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Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
THIS ASSHOLE is now your buddy!
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
THIS ASSHOLE is now your buddy!
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 PM
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
Though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.
How long can you change and get away with it before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
How long can you change and get away with it before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?
How long can you change and get away with it before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
How long can you change and get away with it before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate reality.
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
January 20, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate reality.
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
You truly are testing the patience of a man who could... level a city if he wished, you know.
January 20, 2026 at 10:05 AM
You truly are testing the patience of a man who could... level a city if he wished, you know.
I don't care WHO the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes!
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I don't care WHO the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes!
i know her star sign, i know her blood type
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 AM
i know her star sign, i know her blood type
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate reality.
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate reality.
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?
Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
I get wet at the thought of you
Being a responsible guy
Being a responsible guy
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I get wet at the thought of you
Being a responsible guy
Being a responsible guy
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 AM
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.