darby
@carminewaltz.bsky.social
are you crawling through my dreams? you're the reason i don't sleep.
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he/him. 21. i am not responsible if my works adversely effect you.
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he/him. 21. i am not responsible if my works adversely effect you.
Pinned
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Guess I'm staying up all night, in my mind but out of sight.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Guess I'm staying up all night, in my mind but out of sight.
[actually pitch perfect green goblin impression] can the spider-man come out to play?
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
[actually pitch perfect green goblin impression] can the spider-man come out to play?
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You know this is where you must belong
Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?
Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
You know this is where you must belong
Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?
Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?
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No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
ah, um, i suppose all things considered a lot of people want my head on a pike...
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
ah, um, i suppose all things considered a lot of people want my head on a pike...
... i've made one before for my folks. had miss seigi to guide me, but. i thought it was alright.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
... i've made one before for my folks. had miss seigi to guide me, but. i thought it was alright.
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commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you.
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you.
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
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November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
... they have days for liking women now? i have to s-step up my game...
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
... they have days for liking women now? i have to s-step up my game...
[ humoring the idea of a seemingly omnipotent force that treats you kindly before immediately realizing that 1) this reminds him of his ex and 2) this would be terrible for anyone who has to deal with it longterm. shuffling awkwardly about it. truly this must be worse. ]
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
[ humoring the idea of a seemingly omnipotent force that treats you kindly before immediately realizing that 1) this reminds him of his ex and 2) this would be terrible for anyone who has to deal with it longterm. shuffling awkwardly about it. truly this must be worse. ]
please stop suggesting iterations o-on the quarantine cage. i'm not th-that sheltered.
...
dude, i should get dar a little ball like that. he'd be having the time of his life.
dude, i should get dar a little ball like that. he'd be having the time of his life.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
please stop suggesting iterations o-on the quarantine cage. i'm not th-that sheltered.
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* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
a pixel art of a frog standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it .
Alt: A sped up gif of the Green Pippins from Chapter 4 of Deltarune gesturing wildly in front of a conspiracy board.
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
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Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet
(who'd argue with ava anyway? she's usually right. ...unless it's- it's about how she cuts her sandwiches.)
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
(who'd argue with ava anyway? she's usually right. ...unless it's- it's about how she cuts her sandwiches.)
...
are th-they all normally so. adverse to bathing. a-at least the guy in the suit operates like a chinchilla.
are th-they all normally so. adverse to bathing. a-at least the guy in the suit operates like a chinchilla.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
...
are th-they all normally so. adverse to bathing. a-at least the guy in the suit operates like a chinchilla.
are th-they all normally so. adverse to bathing. a-at least the guy in the suit operates like a chinchilla.
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And—
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And—
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
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Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I loved well. Here is my proof that I paid the price.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I loved well. Here is my proof that I paid the price.
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— THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
— THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL.
( ...oh, he's more delirious than i thought... )
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
( ...oh, he's more delirious than i thought... )
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[ thinking on that for a moment and electing to nod rather than argue. spamton reads to him as patrick bateman 1.5 and he really doesn't need to deal with that. ]
... right, yeah, um. okay.
... right, yeah, um. okay.
I would make it worse.
... man, my life's already ruined, i d-don't think you'd have to do all that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[ thinking on that for a moment and electing to nod rather than argue. spamton reads to him as patrick bateman 1.5 and he really doesn't need to deal with that. ]
... right, yeah, um. okay.
... right, yeah, um. okay.
... man, my life's already ruined, i d-don't think you'd have to do all that.
Yeah. Don’t go into it, because that’d make you my competition and I’d have to fucking ruin your life.
damn. r-remind me to never go into, um...
[ squinting. tilting his head side to side and giving up pretty quickly. ]
sh-show business...?
[ squinting. tilting his head side to side and giving up pretty quickly. ]
sh-show business...?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
... man, my life's already ruined, i d-don't think you'd have to do all that.
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YES! BABE CITY, HERE WE COME!
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
YES! BABE CITY, HERE WE COME!