CartoonJohn
@cartoonjohn.bsky.social
Working slob by day, wannabe cartoonist/animator/illustrator sometimes. I draw a lotta fish people because I like them.
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Other pet owners: manages to take beautiful, professional looking photos of their pets with immaculate lighting and composition
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Other pet owners: manages to take beautiful, professional looking photos of their pets with immaculate lighting and composition
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
Other pet owners: manages to take beautiful, professional looking photos of their pets with immaculate lighting and composition
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Other pet owners: manages to take beautiful, professional looking photos of their pets with immaculate lighting and composition
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
Me: “Look at me, buddy! N-no, that’s too close! Look. At. The. Camera! No don’t leave, I need ENGAGEMENT!!!”
Man, there is no better feeling in all the world than instantly blocking someone who’s trying to start shit over something so unimportant. Oh? You’re trying to insult me and make me respond to you? Well since I’m not a 12 year old, I have better things to do so fucking beat it, pal.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Man, there is no better feeling in all the world than instantly blocking someone who’s trying to start shit over something so unimportant. Oh? You’re trying to insult me and make me respond to you? Well since I’m not a 12 year old, I have better things to do so fucking beat it, pal.
Haven’t drawn my Mersona in a while, so definitely wanted to make this to try and shake off some artist block.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Haven’t drawn my Mersona in a while, so definitely wanted to make this to try and shake off some artist block.
This might be one of the most blatant rip offs of advertising I have ever seen!
“It’s definitely not Duo! See? My TOTALLY ORIGINAL OC has a Beret!!! DO NOT STEAL!!!!!”
“It’s definitely not Duo! See? My TOTALLY ORIGINAL OC has a Beret!!! DO NOT STEAL!!!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This might be one of the most blatant rip offs of advertising I have ever seen!
“It’s definitely not Duo! See? My TOTALLY ORIGINAL OC has a Beret!!! DO NOT STEAL!!!!!”
“It’s definitely not Duo! See? My TOTALLY ORIGINAL OC has a Beret!!! DO NOT STEAL!!!!!”
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Everybody pledge fealty to his majesty: King Orange Julius, First of His Name, Scratcher of Carpets and Consumer of Friskies.
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everybody pledge fealty to his majesty: King Orange Julius, First of His Name, Scratcher of Carpets and Consumer of Friskies.
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
I just saw this and absolutely needed to chime in.
Let’s start with Jacob: absolutely would, 100% since he knows what it feels like to drown!
Let’s start with Jacob: absolutely would, 100% since he knows what it feels like to drown!
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I just saw this and absolutely needed to chime in.
Let’s start with Jacob: absolutely would, 100% since he knows what it feels like to drown!
Let’s start with Jacob: absolutely would, 100% since he knows what it feels like to drown!
Everybody pledge fealty to his majesty: King Orange Julius, First of His Name, Scratcher of Carpets and Consumer of Friskies.
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everybody pledge fealty to his majesty: King Orange Julius, First of His Name, Scratcher of Carpets and Consumer of Friskies.
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
(Just humor him please, he gets very pouty when people don’t swear fealty at least once a week)
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A bubble filled with a bunch of folks who I wish I could be even remotely as clever/funny/talented as… love to you all.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A bubble filled with a bunch of folks who I wish I could be even remotely as clever/funny/talented as… love to you all.
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Varre: Unfortunately for you, you are maidenless... 🤭
Me: Why do you think I'm trying to become the Elden Lord! 😭
Me: Why do you think I'm trying to become the Elden Lord! 😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Varre: Unfortunately for you, you are maidenless... 🤭
Me: Why do you think I'm trying to become the Elden Lord! 😭
Me: Why do you think I'm trying to become the Elden Lord! 😭
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Artist propaganda I’m not falling for (and you shouldn’t either):
June 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Artist propaganda I’m not falling for (and you shouldn’t either):
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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mermaid comic? MERMAID COMIC!! Supergirl Mermaid Comic!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mermaid comic? MERMAID COMIC!! Supergirl Mermaid Comic!!!!!!
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
Poverty isn’t an inevitable problem in society, it is a deliberate choice made by governments to keep people divided in a class system and to keep workers in line under threat of poverty should they be either unable or unwilling to take jobs that are demeaning or dangerous.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Poverty isn’t an inevitable problem in society, it is a deliberate choice made by governments to keep people divided in a class system and to keep workers in line under threat of poverty should they be either unable or unwilling to take jobs that are demeaning or dangerous.
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i think humans are, for the most part, inherently pretty good. we've been inundated in a world that teaches us to hurt others (and it hurts ourselves to do so as well) out of fear and repression, but it's not natural. if it was the few who AREN'T good wouldn't work so hard to keep it that way
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i think humans are, for the most part, inherently pretty good. we've been inundated in a world that teaches us to hurt others (and it hurts ourselves to do so as well) out of fear and repression, but it's not natural. if it was the few who AREN'T good wouldn't work so hard to keep it that way
A bubble filled with a bunch of folks who I wish I could be even remotely as clever/funny/talented as… love to you all.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A bubble filled with a bunch of folks who I wish I could be even remotely as clever/funny/talented as… love to you all.
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She remains a real one.
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
She remains a real one.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Damn... I got this scam message now too...
Please be careful and do NOT click any links.
Please be careful and do NOT click any links.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Damn... I got this scam message now too...
Please be careful and do NOT click any links.
Please be careful and do NOT click any links.
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I need to point out that these aren't even the full Epstein Files.
There are just emails released by the House Oversight Committee.
There's even worse out there.
There are just emails released by the House Oversight Committee.
There's even worse out there.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I need to point out that these aren't even the full Epstein Files.
There are just emails released by the House Oversight Committee.
There's even worse out there.
There are just emails released by the House Oversight Committee.
There's even worse out there.