Ronald Hutton! The man himself! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbG...
Where did Modern Paganism start? - Ronald Hutton
YouTube video by Gresham College
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Ronald Hutton! The man himself! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbG...
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
November 11, 2024 at 7:59 PM
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Reposted by Adrian Bott
some large felines publicly selected for their visage-based nutritional habits are about to make a predictable yet somehow shocking dietary choice
November 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
some large felines publicly selected for their visage-based nutritional habits are about to make a predictable yet somehow shocking dietary choice
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Your daily reminder that it’s OK for first drafts of anything to be rough around the edges, like this original concept sketch for the facehugger in “Alien,” drawn by screenwriter Dan O’Bannon
September 8, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Your daily reminder that it’s OK for first drafts of anything to be rough around the edges, like this original concept sketch for the facehugger in “Alien,” drawn by screenwriter Dan O’Bannon
Reposted by Adrian Bott
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals