Cathrine Wilhelmsen
@cathrinew.net
She/her 🏳️🌈 Full-time geek from Norway 🤓 Microsoft Data Platform MVP, organizer, speaker, blogger. Loves sci-fi, gaming, chocolate & coffee. Teaching my dog to talk using buttons 🐾 Renovating a house 🛠️ Be kind! 💙
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Happy 126th birthday to all my privacy-savvy friends 🎉💙
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Happy 126th birthday to all my privacy-savvy friends 🎉💙
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
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For folks still struggling with the math:
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
For folks still struggling with the math:
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
Reposted by Cathrine Wilhelmsen
billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
Is this a 75% toy poodle / 25% bichon frisé mix... or a 16% squirrel / 84% meerkat mix? 🤎🐶 Either way, she's definitely enjoying running and sniffing freely in the forests around grandma and grandpa's house during the holidays 🐕 #PixelThePoochon
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Is this a 75% toy poodle / 25% bichon frisé mix... or a 16% squirrel / 84% meerkat mix? 🤎🐶 Either way, she's definitely enjoying running and sniffing freely in the forests around grandma and grandpa's house during the holidays 🐕 #PixelThePoochon
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Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy holidays! Probably my favorite stop-motion from the past few years. Really enjoyed creating this one.
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Noe av det beste vi kan gjøre for andre mennesker er å la de leve sine egne, frie liv (så lenge det ikke går ut over andre på kjipe måter).
Ingen har bedt om å bli født.
Ingen har bedt om å bli født.
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Noe av det beste vi kan gjøre for andre mennesker er å la de leve sine egne, frie liv (så lenge det ikke går ut over andre på kjipe måter).
Ingen har bedt om å bli født.
Ingen har bedt om å bli født.
God jul and merry christmas to you and your loved ones 🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻🎁❤️
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
God jul and merry christmas to you and your loved ones 🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻🎁❤️
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Did someone say Fabric On-Prem? SP1 coming soon with Ontologies
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Did someone say Fabric On-Prem? SP1 coming soon with Ontologies
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I think humans are meant to lie in bed with the love of their life all winter.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think humans are meant to lie in bed with the love of their life all winter.
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Greetings! Do you have a minute to hear about our lord and saviour the Mozzarella cheese?
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Greetings! Do you have a minute to hear about our lord and saviour the Mozzarella cheese?
Stooooop forcing me to install an app for everything 😩
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stooooop forcing me to install an app for everything 😩
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reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
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December 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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💭 The SQLBits 2026 theme is… Cartoon!
Inspired by iconic studios and characters, the Cartoon theme will run right across SQLBits - from themed swag and exhibitor booths to the legendary Friday night party 🎉
Get ready to toon in!
#SQLBits #SQLBits2026 #TechConference
Inspired by iconic studios and characters, the Cartoon theme will run right across SQLBits - from themed swag and exhibitor booths to the legendary Friday night party 🎉
Get ready to toon in!
#SQLBits #SQLBits2026 #TechConference
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
💭 The SQLBits 2026 theme is… Cartoon!
Inspired by iconic studios and characters, the Cartoon theme will run right across SQLBits - from themed swag and exhibitor booths to the legendary Friday night party 🎉
Get ready to toon in!
#SQLBits #SQLBits2026 #TechConference
Inspired by iconic studios and characters, the Cartoon theme will run right across SQLBits - from themed swag and exhibitor booths to the legendary Friday night party 🎉
Get ready to toon in!
#SQLBits #SQLBits2026 #TechConference
Pixel woke me up at 05:30 by licking inside my ear, and when I turned around to face her, she burped in my face. Now that cuddle time is over and I have to get ready for work, she's happily back to snoozing. I love this spoiled furball so much 🥰 #PixelThePoochon
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Pixel woke me up at 05:30 by licking inside my ear, and when I turned around to face her, she burped in my face. Now that cuddle time is over and I have to get ready for work, she's happily back to snoozing. I love this spoiled furball so much 🥰 #PixelThePoochon
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Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
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logging into bluesky to check my Notification
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
logging into bluesky to check my Notification
It's a strange feeling seeing people happily announce they've been selected to speak at an upcoming conference in the US. Congrats on the achievement, but... really? You want to go *there*, like *now*? You're like.. just ok with what's going on? 👀
a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face .
Alt: Dan Levy making an awkward face.
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's a strange feeling seeing people happily announce they've been selected to speak at an upcoming conference in the US. Congrats on the achievement, but... really? You want to go *there*, like *now*? You're like.. just ok with what's going on? 👀
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Det er allerede en del organisasjoner, universiteter, departement, institutter og andre virksomheter som har konto her. Jeg har laget en liten startpakke med de jeg vet om.
Rop ut om du vet om flere. go.bsky.app/RPmghGU
Rop ut om du vet om flere. go.bsky.app/RPmghGU
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Det er allerede en del organisasjoner, universiteter, departement, institutter og andre virksomheter som har konto her. Jeg har laget en liten startpakke med de jeg vet om.
Rop ut om du vet om flere. go.bsky.app/RPmghGU
Rop ut om du vet om flere. go.bsky.app/RPmghGU
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Well, there goes my productivity for the rest of the day..
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well, there goes my productivity for the rest of the day..
Starting soon! Join us for a nice chat about the #DataCommunity with mr. Nerdycorn himself @bweissman.bsky.social 🤓🦄 #FabricFebruary
Join us on December 17th for the first #FabricFebruary 2026 livestream with @bweissman.bsky.social! 🥳
💚 How the Data Community can help YOUR career! 💚
Remember to bring #SNÆCKS 🍩
💚 How the Data Community can help YOUR career! 💚
Remember to bring #SNÆCKS 🍩
Nerdycorn 💚 Fabric February: How the Data Community can help YOUR career!
YouTube video by Fabric February
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December 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Starting soon! Join us for a nice chat about the #DataCommunity with mr. Nerdycorn himself @bweissman.bsky.social 🤓🦄 #FabricFebruary
I think my dog has melted 🤔 #PixelThePoochon
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think my dog has melted 🤔 #PixelThePoochon
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Let me help here.
If most AI projects lose money, someone has to pay for them.
Hence: cost cutting.
So, actually, you can blame AI. But not for the usual reason claimed. AI is not replacing humans, it is replacing profits. And without profits, you can’t employ humans.
medium.com/@mattlar.jar...
If most AI projects lose money, someone has to pay for them.
Hence: cost cutting.
So, actually, you can blame AI. But not for the usual reason claimed. AI is not replacing humans, it is replacing profits. And without profits, you can’t employ humans.
medium.com/@mattlar.jar...
Companies Are Blaming AI for Layoffs. The Real Reason Will Piss You Off.
180,000 tech workers lost their jobs in 2025. Companies say it’s because of AI. Oxford researchers call BS.
medium.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Let me help here.
If most AI projects lose money, someone has to pay for them.
Hence: cost cutting.
So, actually, you can blame AI. But not for the usual reason claimed. AI is not replacing humans, it is replacing profits. And without profits, you can’t employ humans.
medium.com/@mattlar.jar...
If most AI projects lose money, someone has to pay for them.
Hence: cost cutting.
So, actually, you can blame AI. But not for the usual reason claimed. AI is not replacing humans, it is replacing profits. And without profits, you can’t employ humans.
medium.com/@mattlar.jar...