carrie
@carrie.goblinsinc.net
dumb bitch
i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol
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i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol
🌱🏳️⚧️🇨🇳🇵🇸☭
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what if a computer was a ouija board. what if you built a whole economy out of that. probably fine
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
what if a computer was a ouija board. what if you built a whole economy out of that. probably fine
i’ve been in texas all week and everyone has been nice to me. the moral of this story is that real life is not the internet and most people don’t care if you’re tranny. or i pass but i’m not sure it’s that one
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i’ve been in texas all week and everyone has been nice to me. the moral of this story is that real life is not the internet and most people don’t care if you’re tranny. or i pass but i’m not sure it’s that one
being in texas is cool because my vegan asa gets* to eat nothing but french fries
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
being in texas is cool because my vegan asa gets* to eat nothing but french fries
vacay pics, new mexico
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
vacay pics, new mexico
steam machine and steam controller and steam vr are back???? that's sick dude
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
steam machine and steam controller and steam vr are back???? that's sick dude
smokin weed in an illegal state hits so good ngl
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
smokin weed in an illegal state hits so good ngl
it's funny that i hadn't seen the movie carrie until tonight because now that i have i'm convinced stephen king wrote that shit about me specifically
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
it's funny that i hadn't seen the movie carrie until tonight because now that i have i'm convinced stephen king wrote that shit about me specifically
whats gucci albuquerque
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
whats gucci albuquerque
god i've been so horny lately dawg, it's crazy
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
god i've been so horny lately dawg, it's crazy
losing my woman card because i actually enjoy giving head
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
losing my woman card because i actually enjoy giving head
i suggest we use a different method of measuring time. my suggestion is that instead of hours and minutes and seconds and etc, the time is represented by a color. the way this color changes over time is a gradient. this way, we can only describe time in a vague way. that'd be cool, right?
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i suggest we use a different method of measuring time. my suggestion is that instead of hours and minutes and seconds and etc, the time is represented by a color. the way this color changes over time is a gradient. this way, we can only describe time in a vague way. that'd be cool, right?
i've spent 5 hours trying to get the grease off an oven that hasn't been properly cleaned in like 4 years, how has your evening been?
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i've spent 5 hours trying to get the grease off an oven that hasn't been properly cleaned in like 4 years, how has your evening been?
i saw a post saying "if you're fat and have chronic pain the doctor will just tell you to lose weight and not do anything else" and like, my chronic pain went away after i lost 100 pounds, so maybe the doctor has a point?
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i saw a post saying "if you're fat and have chronic pain the doctor will just tell you to lose weight and not do anything else" and like, my chronic pain went away after i lost 100 pounds, so maybe the doctor has a point?
the kitchen is getting so god damn clean and i'm not even manic. i wish i was manic tho because it's a lot less work when i am :(
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the kitchen is getting so god damn clean and i'm not even manic. i wish i was manic tho because it's a lot less work when i am :(
got fucked really good last night, now i'm eating a tasty ass apple for lunch, i'm getting things done, etc. life is pretty good, despite the horrors!
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
got fucked really good last night, now i'm eating a tasty ass apple for lunch, i'm getting things done, etc. life is pretty good, despite the horrors!
i hate the war on drugs because the reason people get addicted to drugs are societal problems that need to be addressed regardless, but instead we punish responsible drug users and… go to war with sovereign nations now, apparently
The Trump administration begins detailed planning for a new mission to send U.S. troops and intelligence officers into Mexico to target drug cartels, according to two U.S. officials and two former senior U.S. officials familiar with the effort.
Trump administration is planning new mission in Mexico against cartels, current and former U.S. officials say
The new operation would include U.S. troops on the ground in Mexico striking drug labs and cartel leaders, according to current and former U.S. officials, though a deployment is not imminent.
nbcnews.to
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i hate the war on drugs because the reason people get addicted to drugs are societal problems that need to be addressed regardless, but instead we punish responsible drug users and… go to war with sovereign nations now, apparently
i’m living #rawtistic
petition for raw, the rolling paper company, to change their tagline from “rawthentic” to “rawtistic”
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m living #rawtistic
petition for raw, the rolling paper company, to change their tagline from “rawthentic” to “rawtistic”
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
petition for raw, the rolling paper company, to change their tagline from “rawthentic” to “rawtistic”
quote this post with a video game that you played in 2006 that was unremarkable and you haven’t thought about since
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
quote this post with a video game that you played in 2006 that was unremarkable and you haven’t thought about since
it’s criminal that they took the episodes of always sunny where they do black face off streaming and i will die on that hill
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
it’s criminal that they took the episodes of always sunny where they do black face off streaming and i will die on that hill
*speaking to a room full of press*
so, to give you all some context for our decision making here, our research indicates that marijuana gives you aids
*an aide whispers in my ear*
…excuse me, marijuana makes you immune to aids. so… actually, let us get back to you on this one
so, to give you all some context for our decision making here, our research indicates that marijuana gives you aids
*an aide whispers in my ear*
…excuse me, marijuana makes you immune to aids. so… actually, let us get back to you on this one
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
*speaking to a room full of press*
so, to give you all some context for our decision making here, our research indicates that marijuana gives you aids
*an aide whispers in my ear*
…excuse me, marijuana makes you immune to aids. so… actually, let us get back to you on this one
so, to give you all some context for our decision making here, our research indicates that marijuana gives you aids
*an aide whispers in my ear*
…excuse me, marijuana makes you immune to aids. so… actually, let us get back to you on this one
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long live the queen
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
long live the queen
i need this and i need it as a 45
Weird Al should do a style parody of Death Grips
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i need this and i need it as a 45
me and my partners finally got a king sized bed for the three of us and it is so fucking wonderful. i haven’t slept this well in in months 😭
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
me and my partners finally got a king sized bed for the three of us and it is so fucking wonderful. i haven’t slept this well in in months 😭
i was so fucked up on mushrooms last night i kinda thought i was gonna die for a minute but it was still fun overall lol
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i was so fucked up on mushrooms last night i kinda thought i was gonna die for a minute but it was still fun overall lol