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This guy hauled a police barricade onto the 2/3 at Penn Station, then politely asked me to take a picture and airdrop it to him
August 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This guy hauled a police barricade onto the 2/3 at Penn Station, then politely asked me to take a picture and airdrop it to him
My mom, opening a whole can of worms: “what’s a song by Fall Out Boy you think I’d like?”
July 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My mom, opening a whole can of worms: “what’s a song by Fall Out Boy you think I’d like?”
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it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
I love Julianne and I loooooooove Tilda but oooooof
July 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I love Julianne and I loooooooove Tilda but oooooof
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In April we declined an offer of $60,000 to license a song of ours to an Airbnb commercial.
Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this.
Free Palestine. Eat the Rich.
Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this.
Free Palestine. Eat the Rich.
July 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In April we declined an offer of $60,000 to license a song of ours to an Airbnb commercial.
Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this.
Free Palestine. Eat the Rich.
Airbnb continues to make money from stolen Palestinian land and contributes to the housing crisis worldwide. We do not wish to promote or profit from this.
Free Palestine. Eat the Rich.
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"No one knows what will come to replace the international system that is currently collapsing around us, but any political system that prioritizes punishing those who protest genocide rather than stopping the killing has clearly exhausted itself."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
The destruction of Palestine is breaking the world | Moustafa Bayoumi
The rules of the institutions that define our lives bend like reeds when it comes to Israel – so much that the whole global order is on the verge of collapse
www.theguardian.com
July 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"No one knows what will come to replace the international system that is currently collapsing around us, but any political system that prioritizes punishing those who protest genocide rather than stopping the killing has clearly exhausted itself."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
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You’d think someone might ask why distributing aid in Gaza has proceeded like the opening twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, every day, for weeks. Is it normal to fire machine guns at starving civilians trying to collect flour? Because we are currently at one, two or three massacres *per day*.
June 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
You’d think someone might ask why distributing aid in Gaza has proceeded like the opening twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, every day, for weeks. Is it normal to fire machine guns at starving civilians trying to collect flour? Because we are currently at one, two or three massacres *per day*.
This is how the Democrats can win: by being the party of both women AND sexual harassers
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This is how the Democrats can win: by being the party of both women AND sexual harassers
She’s getting kicked out of Harvard and I’m not the King of Belgium. There’s a solution to both our problems
Future queen of Belgium caught up in Harvard foreign student ban reut.rs/4k9xxEZ
Future queen of Belgium caught up in Harvard foreign student ban
Princess Elisabeth, the 23-year-old future queen of Belgium, has just completed her first year at Harvard University but the ban imposed by U.S. President Donald Trump's administration on foreign students studying there could jeopardise her continued studies.
reut.rs
May 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
She’s getting kicked out of Harvard and I’m not the King of Belgium. There’s a solution to both our problems
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just scheduled a hair appointment, as always kind of pissed I am expected to know what I want to look like. i dont know what looks good! you tell me! if i knew what would look good id look good already!!!
May 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
just scheduled a hair appointment, as always kind of pissed I am expected to know what I want to look like. i dont know what looks good! you tell me! if i knew what would look good id look good already!!!
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I am a straight man on Bluesky and if any freaking website is going to take me to task for it it would be Bluesky and no one has ever been like hey you’re bad for being a MAN.
May 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I am a straight man on Bluesky and if any freaking website is going to take me to task for it it would be Bluesky and no one has ever been like hey you’re bad for being a MAN.
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the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality
April 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality
Movies you have seen six or more times, no Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek
April 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Movies you have seen six or more times, no Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek
The I Think You Should Leave universe is bleeding into our own
April 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The I Think You Should Leave universe is bleeding into our own
My fellow Bellini bros, this is our moment
April 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My fellow Bellini bros, this is our moment
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Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪
April 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪
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Watching White Lotus and realizing that I was that son who would run the blender during family gatherings
March 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watching White Lotus and realizing that I was that son who would run the blender during family gatherings
The year is 2027. All wokeness has been purged from American culture. The only art that remains is cats introducing themselves for two and a half hours
March 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The year is 2027. All wokeness has been purged from American culture. The only art that remains is cats introducing themselves for two and a half hours
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gotta watch all the way through for the great twist ending
March 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
gotta watch all the way through for the great twist ending
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THERE IS NO LEFT MEDIA ECOSYSTEM BECAUSE THE OSTENSIBLY “LEFT” PARTY REJECTS HALF OF WHAT THE LEFT BELIEVES AND FOR SOME REASON DEMOCRATS THINK THEY CAN WORK AROUND THAT HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Something that's been clear to me for some time is that a lot of progressive advocacy and politics has overindexed on finding just the right combination of words to say while ignoring the fact that no media ecosystem exists where people might actually hear you say them. New from @mmfa.bsky.social
March 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
THERE IS NO LEFT MEDIA ECOSYSTEM BECAUSE THE OSTENSIBLY “LEFT” PARTY REJECTS HALF OF WHAT THE LEFT BELIEVES AND FOR SOME REASON DEMOCRATS THINK THEY CAN WORK AROUND THAT HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts
February 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts