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@speothosvenaticus.bsky.social
A RP parody account of Elphelt from Guilty Gear -Strive-
Minors CAN interact, but with caution.
Lolicon, Shotocon, Taboo, and similar stuff DNI!
Minors CAN interact, but with caution.
Lolicon, Shotocon, Taboo, and similar stuff DNI!
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Welp, it’s been one doozy of a day. Some weirdo got ratioed, Elphelt was shot dead in the Bronx, got revived, is now getting married, and now the dandy man has joined the fray…
…I’m going to bed. I need it.
Welp, it’s been one doozy of a day. Some weirdo got ratioed, Elphelt was shot dead in the Bronx, got revived, is now getting married, and now the dandy man has joined the fray…
…I’m going to bed. I need it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠
Welp, it’s been one doozy of a day. Some weirdo got ratioed, Elphelt was shot dead in the Bronx, got revived, is now getting married, and now the dandy man has joined the fray…
…I’m going to bed. I need it.
Welp, it’s been one doozy of a day. Some weirdo got ratioed, Elphelt was shot dead in the Bronx, got revived, is now getting married, and now the dandy man has joined the fray…
…I’m going to bed. I need it.
Elphelt shakes her hand enthusiastically. Like, wayyyy too enthusiastic.
“It’s sooooo nice to meetcha!!! You’re my darling’s mother, right?”
“It’s sooooo nice to meetcha!!! You’re my darling’s mother, right?”
"Perfect! I thought my gardens were getting rather lonely! Finally, some real company, while Farosh does his chores!
Come to think of it, I really should have been told more soon..."
Come to think of it, I really should have been told more soon..."
HOW DID SHE GET HERE SO FAST-
“HIIIIII! :3”
“HIIIIII! :3”
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Elphelt shakes her hand enthusiastically. Like, wayyyy too enthusiastic.
“It’s sooooo nice to meetcha!!! You’re my darling’s mother, right?”
“It’s sooooo nice to meetcha!!! You’re my darling’s mother, right?”
“Ifffff you want, we can hug!”
People are kissing!? And not even holding hands first?!
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Ifffff you want, we can hug!”
HOW DID SHE GET HERE SO FAST-
“HIIIIII! :3”
“HIIIIII! :3”
"Oop... fiiiine.. Hey @speothosvenaticus.bsky.social! Looks like ya get ta meet my mom."
"Oh! And uh... shes.... silly like me."
"Oh! And uh... shes.... silly like me."
"Very well. You may serve your wife and I some tea while we chat about your antics in the gardens."
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
HOW DID SHE GET HERE SO FAST-
“HIIIIII! :3”
“HIIIIII! :3”
“GET BACK HERE-“
Chasing ensues.
Chasing ensues.
Oh dear! He’s backflipping away from that!
Elphelt pulled out the sash made purely of explosives, dangling it in front of them.
“Shut your trap, please! ^^”
“Shut your trap, please! ^^”
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“GET BACK HERE-“
Chasing ensues.
Chasing ensues.
”awhhhh, thanks!”
"See, that one makes sense. I'd line up for you too."
“I am literally DROWNING in people tryna make out with me.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
”awhhhh, thanks!”
Elphelt pulled out the sash made purely of explosives, dangling it in front of them.
“Shut your trap, please! ^^”
“Shut your trap, please! ^^”
“Ohhhh suuuure~ An accident. Let’s go with that.”
“Don’t call it hunting. .?! It was an accident, like I said. .”
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Elphelt pulled out the sash made purely of explosives, dangling it in front of them.
“Shut your trap, please! ^^”
“Shut your trap, please! ^^”
mood.
[ wishing someone would watch HER while she kisses someone (????????????) ]
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
mood.
“I am literally DROWNING in people tryna make out with me.”
"Bunch of fuckin rizzless bitches."
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“I am literally DROWNING in people tryna make out with me.”
“Awh, you’re a great kiddo, Rock!”
Elphelt kneeled down to hug the Blue Bomber.
Elphelt kneeled down to hug the Blue Bomber.
“W-
Oh…
O-oh…
..well that word is being marked on the list of “ew never using”.
You don’t have to worry about that.
That just sounds hurtful..”
Oh…
O-oh…
..well that word is being marked on the list of “ew never using”.
You don’t have to worry about that.
That just sounds hurtful..”
“No, the other one…”
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Awh, you’re a great kiddo, Rock!”
Elphelt kneeled down to hug the Blue Bomber.
Elphelt kneeled down to hug the Blue Bomber.
“No, the other one…”
“Wh-
Why is hoard being used as a way to make fun of women?
That doesn’t make any sense!
HUMANS HAVE WEIRD DIALECT!”
N-..not that Rock-
Why is hoard being used as a way to make fun of women?
That doesn’t make any sense!
HUMANS HAVE WEIRD DIALECT!”
N-..not that Rock-
“It…it’s a really mean word used to shame people. Usually women! And you don’t wanna be really mean, do yall?”
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“No, the other one…”
“It…it’s a really mean word used to shame people. Usually women! And you don’t wanna be really mean, do yall?”
“YEAH WHAT THE HECK DOES IT MEAN??”
“WHAT DOES IT MEAN????”
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“It…it’s a really mean word used to shame people. Usually women! And you don’t wanna be really mean, do yall?”
“Of course, hun.”
Mwah.
Mwah.
"Am I done being yelled at? I really am sorry and I promise I won't do it again!"
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Of course, hun.”
Mwah.
Mwah.
“OH VALENTINE, BOTH OF YOU DONT KNOW, THANK GOODNESS!”
“GENUINELY I’M TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT AND MAKE SURE TELEMACHUS DOESN’T HAVE ONE!”
“Sora what’s a whore hoard?”
HOW DID HE HEAR THAT???-
HOW DID HE HEAR THAT???-
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“OH VALENTINE, BOTH OF YOU DONT KNOW, THANK GOODNESS!”
“Who taught him that.”
“Sora what’s a whore hoard?”
HOW DID HE HEAR THAT???-
HOW DID HE HEAR THAT???-
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“Who taught him that.”
“Huh…don’t know any of those…”
“...He also likes ninja girls too.”
“Psh, guess he likes goths. Maybe Testament would be riiiight up his alley! Hehe!”
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Huh…don’t know any of those…”
“Psh, guess he likes goths. Maybe Testament would be riiiight up his alley! Hehe!”
“That, AND this Bayonetta lady.”
“Ain’t that Yosuke’s gal of choice?”
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Psh, guess he likes goths. Maybe Testament would be riiiight up his alley! Hehe!”
“Ain’t that Yosuke’s gal of choice?”
“Would I get punished if I mention this... Morrigan?”
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Ain’t that Yosuke’s gal of choice?”
Reposted by 𝐸𝓁𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒! 💘
"𝕄𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘. 𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜." - 𝕊𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣
| #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP |
A mostly SFW account of Slayer from Guilty Gear -Strive-! I‘m mostly here to have fun, but some heavy themes may come up.
(More info and such in replies!)
| #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP |
A mostly SFW account of Slayer from Guilty Gear -Strive-! I‘m mostly here to have fun, but some heavy themes may come up.
(More info and such in replies!)
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by 𝐸𝓁𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒! 💘
“My, my, I seemed to have missed quite a bit whilst I was with my lovely wife. I suppose if she does not mind me having a little fun, I can perhaps say hello to some friends, new and old.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“My, my, I seemed to have missed quite a bit whilst I was with my lovely wife. I suppose if she does not mind me having a little fun, I can perhaps say hello to some friends, new and old.”
“…Hyrule.”
"..."
Crossing his arms
Crossing his arms
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“…Hyrule.”
“…”
👉👈
👉👈
"I can't help ya with that... where's Farosh?"
“I got hit by a slipper”
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“…”
👉👈
👉👈
She got up near instantly, tapping her cheek.
“That’s…uh…a good question. I think I may have sent him all the way back to Hyrule! Pretty impressive, I guess. Not my best kick, anyway!”
“That’s…uh…a good question. I think I may have sent him all the way back to Hyrule! Pretty impressive, I guess. Not my best kick, anyway!”
Zero shakes his head unamused. Was she always like this?
“It’s… fine.. whatever. Just make sure it doesn’t happen again.”
He’s only saying “fine” because it would make her stop crying.
“….
Where.. did he go though?
It looks like you sent him far..”
“It’s… fine.. whatever. Just make sure it doesn’t happen again.”
He’s only saying “fine” because it would make her stop crying.
“….
Where.. did he go though?
It looks like you sent him far..”
“…o….oh…”
Elphelt got on her knees in front of zero, weeping dramatically as tears flow like a fountain.
“PLEASE FORGIVE ME ZERO IM SO SORRY ITS ALL MY FAULTTTTTT!”
…so are we gonna ignore how far that poor Zonai got flung.
Elphelt got on her knees in front of zero, weeping dramatically as tears flow like a fountain.
“PLEASE FORGIVE ME ZERO IM SO SORRY ITS ALL MY FAULTTTTTT!”
…so are we gonna ignore how far that poor Zonai got flung.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
She got up near instantly, tapping her cheek.
“That’s…uh…a good question. I think I may have sent him all the way back to Hyrule! Pretty impressive, I guess. Not my best kick, anyway!”
“That’s…uh…a good question. I think I may have sent him all the way back to Hyrule! Pretty impressive, I guess. Not my best kick, anyway!”