darby
@carminewaltz.bsky.social
are you crawling through my dreams? you're the reason i don't sleep.
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he/him. 21. i am not responsible if my works adversely effect you.
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he/him. 21. i am not responsible if my works adversely effect you.
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my main p-point of gratitude is probably whatever awful talking point my dad drilled into me so that the ghost that tried to kill m-me straight up when i was 16 didn't.
... eheh, it, uh, it turns out that filibusters aren't good for nothing.
... eheh, it, uh, it turns out that filibusters aren't good for nothing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my main p-point of gratitude is probably whatever awful talking point my dad drilled into me so that the ghost that tried to kill m-me straight up when i was 16 didn't.
... eheh, it, uh, it turns out that filibusters aren't good for nothing.
... eheh, it, uh, it turns out that filibusters aren't good for nothing.
smoking th-the shit that gave austin powers.
[ on closer inspection, this appears to be 500 dollars in monopoly money colored in with black and red marker to appear as though it was, at least at one point, lit. ]
[ on closer inspection, this appears to be 500 dollars in monopoly money colored in with black and red marker to appear as though it was, at least at one point, lit. ]
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
smoking th-the shit that gave austin powers.
[ on closer inspection, this appears to be 500 dollars in monopoly money colored in with black and red marker to appear as though it was, at least at one point, lit. ]
[ on closer inspection, this appears to be 500 dollars in monopoly money colored in with black and red marker to appear as though it was, at least at one point, lit. ]
... teenage drama's funnier than i thought.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
... teenage drama's funnier than i thought.
[ felt strongly like he owes one of his partners fifty bucks. ]
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
[ felt strongly like he owes one of his partners fifty bucks. ]
so d-does nobody here actually understand safe sex or are we all being treated like the virgin mary. this is absurd...
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
so d-does nobody here actually understand safe sex or are we all being treated like the virgin mary. this is absurd...
... s-so dungeons and dragons *is* real...
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
... s-so dungeons and dragons *is* real...
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temp pinned. nonfandom oc.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
temp pinned. nonfandom oc.
spent all aftern-nnoon blasting a video about theme park r-robots. i feel like an ipad baby.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
spent all aftern-nnoon blasting a video about theme park r-robots. i feel like an ipad baby.
/ jaw dropped after i asked snowy for the rest of the cass dialogue there LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
/ jaw dropped after i asked snowy for the rest of the cass dialogue there LMAO
i've been d-dreading it for years, myself. ( ☀️ )
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i've been d-dreading it for years, myself. ( ☀️ )
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i can't participate in the pleasures of the flesh. not because i'm religious or anything i just know it's going to be part of a plot to get me killed and died
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i can't participate in the pleasures of the flesh. not because i'm religious or anything i just know it's going to be part of a plot to get me killed and died
wh-what the fuck. that should be me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
wh-what the fuck. that should be me.
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September 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
bit my tongue while i was asleep. now my mouth f-feels like i was swapping spit with a robot all night.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
bit my tongue while i was asleep. now my mouth f-feels like i was swapping spit with a robot all night.
just watched someone mess up a kickflip in the b-back garden.
i hope the piranha plants do their job this time.
i hope the piranha plants do their job this time.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just watched someone mess up a kickflip in the b-back garden.
i hope the piranha plants do their job this time.
i hope the piranha plants do their job this time.
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BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp
BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp
BIGSHOT ERA TENNA WRITTEN BY ELI :) #deltarunerp
oh it got worse fast. hm.
...
you g-guys are, uh. fucked up, huh. like. bad bad.
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you g-guys are, uh. fucked up, huh. like. bad bad.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
oh it got worse fast. hm.
...
you g-guys are, uh. fucked up, huh. like. bad bad.
...
you g-guys are, uh. fucked up, huh. like. bad bad.
[ ...quietly, biting into a custom-made chocolate bar. salted caramel chunks are woven into dark chocolate and he seems, perhaps, the most at-peace he's been since he got here. ]
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
[ ...quietly, biting into a custom-made chocolate bar. salted caramel chunks are woven into dark chocolate and he seems, perhaps, the most at-peace he's been since he got here. ]
... lot of, um. "hurt people hurt people"-core happening. tonight.
um.
s-sorry, this is, uh, pot-meet-kettle of me, but. has. has therapy crossed your minds. at any point. out of curiosity. or, uh, talking with your parents. maybe, um. maybe a reverend..?
um.
s-sorry, this is, uh, pot-meet-kettle of me, but. has. has therapy crossed your minds. at any point. out of curiosity. or, uh, talking with your parents. maybe, um. maybe a reverend..?
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
... lot of, um. "hurt people hurt people"-core happening. tonight.
um.
s-sorry, this is, uh, pot-meet-kettle of me, but. has. has therapy crossed your minds. at any point. out of curiosity. or, uh, talking with your parents. maybe, um. maybe a reverend..?
um.
s-sorry, this is, uh, pot-meet-kettle of me, but. has. has therapy crossed your minds. at any point. out of curiosity. or, uh, talking with your parents. maybe, um. maybe a reverend..?
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I'M A BONAFIDE FACE SEAT BOX MUNCHERRRR
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'M A BONAFIDE FACE SEAT BOX MUNCHERRRR
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Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
But, someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an inegrity you can't say "no" to.
[ spam clicking. ]
please. release me.
please. release me.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[ spam clicking. ]
please. release me.
please. release me.
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I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID
“NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW”
spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID
“NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW”
spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID
“NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW”
spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID
“NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW”
spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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