Renault Amamiya
cardinalrenault.bsky.social
Renault Amamiya
@cardinalrenault.bsky.social
Mechanic by day, Phantom Rogue by night. Owner of Cardinal Motors. #sonicrp
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"𝔖𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔪!"

> 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒

> 𝕆𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤

> 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓

#MVRP
#SonicRP

(Mun is over 18)
(Art is not mine)
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"Oh, Gods, Jet is doing the Legends Competition that forbids Ultimate Charge...you know what that means..."
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January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"...The fuck you mean Honey the Cat is connected to that highway that Jet likes to race on?!"
January 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Renault would walk up to a bunch of kids. "Excuse me, the garage is closed for the night. Y'all need to leave."

The teens started snickering before one of them piped up. "Hey, sorry 'bout that man, what are the hours again?"

Renault sighs. "Our hours are Monday through Saturday from 6 AM to --
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"Just coming in for my...I guess sorta-irregular check up?"

"...Yup, everything seems to be in order, I'll just go pass out while reading TV Tropes."
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
"...Uh, apparently I came at a bad time. I'm just...gonna...go."

Renault was this close to jumping out of the zeppelin mid-flight again, though this time out of awkwardness.
BOSS YER REALLY STARTIN' TA SOUND LIKE YER PROJECTIN' HERE!

I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS!

PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS!
OH JUST TO BE TRAPPED IN TONY THE TIGER'S THIGHS AS HE CRADLES YOU IN HIS WARM BODY LIKE A CACCOON, HIS MUSCLES MOIST WITH SWEAT AFTER A WORKOUT
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 AM
"Well, let's see what Epic Games Store has for free today..."
>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night free for 24 hours
"...Oh fuck the hell yes."
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Renault was taking a walk in the city when he noticed a poster, reading it half-aloud. "Mumble mumble vehicular combat mumble mumble any wish granted...Pfeh, I feel sorry for the suckers who fall for this bullshit."

"Let's say a wish does get granted, who's to say it won't bite you in the ass?"
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"..."

Renault's browsing a popular online shopping website for soldering irons.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Renault would check his mail, finding a letter from his benefactors. He opens the letter and grins as he sees they're raising their funding starting the next month.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"I swear, the more EXE's I see running around, the more I wanna stab someone in the knees with a soldering iron."

"I'd be like stabby stab stab, how you like that shit."
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(Made a crappy Fallout NV edit for @weerdough.bsky.social's stream)
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Back from the Doctor's..."

"Thankfully Dr. Aquene didn't act creepy or psycho on me again."
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"...Why the hell did we need to know that?"
" Just dipped my balls in the KFC deep fryer . "
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"...No Twitch, just because I watch Jet stream himself in the Crossworlds Grand Prix doesn't mean I want to watch a stream of the Grand Prix from...TightPanties?!"

"What the fu-- Who names themselves that?!"
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Renault stands on the roof of Cardinal Motors and clears his throat before speaking into a megaphone.

"Attention Metal City. Knuckles calls himself a treasure hunter, but the only treasure he hunts is the treasure of Ima Weener. That is all."
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"While running my errands yesterday, I *may* have slipped into the zeppelin while it was docked and swiped a couple of Storm's Chicken Fajita Burritoes he kept in the freezer for emergencies and a bottle of soda from the fridge."

"I mean, I left $10 on the counter to pay for it, but still."
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
"Jet. Down, boy. Do not the civilian airplane."
Juuuuuust checking the long range radar on the zeppelin and-oh look, a civilian airliner!

𝗗𝗼 𝗶𝘁, 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿. 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁. 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘁. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼. 𝗗𝗼 𝗶𝘁. 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗜𝗠-𝟵𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗯𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Don't forget overpricing the shit out of everything because fuck it, people will buy it anyway."
I mean you're both companies that garner cult-like brand loyalty and abuse it by removing cool features and making half-finished products.

Kiiiinda accurate.
Fuck off Disney

Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How it started:
Renault scoffed. "Hmph, if you genuinely think Sonic's that much of a 'hero', then I've got a bridge to sell you."

How it went:
Renault scanned the chasm using the scouter of his comms device. "Yeah, I think the bridge can span this. You'll have to connect the ends with it yourself"
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"...Why the hell is Dr. Aquene posting horny on main?"
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
(Watching MoistCritikal's videos on the r/art subreddit mod meltdown, and I'm just like, "If this is the lengths people go to to prove they're right, then I'm perfectly fine being wrong.")
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"...Fuck you, Sega, that's not just a low blow, that's a fucking dick punch."
"I hate everything about this."
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
("If you just practice, you'll get better!")

(Me, having been RPing for ~20-odd years now and still complete trash at it:)
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November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Renault would be in his Phantom Rogue alter-ego, watching over underground street races, and having just gotten into an argument with one of the more haughty racers after insulted Jet.

"Look, all I'm sayin' is that turkey talks a big game but won't actually be serious about backing it up."
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by Renault Amamiya
…I came to feel that everything was my fault. Far from becoming enraged 、I could not utter a word of complaint.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM