Renault Amamiya
@cardinalrenault.bsky.social
Mechanic by day, Phantom Rogue by night. Owner of Cardinal Motors. #sonicrp
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"𝔖𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪!"
> 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒
> 𝕆𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
> 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓
#MVRP
#SonicRP
(Mun is over 18)
(Art is not mine)
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> 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒
> 𝕆𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
> 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓
#MVRP
#SonicRP
(Mun is over 18)
(Art is not mine)
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"Ew. Who put their IDW in Jet's CrossWorlds?"
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - New Free Characters Update
NiGHTS - December 2025
AiAi - January 2026
Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
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NiGHTS - December 2025
AiAi - January 2026
Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
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November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Ew. Who put their IDW in Jet's CrossWorlds?"
Renault was sitting in the garage lobby, looking irritable.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Renault was sitting in the garage lobby, looking irritable.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
He hadn't eaten anything at all today.
He COULDN'T eat anything at all.
He had a doctor's appointment and needed to do bloodwork, so no food until afterwards.
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IF HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE FUN OF HIM HE WOULDN'T BE SO SLOW.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
IF HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE FUN OF HIM HE WOULDN'T BE SO SLOW.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE IT TAKES HIM HALF AN HOUR TO COOK A BAG OF MINUTE RICE.
BRO'S THE TYPE OF SLOWPOKE THEY DON'T TIME HIS LAPS WITH A STOPWATCH, THEY TIME 'EM WITH A CALENDER.
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Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
"Ugh, I've felt like shit for 3 days now."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Ugh, I've felt like shit for 3 days now."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
"That's it, no more taking my morning meds at buttfuck-o'-clock in the morning."
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"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
The Louvre's Video Surveillance Password Was 'Louvre' - Slashdot
A bungled October 18 heist that saw $102 million of crown jewels stolen from the Louvre in broad daylight has exposed years of lax security at the national art museum. From trivial passwords like 'LOU...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
"Oh Gods, so it's true. The security in the Louvre was *pathetic*."
"Fair enough, I prefer iced tea myself too, but hot tea's supposed to help with a sore throat."
He takes a sip, then recoils, like he's trying to suck on his upper beak as he hisses a bit.
Too hot.
He blows on the mug a bit, trying to cool it down before he leans in and takes another very, very, very tiny sip.
Too hot.
He blows on the mug a bit, trying to cool it down before he leans in and takes another very, very, very tiny sip.
"Look, honey's good for a sore throat, alright?" He responded, seeing the irritated glare.
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Fair enough, I prefer iced tea myself too, but hot tea's supposed to help with a sore throat."
"Look, honey's good for a sore throat, alright?" He responded, seeing the irritated glare.
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
Eyes narrowing to an irritated glare, the hawk folded his arms and simply huffed.
But he'd at least sit still. Tea did sound good right now. He was, surprisingly, kind of a tea person...it was leagues better to him than coffee, at least.
But he'd at least sit still. Tea did sound good right now. He was, surprisingly, kind of a tea person...it was leagues better to him than coffee, at least.
"...A sore throat? You? How is that even possible?"
Renault looked shocked and confused before reaching into a cabinet and pulling out a small bottle of honey.
"Hang on, I know this probably ain't your thing, but lemme whip up some hot tea with honey to help with the throat."
Renault looked shocked and confused before reaching into a cabinet and pulling out a small bottle of honey.
"Hang on, I know this probably ain't your thing, but lemme whip up some hot tea with honey to help with the throat."
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Look, honey's good for a sore throat, alright?" He responded, seeing the irritated glare.
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
Soon, he would have a cup of tea he'd place in front of Jet. "Here, try this, see if it makes your throat less sore. Probably best to go see Dr. Aquene, too."
"...A sore throat? You? How is that even possible?"
Renault looked shocked and confused before reaching into a cabinet and pulling out a small bottle of honey.
"Hang on, I know this probably ain't your thing, but lemme whip up some hot tea with honey to help with the throat."
Renault looked shocked and confused before reaching into a cabinet and pulling out a small bottle of honey.
"Hang on, I know this probably ain't your thing, but lemme whip up some hot tea with honey to help with the throat."
The hawk doesn't say anything, just clearing his throat as he points at his neck. Just the sound of it makes it clear his throat's in rough shape.
"Uh...Jet? You ok?"
Once again, the silence was deafening.
Once again, the silence was deafening.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"...A sore throat? You? How is that even possible?"
Renault looked shocked and confused before reaching into a cabinet and pulling out a small bottle of honey.
"Hang on, I know this probably ain't your thing, but lemme whip up some hot tea with honey to help with the throat."
Renault looked shocked and confused before reaching into a cabinet and pulling out a small bottle of honey.
"Hang on, I know this probably ain't your thing, but lemme whip up some hot tea with honey to help with the throat."
"Uh...Jet? You ok?"
Once again, the silence was deafening.
Once again, the silence was deafening.
"Mmmph..."
Seems Jet's woken up with a sore throat. Maybe all that yelling he does finally caught up with him? Or maybe the cold weather hit him the wrong way.
Either way, he's unusually quiet today.
Seems Jet's woken up with a sore throat. Maybe all that yelling he does finally caught up with him? Or maybe the cold weather hit him the wrong way.
Either way, he's unusually quiet today.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Uh...Jet? You ok?"
Once again, the silence was deafening.
Once again, the silence was deafening.
"Uh..."
"Go snort my non-existant COCK."
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"Uh..."
(Has Soulja Boy learned nothing from the last time he tried this?)
SouljaBoy reveals new gaming handheld... that's just a clone of the Retroid Pocket Flip 2/Pocket 4 retrododo.com/souljaboy-re...
"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid
"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
(Has Soulja Boy learned nothing from the last time he tried this?)
Renault would be walking past, munching on a bag of chips when he notices the crowd gathered in the backstreet. He looks over at the crowd, sees a familiar set of green feathers at where the crowd was looking, and keeps walking, munching away on his chips.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Renault would be walking past, munching on a bag of chips when he notices the crowd gathered in the backstreet. He looks over at the crowd, sees a familiar set of green feathers at where the crowd was looking, and keeps walking, munching away on his chips.
"HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEY!"
Renault practically dives for the garage radio and changes the station in front of a bemused employee.
"I'm all for Christmas, but I told you not to start playing Christmas music until at least after the United Federation's had its Thanksgiving!"
Renault practically dives for the garage radio and changes the station in front of a bemused employee.
"I'm all for Christmas, but I told you not to start playing Christmas music until at least after the United Federation's had its Thanksgiving!"
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY HEY!"
Renault practically dives for the garage radio and changes the station in front of a bemused employee.
"I'm all for Christmas, but I told you not to start playing Christmas music until at least after the United Federation's had its Thanksgiving!"
Renault practically dives for the garage radio and changes the station in front of a bemused employee.
"I'm all for Christmas, but I told you not to start playing Christmas music until at least after the United Federation's had its Thanksgiving!"
"Oh, right, forgot I was supposed to change into my Halloween costume."
"...Meh."
"...Meh."
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Oh, right, forgot I was supposed to change into my Halloween costume."
"...Meh."
"...Meh."
Renault suddenly chokes on his drink, coughing and quickly putting a welding mask over his face to hide his luminescent blush.
Once again, his crush on and fear of Wave collide.
Once again, his crush on and fear of Wave collide.
Not to brag, but working on heavy machinery day after day is good exercise. You need a lot of core strength to wield a thirty kilogram cast iron wrench, after all.
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Renault suddenly chokes on his drink, coughing and quickly putting a welding mask over his face to hide his luminescent blush.
Once again, his crush on and fear of Wave collide.
Once again, his crush on and fear of Wave collide.
Renault thought about reminding Jet that he had been talking about Bean's rear end not even a week or so ago, but decides against it.
Someone had already reminded him of that anyway.
Someone had already reminded him of that anyway.
Vector I swear if you could think about something other than hornythoughts then maybe you wouldn't be such a broke-ass bitch.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Renault thought about reminding Jet that he had been talking about Bean's rear end not even a week or so ago, but decides against it.
Someone had already reminded him of that anyway.
Someone had already reminded him of that anyway.
(Random image: Weer's Jet and Storm pulling up at Cardinal Motors, Storm telling Renault "Get in, we're about to take you to Poundtown!" and it turns out that Storm just wanted to have Jet take him and Renault to a British dollar store so he could teach the cardinal how to cook food on a budget.)
