@carpedenim.bsky.social
I'll have uhh...
The real People's Princess 👸🏻 💖
The real People's Princess 👸🏻 💖
A Pythagoras cup but for this basket of tortilla chips.
October 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A Pythagoras cup but for this basket of tortilla chips.
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my brain is a machine that turns dumb shit into even dumber shit
September 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my brain is a machine that turns dumb shit into even dumber shit
Tony Soprano definitely would have needed a CPAP machine.
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tony Soprano definitely would have needed a CPAP machine.
my brain when I won't kill myself
a cartoon character with the word boo on his chest
ALT: a cartoon character with the word boo on his chest
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my brain when I won't kill myself
One day, you logged out of AOL instant messenger (AIM in certain circles) and never logged back in. Quitter.
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
One day, you logged out of AOL instant messenger (AIM in certain circles) and never logged back in. Quitter.
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Steve is losing his marbles
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Steve is losing his marbles
Jumping feet first into a woodchipper to avoid a game of cards against humanity.
August 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Jumping feet first into a woodchipper to avoid a game of cards against humanity.
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Which rugrats characters would have survived in a hot car?
July 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Which rugrats characters would have survived in a hot car?
Are we ready to talk about which characters on The Magic School Bus were gay? and how it was all of them?
July 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Are we ready to talk about which characters on The Magic School Bus were gay? and how it was all of them?
Can we talk about the trivago commercial and that guy's horrible veneers??
July 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Can we talk about the trivago commercial and that guy's horrible veneers??
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Even as an agnostic, I sure follow Jesus' teachings much more closely than a whole lot of so-called Christians.
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Even as an agnostic, I sure follow Jesus' teachings much more closely than a whole lot of so-called Christians.
Im white but not "wear a DJ's themed hockey jersey merch" white.
July 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Im white but not "wear a DJ's themed hockey jersey merch" white.
Were you also radicalized by the slime in the end credits of goosebumps not covering that small section at the bottom?
June 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Were you also radicalized by the slime in the end credits of goosebumps not covering that small section at the bottom?
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Eating lunch at Popeye’s: my 3 yo: Home
Me: you’re ready to go home?
3 yo: No, this is home
Me: you’re ready to go home?
3 yo: No, this is home
June 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Eating lunch at Popeye’s: my 3 yo: Home
Me: you’re ready to go home?
3 yo: No, this is home
Me: you’re ready to go home?
3 yo: No, this is home
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
probably a good time to bring this back
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kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes
June 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes
@chipotletweets.bsky.social add raw jalapeño to your line, you cowards 😤
June 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@chipotletweets.bsky.social add raw jalapeño to your line, you cowards 😤
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Spared you my death spiral, please respond.
June 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Spared you my death spiral, please respond.
Let's all just agree to disintegrate.
June 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Let's all just agree to disintegrate.
Just take a look at this.
June 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just take a look at this.
Looking at the beauty of the world and my ass is straight -tonished, my guy.
June 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Looking at the beauty of the world and my ass is straight -tonished, my guy.
Watercolor art-style pokemon is the best era. New pokemon are like "this coffee cup has a face"
June 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Watercolor art-style pokemon is the best era. New pokemon are like "this coffee cup has a face"