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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing.
Maybe it's the lighting.
Maybe it's the lighting.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing.
Maybe it's the lighting.
Maybe it's the lighting.
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
She’s being torn apart from the inside out, and the person she loves more than life itself is right in front of her.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
She’s being torn apart from the inside out, and the person she loves more than life itself is right in front of her.
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
So say cheese
Take a picture for me
Say please
And you can take it for free
Take a picture for me
Say please
And you can take it for free
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So say cheese
Take a picture for me
Say please
And you can take it for free
Take a picture for me
Say please
And you can take it for free
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
And—
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And—
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
the fairies and i just made some... figgy pudding
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the fairies and i just made some... figgy pudding
Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I loved well. Here is my proof that I paid the price.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Grief is the receipt we wave in the air that says to the world: Look! Love was once mine. I loved well. Here is my proof that I paid the price.
Tell your boyfriend if he's still got beef
That over time it's gonna give him heart disease
That over time it's gonna give him heart disease
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tell your boyfriend if he's still got beef
That over time it's gonna give him heart disease
That over time it's gonna give him heart disease
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away
But it changed twelve times since you went away
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away
But it changed twelve times since you went away
There are twice as many stars as usual.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
There are twice as many stars as usual.
There are twice as many stars as usual.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There are twice as many stars as usual.
No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
you ain’t just sellin’ yourself short—
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
you ain’t just sellin’ yourself short—
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing.
Maybe it's the lighting.
Maybe it's the lighting.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing.
Maybe it's the lighting.
Maybe it's the lighting.
Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Not now kitten Daddy hasn’t had his Prozac yet
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
To know him is to love him.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
To know him is to love him.