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- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
* (... The surface of the canvas was nothing more than a monochrome smear.)
* (Next, a tree was painted over it...)
* (... painted over everything...)
* (... leaving nothing but a simple still life.)
* (... After all, there wasn't anything to look at in the room besides a single tree.)
* (Next, a tree was painted over it...)
* (... painted over everything...)
* (... leaving nothing but a simple still life.)
* (... After all, there wasn't anything to look at in the room besides a single tree.)
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
* (... The surface of the canvas was nothing more than a monochrome smear.)
* (Next, a tree was painted over it...)
* (... painted over everything...)
* (... leaving nothing but a simple still life.)
* (... After all, there wasn't anything to look at in the room besides a single tree.)
* (Next, a tree was painted over it...)
* (... painted over everything...)
* (... leaving nothing but a simple still life.)
* (... After all, there wasn't anything to look at in the room besides a single tree.)
But perhaps no parent can truly see their child. When we look we see only the mirror of our own faults.
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
But perhaps no parent can truly see their child. When we look we see only the mirror of our own faults.
We gotta get you more food little white baby
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
We gotta get you more food little white baby
A little e-mail could've been in there, though …
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A little e-mail could've been in there, though …
how kind of them, she thinks, to respect her privacy, as if she wouldn't open up her ribcage and offer them her heart if they asked.
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
how kind of them, she thinks, to respect her privacy, as if she wouldn't open up her ribcage and offer them her heart if they asked.
- 5 minute ramlethal mukbang compilation
- black goddess
- wrong chat
- sorry
- black goddess
- wrong chat
- sorry
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
- 5 minute ramlethal mukbang compilation
- black goddess
- wrong chat
- sorry
- black goddess
- wrong chat
- sorry
Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
If my brother's dead, I am not alive.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If my brother's dead, I am not alive.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
He says, it will be all right. He does not mean that we are not frightened. Only that: we are here. This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet, this is what it means to be alive.
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
He says, it will be all right. He does not mean that we are not frightened. Only that: we are here. This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet, this is what it means to be alive.
Thank you, I'll say goodbye now
Though its the end of the world
Don't blame yourself
And if its true
I will surround you
and give life to a world
That's our own
Though its the end of the world
Don't blame yourself
And if its true
I will surround you
and give life to a world
That's our own
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Thank you, I'll say goodbye now
Though its the end of the world
Don't blame yourself
And if its true
I will surround you
and give life to a world
That's our own
Though its the end of the world
Don't blame yourself
And if its true
I will surround you
and give life to a world
That's our own
... misery loves company.
[ and as the most miserable of all, company is what she craves the most. ]
[ and as the most miserable of all, company is what she craves the most. ]
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
... misery loves company.
[ and as the most miserable of all, company is what she craves the most. ]
[ and as the most miserable of all, company is what she craves the most. ]
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
You put the stars to shame.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
You put the stars to shame.
HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
THIS ASSHOLE is now your buddy!
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
THIS ASSHOLE is now your buddy!
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
She’s being torn apart from the inside out, and the person she loves more than life itself is right in front of her.
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
She’s being torn apart from the inside out, and the person she loves more than life itself is right in front of her.