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This is a love story.
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is a love story.
I'm already in your mind.
Together, we're gonna die.
Together, we're gonna die.
February 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm already in your mind.
Together, we're gonna die.
Together, we're gonna die.
I feel that dread you speak of, that darker despair.
February 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I feel that dread you speak of, that darker despair.
Well, there's no way a dashing, honorable rogue like me could be evil!
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Well, there's no way a dashing, honorable rogue like me could be evil!
UMMMM PARASOCIALLLL YOU NEED TO LOG OFFFFFFFF
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
UMMMM PARASOCIALLLL YOU NEED TO LOG OFFFFFFFF
One more wouldn't really hurt
Is addiction really so absurd?
Is addiction really so absurd?
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more wouldn't really hurt
Is addiction really so absurd?
Is addiction really so absurd?
Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
What is this feeling? ... Hope? Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's quite funny!
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
What is this feeling? ... Hope? Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's quite funny!
MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!
February 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!
Guess I'm staying up all night, in my mind but out of sight.
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Guess I'm staying up all night, in my mind but out of sight.
Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion. That little jit owed me money! What the fuck, dude!
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion. That little jit owed me money! What the fuck, dude!
Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go.
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Cops wanted to detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine. I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU BIG SHOT!
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU BIG SHOT!
You wore those pajamas to your pajoffice?
February 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
You wore those pajamas to your pajoffice?
I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure.
February 16, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure.
This is a love story.
February 16, 2026 at 12:01 PM
This is a love story.
Remember me as I am: nothing at all.
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Remember me as I am: nothing at all.
More than anything... I eat what grows here, and I share with the dungeon. When you live like that, you finally feel as if you're really IN the dungeon. That makes me happy.
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 AM
More than anything... I eat what grows here, and I share with the dungeon. When you live like that, you finally feel as if you're really IN the dungeon. That makes me happy.
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
SHE SAID SHE WAS FREAKY BUT MY LAST &!+€# DID [[Stranger Things]]
February 16, 2026 at 10:01 AM
SHE SAID SHE WAS FREAKY BUT MY LAST &!+€# DID [[Stranger Things]]
I'm like, "Pardon you!", sawed-off limit,
My high noon is a quick little minute.
My high noon is a quick little minute.
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I'm like, "Pardon you!", sawed-off limit,
My high noon is a quick little minute.
My high noon is a quick little minute.
use
to do a line break
to do a line break
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 AM
use
to do a line break
to do a line break
Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion. That little jit owed me money! What the fuck, dude!
February 16, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion. That little jit owed me money! What the fuck, dude!