Heck
@catchthesemen.bsky.social
Magic . Star Trek . Cats . Dogs . Plants . Cute Rocks . Noodles . DOS games
Artist || Programmer || Fuckup
Audhd, Chronic Pain, iSFN
"Skeleton is unremarkable for age"
She/They
Artist || Programmer || Fuckup
Audhd, Chronic Pain, iSFN
"Skeleton is unremarkable for age"
She/They
Take me back to the night we met
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Take me back to the night we met
Damn, thanks Past Me, for making this sad mood playlist. Its curated perfectly to feel. Fuck offq
October 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Damn, thanks Past Me, for making this sad mood playlist. Its curated perfectly to feel. Fuck offq
Almost a whole week sober 🤙
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Almost a whole week sober 🤙
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
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i like how fantasy card games are like this
August 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i like how fantasy card games are like this
Oh for fuck sake, why are the studies on patients like me only autopsies????
August 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh for fuck sake, why are the studies on patients like me only autopsies????
Theres nothing as creepy liminal was using yr flash at night. Dont.
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Theres nothing as creepy liminal was using yr flash at night. Dont.
Do it. Make another baby oil joke. See what fucking happens. Hilarious!
July 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Do it. Make another baby oil joke. See what fucking happens. Hilarious!
Girl at group therapy said i inspire her. Thats fucked up.
June 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Girl at group therapy said i inspire her. Thats fucked up.
Okay fine, The Bear is really fucking good. Just finished End of season 2... No i am not okay.
June 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Okay fine, The Bear is really fucking good. Just finished End of season 2... No i am not okay.
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if you get a stomach bug, you might be excited that you can lose a few pounds quickly. but be wary, that's your body's natural diarrhea weight. once you recover, your body will rebuild its strategic reserve of diarrhea
June 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if you get a stomach bug, you might be excited that you can lose a few pounds quickly. but be wary, that's your body's natural diarrhea weight. once you recover, your body will rebuild its strategic reserve of diarrhea
Waiting an hour for sperm to get spun around real fast. Thankfully while i wait i am blessed to hear a woman argue fiercely with front desk about a cream she swears must have been prescribed wrong. Cvs has it in a silver packet? unacceptable. Its been 20 minutes, no end in sight for the cream
June 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Waiting an hour for sperm to get spun around real fast. Thankfully while i wait i am blessed to hear a woman argue fiercely with front desk about a cream she swears must have been prescribed wrong. Cvs has it in a silver packet? unacceptable. Its been 20 minutes, no end in sight for the cream
You know yr running ragged when the gas station cashier, a stranger, hits you with a 'how you holding up?'
June 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You know yr running ragged when the gas station cashier, a stranger, hits you with a 'how you holding up?'
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If this etching of Brutus is accurate, I'm surprised Caesar didn't see it coming
June 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If this etching of Brutus is accurate, I'm surprised Caesar didn't see it coming
Last season of Rebels had no right to go that hard?????
June 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Last season of Rebels had no right to go that hard?????
Me this morning: i am out of beer, Is today the day i quit drinking?
Me this evening: wait, i can buy things, with money
Me this evening: wait, i can buy things, with money
a cartoon of homer simpson holding twenty dollars and saying " aw twenty dollars i wanted a peanut "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding twenty dollars and saying " aw twenty dollars i wanted a peanut "
media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Me this morning: i am out of beer, Is today the day i quit drinking?
Me this evening: wait, i can buy things, with money
Me this evening: wait, i can buy things, with money
Important detail that this guy is canon
June 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Important detail that this guy is canon
More like Chaotic Good Enough
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
More like Chaotic Good Enough
What did i do wrong in my life that im a Discord mod
May 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What did i do wrong in my life that im a Discord mod
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nobody wants to eat the food from the trash can with me
May 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
nobody wants to eat the food from the trash can with me
i have since learned this is a tree frog. He has moved out!
We Must ask ourselves, are we building a toad house or a toad home?
May 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i have since learned this is a tree frog. He has moved out!