carrie
@carrie.goblinsinc.net
dumb bitch
i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol
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i’ve gotten better at not being mentally ill on the tl but it could still happen lol
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Pinned
she also did this for sexual reasons
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
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November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
she also did this for sexual reasons
you know we gotta spin the goat
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
you know we gotta spin the goat
some of y'all would probably do well to internalize the message of this song. it's a banger too
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
some of y'all would probably do well to internalize the message of this song. it's a banger too
like if we could objectively measure the quality of songs the best one would probably be sex dwarf right?
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
like if we could objectively measure the quality of songs the best one would probably be sex dwarf right?
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i will be training an llm on every post i've ever made, giving it access to my bsky, and then sticking my hand in my computer's power supply to become immortal in the machine
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i will be training an llm on every post i've ever made, giving it access to my bsky, and then sticking my hand in my computer's power supply to become immortal in the machine
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it's funny, you'd assume i'm agp but i'm actually hsts
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
it's funny, you'd assume i'm agp but i'm actually hsts
ever since we've been home my partner's cat has been sitting on my lap basically every moment it's been able to 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
ever since we've been home my partner's cat has been sitting on my lap basically every moment it's been able to 🥲
my favorite part of driving through texas was the absolutely obliterated deer corpses on the side of the road every 15 minutes
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
my favorite part of driving through texas was the absolutely obliterated deer corpses on the side of the road every 15 minutes
i will be training an llm on every post i've ever made, giving it access to my bsky, and then sticking my hand in my computer's power supply to become immortal in the machine
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i will be training an llm on every post i've ever made, giving it access to my bsky, and then sticking my hand in my computer's power supply to become immortal in the machine
it's funny, you'd assume i'm agp but i'm actually hsts
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
it's funny, you'd assume i'm agp but i'm actually hsts
i wear women's 12 shoes which is frustrating sometimes but i think that's pretty good for 6'4"
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i wear women's 12 shoes which is frustrating sometimes but i think that's pretty good for 6'4"
i got my first women's swimsuit and went swimming in the ocean! i haven't been comfortable enough with my body to go swimming since i was ten ;w;
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i got my first women's swimsuit and went swimming in the ocean! i haven't been comfortable enough with my body to go swimming since i was ten ;w;
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what if a computer was a ouija board. what if you built a whole economy out of that. probably fine
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
what if a computer was a ouija board. what if you built a whole economy out of that. probably fine
i’ve been in texas all week and everyone has been nice to me. the moral of this story is that real life is not the internet and most people don’t care if you’re tranny. or i pass but i’m not sure it’s that one
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i’ve been in texas all week and everyone has been nice to me. the moral of this story is that real life is not the internet and most people don’t care if you’re tranny. or i pass but i’m not sure it’s that one
being in texas is cool because my vegan asa gets* to eat nothing but french fries
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
being in texas is cool because my vegan asa gets* to eat nothing but french fries
vacay pics, new mexico
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
vacay pics, new mexico
steam machine and steam controller and steam vr are back???? that's sick dude
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
steam machine and steam controller and steam vr are back???? that's sick dude
smokin weed in an illegal state hits so good ngl
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
smokin weed in an illegal state hits so good ngl
it's funny that i hadn't seen the movie carrie until tonight because now that i have i'm convinced stephen king wrote that shit about me specifically
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
it's funny that i hadn't seen the movie carrie until tonight because now that i have i'm convinced stephen king wrote that shit about me specifically
whats gucci albuquerque
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
whats gucci albuquerque
god i've been so horny lately dawg, it's crazy
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
god i've been so horny lately dawg, it's crazy
losing my woman card because i actually enjoy giving head
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
losing my woman card because i actually enjoy giving head
i suggest we use a different method of measuring time. my suggestion is that instead of hours and minutes and seconds and etc, the time is represented by a color. the way this color changes over time is a gradient. this way, we can only describe time in a vague way. that'd be cool, right?
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i suggest we use a different method of measuring time. my suggestion is that instead of hours and minutes and seconds and etc, the time is represented by a color. the way this color changes over time is a gradient. this way, we can only describe time in a vague way. that'd be cool, right?
i've spent 5 hours trying to get the grease off an oven that hasn't been properly cleaned in like 4 years, how has your evening been?
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i've spent 5 hours trying to get the grease off an oven that hasn't been properly cleaned in like 4 years, how has your evening been?
i saw a post saying "if you're fat and have chronic pain the doctor will just tell you to lose weight and not do anything else" and like, my chronic pain went away after i lost 100 pounds, so maybe the doctor has a point?
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i saw a post saying "if you're fat and have chronic pain the doctor will just tell you to lose weight and not do anything else" and like, my chronic pain went away after i lost 100 pounds, so maybe the doctor has a point?