Madame Poutine
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Madame Poutine
@catruncie.bsky.social
Blue in Florida. Canadian expat. Very worried right now. 💙🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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If Donald Trump can dismiss the murder and dismemberment of an American journalist by saying "things happen. that guy was very controversial and a lot of people didn't like him." Then I should be able to say the same thing about that piece of shit Charlie Kirk.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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The only reason Trump has tariffs is to collect bribes from countries and corporations to reduce or remove them.

He gets away with it because of a complicit GOP and MSM.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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It doesn't require an act of Congress to release the Epstein files. All it takes is a phone call or, in Trump's case, an angry and half-incomprehensible post on his online fraud platform.
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The thing is

journalists are not subordinate to the government and therefore cannot be insubordinate in questioning the government
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I just don't see how we come back from all of this with a straight face. The 3 am shitposting, the weird AI videos and shitposting from official government accounts, the 24/7 lying, the normalization of all of that, where all of these government positions from POTUS on down have become a joke.

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November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Jamelle was cooking.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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They are coping poorly over on the Nazi hellsite
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Cuba FLAMED his ass😂🤣
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
theonion.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Protests are still going strong across the country — and the message is clear: Kings don’t belong here.

In just a few hours, Jen Rubin and Norm Eisen go LIVE to recap this powerful day of resistance 🇺🇸

Catch it all on Substack at 7:30 PM ET
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/no-kings-day-live-1018
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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The Declaration of Independence:
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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So no terrorism then?
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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And...
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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It feels very weird to have such an absolute lad as Pontiff. Like a Pope you know has gone to town on a big thing of wings.
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM