Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.
𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 #𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐒
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal. Please do NOT try to force IDW canon on me in any way shape or form.)
𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 #𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐒
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal. Please do NOT try to force IDW canon on me in any way shape or form.)
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Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
· Sep 29
With every syllable that met his ears, the hawk's eyes widened. This was all too relatable, too real. Jet could sense every bit of anguish in those words and worst of all, he couldn't blame Surge one bit.
Palms forward, the Rogue was just trying to diffuse it all.
"Ay! Ayayay! It's cool, okay?" -
Palms forward, the Rogue was just trying to diffuse it all.
"Ay! Ayayay! It's cool, okay?" -
[ There is- A 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 flinch when she's cut off, her entire body going tense as she stumbles back.
. . .
And then her brain reminds her what's infront of her, and she slowly drops her arm from where it had come up to block herself. ]
" ..I- "
[ ..She huffs. ]
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. . .
And then her brain reminds her what's infront of her, and she slowly drops her arm from where it had come up to block herself. ]
" ..I- "
[ ..She huffs. ]
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- quite ready to simply let her go, sprinting ahead to brazenly block their path.
"Hold up hold up. Wait just a second. Are you telling me you think I'm gonna do somethin' drastic to a kid like that over something as meaningless as a little smack talk?"
"Seriously?"
"Hold up hold up. Wait just a second. Are you telling me you think I'm gonna do somethin' drastic to a kid like that over something as meaningless as a little smack talk?"
"Seriously?"
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
With every syllable that met his ears, the hawk's eyes widened. This was all too relatable, too real. Jet could sense every bit of anguish in those words and worst of all, he couldn't blame Surge one bit.
Palms forward, the Rogue was just trying to diffuse it all.
"Ay! Ayayay! It's cool, okay?" -
Palms forward, the Rogue was just trying to diffuse it all.
"Ay! Ayayay! It's cool, okay?" -
"Look, just tell me that I'm awesome and don't mince words."
"I provide a well-needed zest that this world oh-so-desperately needs."
"I provide a well-needed zest that this world oh-so-desperately needs."
[🌐 - Tᴇʟʟᴜs]
"Goodness, that hawk certainly has a...colorful personality, doesn't he?"
"Goodness, that hawk certainly has a...colorful personality, doesn't he?"
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Look, just tell me that I'm awesome and don't mince words."
"I provide a well-needed zest that this world oh-so-desperately needs."
"I provide a well-needed zest that this world oh-so-desperately needs."
Despite everything, Jet remained stoic, unmoving even as loose sparks lapped at his feathers.
The only sign that he even acknowledged the other's presence, at least at first, was clenching of his fists at his sides and a violent gale forming by his boots.
Even as he was prodded -
The only sign that he even acknowledged the other's presence, at least at first, was clenching of his fists at his sides and a violent gale forming by his boots.
Even as he was prodded -
" Then you play nice with the kid. Simple as that.
Because I'm gonna be front with you, birdie.
I don't care for annoying 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 like you. "
[ Her arms come down. Step.. step.. closer. ]
" You can hide behind that annoying, squawky voice and dumb bravado all you want. But if you're making trouble-
Because I'm gonna be front with you, birdie.
I don't care for annoying 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 like you. "
[ Her arms come down. Step.. step.. closer. ]
" You can hide behind that annoying, squawky voice and dumb bravado all you want. But if you're making trouble-
"Wooooow, birdbrain AND fried chicken? You're really pulling deep into the well of specist creativity."
The hawk cups his beak and lets out a lengthy yawn.
...And pauses, blinking a few times.
"Oh...OHHHHHHHH!...you're trying to threaten me, huh?"
"I mean that's good for a laugh but no thanks."
The hawk cups his beak and lets out a lengthy yawn.
...And pauses, blinking a few times.
"Oh...OHHHHHHHH!...you're trying to threaten me, huh?"
"I mean that's good for a laugh but no thanks."
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Despite everything, Jet remained stoic, unmoving even as loose sparks lapped at his feathers.
The only sign that he even acknowledged the other's presence, at least at first, was clenching of his fists at his sides and a violent gale forming by his boots.
Even as he was prodded -
The only sign that he even acknowledged the other's presence, at least at first, was clenching of his fists at his sides and a violent gale forming by his boots.
Even as he was prodded -
"Wooooow, birdbrain AND fried chicken? You're really pulling deep into the well of specist creativity."
The hawk cups his beak and lets out a lengthy yawn.
...And pauses, blinking a few times.
"Oh...OHHHHHHHH!...you're trying to threaten me, huh?"
"I mean that's good for a laugh but no thanks."
The hawk cups his beak and lets out a lengthy yawn.
...And pauses, blinking a few times.
"Oh...OHHHHHHHH!...you're trying to threaten me, huh?"
"I mean that's good for a laugh but no thanks."
" You don't know the half of it, birdbrain. So yeah. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 bad.
. . .
Maybe watch your tongue next time.
...
'Specially with kids. "
[ She crosses her arms, eyes narrowing. ]
" Wouldn't want to leave 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 for that flaming hunk of junk to find. "
. . .
Maybe watch your tongue next time.
...
'Specially with kids. "
[ She crosses her arms, eyes narrowing. ]
" Wouldn't want to leave 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 for that flaming hunk of junk to find. "
...OH...oh.
...
Well shit my bad.
...
Well shit my bad.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"Wooooow, birdbrain AND fried chicken? You're really pulling deep into the well of specist creativity."
The hawk cups his beak and lets out a lengthy yawn.
...And pauses, blinking a few times.
"Oh...OHHHHHHHH!...you're trying to threaten me, huh?"
"I mean that's good for a laugh but no thanks."
The hawk cups his beak and lets out a lengthy yawn.
...And pauses, blinking a few times.
"Oh...OHHHHHHHH!...you're trying to threaten me, huh?"
"I mean that's good for a laugh but no thanks."
"The sentiment is mutual, buck-o."
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" Think whatever you want about me. It doesn't matter. "
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" Think whatever you want about me. It doesn't matter. "
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January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"The sentiment is mutual, buck-o."
"Oooh, you really do have that early 2010s edgelordiness down pat."
"Even down to the part where you deny it like it's nothing despite every word being true."
"Smug. Dickish. I like it."
"Even down to the part where you deny it like it's nothing despite every word being true."
"Smug. Dickish. I like it."
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" Okay. Sure. I am absolutely lashing out at you. "
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" Okay. Sure. I am absolutely lashing out at you. "
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January 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
"Oooh, you really do have that early 2010s edgelordiness down pat."
"Even down to the part where you deny it like it's nothing despite every word being true."
"Smug. Dickish. I like it."
"Even down to the part where you deny it like it's nothing despite every word being true."
"Smug. Dickish. I like it."
Racing. I'm into racing.
And I don't lose. I've forgotten HOW to lose, honestly.
And I don't lose. I've forgotten HOW to lose, honestly.
Yeah, it IS your bad.
Whatever you’re into? I hope you lose or whatever.
Whatever you’re into? I hope you lose or whatever.
...OH...oh.
...
Well shit my bad.
...
Well shit my bad.
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Racing. I'm into racing.
And I don't lose. I've forgotten HOW to lose, honestly.
And I don't lose. I've forgotten HOW to lose, honestly.
...OH...oh.
...
Well shit my bad.
...
Well shit my bad.
NOT YOU. I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE.
OH CAN IT YOU'RE JUST SALTY THAT SONIC CAN'T BEAT ME IN A KART RACE.
January 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
...OH...oh.
...
Well shit my bad.
...
Well shit my bad.
"Well you're right about the insecurity."
"Yours, that is."
"I swear, brats like you are willing to lash out over anything."
"Yours, that is."
"I swear, brats like you are willing to lash out over anything."
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" I have. It sounds like you speak from a place of insecurity. I would know. "
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" I have. It sounds like you speak from a place of insecurity. I would know. "
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January 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"Well you're right about the insecurity."
"Yours, that is."
"I swear, brats like you are willing to lash out over anything."
"Yours, that is."
"I swear, brats like you are willing to lash out over anything."
OH CAN IT YOU'RE JUST SALTY THAT SONIC CAN'T BEAT ME IN A KART RACE.
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
OH CAN IT YOU'RE JUST SALTY THAT SONIC CAN'T BEAT ME IN A KART RACE.
"You've never been hugged before, have you?"
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" Okay. I don't care. It would be incredible if you passed away, though. "
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" Okay. I don't care. It would be incredible if you passed away, though. "
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January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"You've never been hugged before, have you?"
"Ooooh, 2010s message board levels of edgy. I missed that."
"Still, I hope you know I am going to make gravy out of oreos and milk so I can use it in a poutine now...just to spite you, of course."
"Still, I hope you know I am going to make gravy out of oreos and milk so I can use it in a poutine now...just to spite you, of course."
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" You can boil a raw egg. That's how you get boiled eggs.
The rest is insane, though. K - Y - S. "
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" You can boil a raw egg. That's how you get boiled eggs.
The rest is insane, though. K - Y - S. "
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January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"Ooooh, 2010s message board levels of edgy. I missed that."
"Still, I hope you know I am going to make gravy out of oreos and milk so I can use it in a poutine now...just to spite you, of course."
"Still, I hope you know I am going to make gravy out of oreos and milk so I can use it in a poutine now...just to spite you, of course."
"Oh jeez, here we go again with THIS kinda talk."
"Jet, don't put skittles in the waffle iron."
"Jet, you can't boil a raw egg."
"Jet, you can't smother a steak in mouthwash."
"Phooey to all of you."
"Jet, don't put skittles in the waffle iron."
"Jet, you can't boil a raw egg."
"Jet, you can't smother a steak in mouthwash."
"Phooey to all of you."
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" That sounds abhorrent. Never cook again. "
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" That sounds abhorrent. Never cook again. "
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January 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"Oh jeez, here we go again with THIS kinda talk."
"Jet, don't put skittles in the waffle iron."
"Jet, you can't boil a raw egg."
"Jet, you can't smother a steak in mouthwash."
"Phooey to all of you."
"Jet, don't put skittles in the waffle iron."
"Jet, you can't boil a raw egg."
"Jet, you can't smother a steak in mouthwash."
"Phooey to all of you."
"I'm personally a big fan of the 'choke on my fat schlong and die pizza'"
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"I'm personally a big fan of the 'choke on my fat schlong and die pizza'"
"Yeah, but people start thinking I prefer high-contact racing, lots of elbows and shoving and all that."
"Like, if I'm racing someone that time and time again has tried to murder me more than race me, I'm apparently the bad guy if I throw out a little poetic justice and throw the first punch."
"Like, if I'm racing someone that time and time again has tried to murder me more than race me, I'm apparently the bad guy if I throw out a little poetic justice and throw the first punch."
"You're correct in that. Since in the racing with extreme gear, you do anything to get on first places and so defend yourself from others trying pass you."
"Y'know what bugs the hell out of me? When people accuse me of 'racing dirty'...bumping, shoving, getting physical, all that stuff."
"Yeah, I don't pull my punches, but only if I know my opponent's not gonna show me the same grace. How the hell does that make me the bad guy if I defend myself?"
"Yeah, I don't pull my punches, but only if I know my opponent's not gonna show me the same grace. How the hell does that make me the bad guy if I defend myself?"
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"Yeah, but people start thinking I prefer high-contact racing, lots of elbows and shoving and all that."
"Like, if I'm racing someone that time and time again has tried to murder me more than race me, I'm apparently the bad guy if I throw out a little poetic justice and throw the first punch."
"Like, if I'm racing someone that time and time again has tried to murder me more than race me, I'm apparently the bad guy if I throw out a little poetic justice and throw the first punch."
"Y'know what bugs the hell out of me? When people accuse me of 'racing dirty'...bumping, shoving, getting physical, all that stuff."
"Yeah, I don't pull my punches, but only if I know my opponent's not gonna show me the same grace. How the hell does that make me the bad guy if I defend myself?"
"Yeah, I don't pull my punches, but only if I know my opponent's not gonna show me the same grace. How the hell does that make me the bad guy if I defend myself?"
January 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"Y'know what bugs the hell out of me? When people accuse me of 'racing dirty'...bumping, shoving, getting physical, all that stuff."
"Yeah, I don't pull my punches, but only if I know my opponent's not gonna show me the same grace. How the hell does that make me the bad guy if I defend myself?"
"Yeah, I don't pull my punches, but only if I know my opponent's not gonna show me the same grace. How the hell does that make me the bad guy if I defend myself?"
Reposted by Jet the Hawk
[ Don't mind the bird he's just picking the lock to a museum's storeroom. ]
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
[ Don't mind the bird he's just picking the lock to a museum's storeroom. ]
(( One of the things I always want to write the most is Jet behind the wheel while some poor soul is forced to ride shotgun while Jet drives like an utter madman. ))
(( Honestly it's half the reason I'm pro "Jet likes cars too" ...so he can scare the living daylights out of passengers. ))
(( Honestly it's half the reason I'm pro "Jet likes cars too" ...so he can scare the living daylights out of passengers. ))
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
(( One of the things I always want to write the most is Jet behind the wheel while some poor soul is forced to ride shotgun while Jet drives like an utter madman. ))
(( Honestly it's half the reason I'm pro "Jet likes cars too" ...so he can scare the living daylights out of passengers. ))
(( Honestly it's half the reason I'm pro "Jet likes cars too" ...so he can scare the living daylights out of passengers. ))
"BUT YOU'RE KILLING MY LOVE"
"AND IT WILL DESTROY ME"
"BUT YOU'RE KILLING MY LOVE"
"MY HEART'S DISAPPOINTEEEEEED!"
"AND IT WILL DESTROY ME"
"BUT YOU'RE KILLING MY LOVE"
"MY HEART'S DISAPPOINTEEEEEED!"
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"BUT YOU'RE KILLING MY LOVE"
"AND IT WILL DESTROY ME"
"BUT YOU'RE KILLING MY LOVE"
"MY HEART'S DISAPPOINTEEEEEED!"
"AND IT WILL DESTROY ME"
"BUT YOU'RE KILLING MY LOVE"
"MY HEART'S DISAPPOINTEEEEEED!"
Midlife crisis?
Yeah, I'd have a crisis, too, if my life were mid.
Yeah, I'd have a crisis, too, if my life were mid.
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Midlife crisis?
Yeah, I'd have a crisis, too, if my life were mid.
Yeah, I'd have a crisis, too, if my life were mid.
[ Don't mind the bird he's just picking the lock to a museum's storeroom. ]
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
[ Don't mind the bird he's just picking the lock to a museum's storeroom. ]
WAIT, IT'S BLAZE!?
PFFTAHAHAHA OF COURSE BLAZE CAN'T COOK! LIL MISS ROYAL BLOODLINE CAN'T DO SQUAT WITHOUT THE PALACE SERVANTS HANDING EVERYTHING TO HER ON A SILVER PLATTER!
PFFTAHAHAHA OF COURSE BLAZE CAN'T COOK! LIL MISS ROYAL BLOODLINE CAN'T DO SQUAT WITHOUT THE PALACE SERVANTS HANDING EVERYTHING TO HER ON A SILVER PLATTER!
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 AM
WAIT, IT'S BLAZE!?
PFFTAHAHAHA OF COURSE BLAZE CAN'T COOK! LIL MISS ROYAL BLOODLINE CAN'T DO SQUAT WITHOUT THE PALACE SERVANTS HANDING EVERYTHING TO HER ON A SILVER PLATTER!
PFFTAHAHAHA OF COURSE BLAZE CAN'T COOK! LIL MISS ROYAL BLOODLINE CAN'T DO SQUAT WITHOUT THE PALACE SERVANTS HANDING EVERYTHING TO HER ON A SILVER PLATTER!
Holy shit are we ragging on someone's cooking other than mine for once?
Is there actually a being alive worse in the kitchen than me?
Is there actually a being alive worse in the kitchen than me?
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Holy shit are we ragging on someone's cooking other than mine for once?
Is there actually a being alive worse in the kitchen than me?
Is there actually a being alive worse in the kitchen than me?
"Jet, whatever you do, don't steal another Mazda RX7, take it to a tune shop, and then get it fitted with aftermarket bodywork and paint"
Me, with a suspiciously RE Amemiya Mazda RX7-shaped belly.
Me, with a suspiciously RE Amemiya Mazda RX7-shaped belly.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"Jet, whatever you do, don't steal another Mazda RX7, take it to a tune shop, and then get it fitted with aftermarket bodywork and paint"
Me, with a suspiciously RE Amemiya Mazda RX7-shaped belly.
Me, with a suspiciously RE Amemiya Mazda RX7-shaped belly.