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
(Random image: Weer's Jet and Storm pulling up at Cardinal Motors, Storm telling Renault "Get in, we're about to take you to Poundtown!" and it turns out that Storm just wanted to have Jet take him and Renault to a British dollar store so he could teach the cardinal how to cook food on a budget.)
"I dunno, I guess I'll dress up as Kiryu, and the Postal Dude outfit minus the glasses could probably be my new everyday outfit, I dunno."
October 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"I dunno, I guess I'll dress up as Kiryu, and the Postal Dude outfit minus the glasses could probably be my new everyday outfit, I dunno."
"I was gonna say 'so Dracula from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?' but he's more like a grandpa vampire who's also a jive turkey black guy."
"Yeah think vulgar grandpa who's also a millennia-old mob boss."
“Okay so the opposite then.”
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"I was gonna say 'so Dracula from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?' but he's more like a grandpa vampire who's also a jive turkey black guy."
"Trust me, I'd rather not have to. But if it comes to a point where I've gotta defend myself, then I ain't gonna hold back."
"Not like I'd have a choice anyway if it got to that."
"Not like I'd have a choice anyway if it got to that."
"Why does everyone insist on violence?"
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"Trust me, I'd rather not have to. But if it comes to a point where I've gotta defend myself, then I ain't gonna hold back."
"Not like I'd have a choice anyway if it got to that."
"Not like I'd have a choice anyway if it got to that."
The Phantom cursed as Jet mentioned backup arriving. As much as he thought he could probably extract himself within the timeframe, he decided to play it safe.
"Affirmative, better safe than in a cell on Prison Island," he replied as he changed course for the roof.
"Affirmative, better safe than in a cell on Prison Island," he replied as he changed course for the roof.
However, from his vantage point, he could spot a number of lights in the sky and the whirr of helicopter blades spinning in the distance.
"Ay, looks like they've got backup coming. I'd say...five...six minutes away. You need an extraction in there?"
"Ay, looks like they've got backup coming. I'd say...five...six minutes away. You need an extraction in there?"
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Phantom cursed as Jet mentioned backup arriving. As much as he thought he could probably extract himself within the timeframe, he decided to play it safe.
"Affirmative, better safe than in a cell on Prison Island," he replied as he changed course for the roof.
"Affirmative, better safe than in a cell on Prison Island," he replied as he changed course for the roof.
"A 'something I've been eagerly anticipating is about to come to pass' feeling."
"Though again, I could just be psyching myself up for nothing. I'mma see how today turns out."
"Though again, I could just be psyching myself up for nothing. I'mma see how today turns out."
"Is this a good feeling or a 'we should lay low on a deserted island for a few weeks' kind of feeling?"
"...Right."
"On a serious note, I feel like something's going to happen today. Dunno what yet, or even if it's just simple wishful thinking."
"On a serious note, I feel like something's going to happen today. Dunno what yet, or even if it's just simple wishful thinking."
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"A 'something I've been eagerly anticipating is about to come to pass' feeling."
"Though again, I could just be psyching myself up for nothing. I'mma see how today turns out."
"Though again, I could just be psyching myself up for nothing. I'mma see how today turns out."
(There's a sequel to Hong Kong 97.)
(Why is there a sequel to Hong Kong 97?)
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(Why is there a sequel to Hong Kong 97?)
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Hong Kong 2097 on Steam
A twin stick shooter in which nothing is sacred. Fight your way through 5 stages of mind-numbing mayhem and establish a utopia for future generations.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(There's a sequel to Hong Kong 97.)
(Why is there a sequel to Hong Kong 97?)
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(Why is there a sequel to Hong Kong 97?)
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"...Right."
"On a serious note, I feel like something's going to happen today. Dunno what yet, or even if it's just simple wishful thinking."
"On a serious note, I feel like something's going to happen today. Dunno what yet, or even if it's just simple wishful thinking."
"But alas, if I'm always around, excellence becomes the mundane...so is it really that significant?"
"Thus is the conundrum of being so great."
"Thus is the conundrum of being so great."
"I was wondering why today felt like it was going to be oddly significant."
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"...Right."
"On a serious note, I feel like something's going to happen today. Dunno what yet, or even if it's just simple wishful thinking."
"On a serious note, I feel like something's going to happen today. Dunno what yet, or even if it's just simple wishful thinking."