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catawampous.bsky.social
Not a cat
@catawampous.bsky.social
Baltimore transplant, perpetually curious and often armed with stickers.
I like radioactive glass, books, pigeons, street art, and found items. I dislike mosquitoes, getting stuck behind slow walkers, pears, sun in my eyes, and fascism.
Look at that adorable smile!
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Observation: Deaf parents from well-known Deaf families love giving their Deaf kids a name starting with Z

And they're not traditional Z names like Zoe or Zack. It's all uncommon. Favorite example? Brothers named Zarek and Zefan
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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bro what the fuck? are we doing an act of war via vampirism at the fucking olympics now?
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Word of the day: desiderium
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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*Taps the sign*

Accessibility improves life for EVERYONE
TIL the touchscreen technology in iPhones was inspired by an accessibility device for disabled ppl called FingerWorks. It was a touchpad used in place of the computer mouse.

And then Apple contracted w FingerWorks to develop iPhone’s touchscreen.
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Threads🎥: @jadaaceleste
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Social media makes gen pop scary. This woman posted a break up text from a guy who said she's childish because he found a library card in her wallet, libraries are only for children and she's probably a pdf for wanting to be where children go to read. WTF? 😭 Jesus send the flood and the fire please
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sharing an unflattering picture of the rude hairy jerk who woke me up at MIDNIGHT for attention

(probably revenge for all of the times I've interrupted their naps with random pets accompanied by deaf screech-cooing)
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Heated Rivalry ep 3 😫💔
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Nuggets
YouTube video by Filmbilder & Friends
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires.

I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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chat they had to stop the surgery and call the bomb squad to this man’s ass
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Here's how you can put your iPhone in lockdown mode: support.apple.com/guide/iphone...
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Don't forget to add Tennessee to your list of places to avoid
Tennessee to test Stephen Miller’s plan of enlisting states for immigration enforcement
Bills mandate ICE cooperation, school status checks and criminalize information release, testing constitutional lines
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
My cat looks like he's scrolling the internet at his boring office job
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Good morning.
Sometimes, schadenfreude is the best medicine… and today, the dose is strong. 💊
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I love the second sign for "dog"!
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces.

Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Some people think being Deaf is a weakness, that learning Sign Language & becoming part of Deaf culture is somehow a surrender. It’s not. It’s a revelation, a declaration of freedom. My Deaf community is a wondrous galaxy that gives me strength & love & imagination, & I’m grateful to be part of it.🤟🏼
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM