Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
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Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
· Sep 29
"Buhhhh...it's not the sameeeee."
"I wanted to crime with EVERYONE."
"I wanted to crime with EVERYONE."
"...Wanna like, rob a bank or something to make up for it?"
"What do you mean 'didn't know I wanted-' DID YOU FORGET WHO I AM!?"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"Buhhhh...it's not the sameeeee."
"I wanted to crime with EVERYONE."
"I wanted to crime with EVERYONE."
"What do you mean 'didn't know I wanted-' DID YOU FORGET WHO I AM!?"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
"I'm waking back up just to say this... uhh... my bad? I didn't know you wanted to help."
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"What do you mean 'didn't know I wanted-' DID YOU FORGET WHO I AM!?"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
MESSAGE ME YOU DINGUS.
I CHECK THEM, YOU KNOW.
I CHECK THEM, YOU KNOW.
Jet you were away.
It’s not our fault.
It’s not our fault.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
MESSAGE ME YOU DINGUS.
I CHECK THEM, YOU KNOW.
I CHECK THEM, YOU KNOW.
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
"it's still giving up."
"I swear, the scene seems like it's finally gonna pick back up and then everyone just...moves on. Do you have any idea what I would do to get some decent competition around here? It's enough to drive a bird insane."
"I swear, the scene seems like it's finally gonna pick back up and then everyone just...moves on. Do you have any idea what I would do to get some decent competition around here? It's enough to drive a bird insane."
“I’m not giving up on it because of trends, I need to get my friend back in top fighting condition.”
"What!? Aughhhh, you gotta be kiddin' me!"
"Maaan, why does everyone seem to give up on the sport as soon as it stops being trendy?"
"Maaan, why does everyone seem to give up on the sport as soon as it stops being trendy?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"it's still giving up."
"I swear, the scene seems like it's finally gonna pick back up and then everyone just...moves on. Do you have any idea what I would do to get some decent competition around here? It's enough to drive a bird insane."
"I swear, the scene seems like it's finally gonna pick back up and then everyone just...moves on. Do you have any idea what I would do to get some decent competition around here? It's enough to drive a bird insane."
"What!? Aughhhh, you gotta be kiddin' me!"
"Maaan, why does everyone seem to give up on the sport as soon as it stops being trendy?"
"Maaan, why does everyone seem to give up on the sport as soon as it stops being trendy?"
“Honestly I would like to but.. I’m not sure how long my hoverboard will be staying.
I need to repair my friend’s laser weapon and the power source that I have in my board would be a perfect energy source for it.”
I need to repair my friend’s laser weapon and the power source that I have in my board would be a perfect energy source for it.”
"Y'know, you're always welcome to ask for more tutoring sessions. Racing of all kinds is an artform, and like every good artform, you can never stop learning."
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"What!? Aughhhh, you gotta be kiddin' me!"
"Maaan, why does everyone seem to give up on the sport as soon as it stops being trendy?"
"Maaan, why does everyone seem to give up on the sport as soon as it stops being trendy?"
"Y'know, you're always welcome to ask for more tutoring sessions. Racing of all kinds is an artform, and like every good artform, you can never stop learning."
“I mean you gave me pretty good advice for racing on the hoverboard.”
"Y'know, if people stopped getting all agro every time they saw me, sucked up their pride for five seconds, and actually asked me for some racing help, I'd lend a hand."
"A little respect to the guy who's studied nearly every form of motorsport can go a long way, after all."
"A little respect to the guy who's studied nearly every form of motorsport can go a long way, after all."
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Y'know, you're always welcome to ask for more tutoring sessions. Racing of all kinds is an artform, and like every good artform, you can never stop learning."
"Y'know, if people stopped getting all agro every time they saw me, sucked up their pride for five seconds, and actually asked me for some racing help, I'd lend a hand."
"A little respect to the guy who's studied nearly every form of motorsport can go a long way, after all."
"A little respect to the guy who's studied nearly every form of motorsport can go a long way, after all."
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Y'know, if people stopped getting all agro every time they saw me, sucked up their pride for five seconds, and actually asked me for some racing help, I'd lend a hand."
"A little respect to the guy who's studied nearly every form of motorsport can go a long way, after all."
"A little respect to the guy who's studied nearly every form of motorsport can go a long way, after all."
Actions speak louder than words do, missy.
If you weren't bothered, you wouldn't have given me the time of day.
And yet...here we are. It's amazing how agro some of you can get over a little bit of ribbing.
At least I'll never be hurting for a place to stay with all the heads I live in rent free.
If you weren't bothered, you wouldn't have given me the time of day.
And yet...here we are. It's amazing how agro some of you can get over a little bit of ribbing.
At least I'll never be hurting for a place to stay with all the heads I live in rent free.
[ ... the smile wanes, and her eyes close . ]
If you truly believe I was provoked by your amateur insults, I suggest you truly keep that idiotic beak of yours shut .
If you truly believe I was provoked by your amateur insults, I suggest you truly keep that idiotic beak of yours shut .
[ Another scoff from the avian, eyes closed and arms folded. ]
Sheesh, didn't know it was slideshow time, cause I feel like the screen and you are projecting something fierce.
Say what you want. Until I see some action behind it, it's nothing but excuses from a chump who's way too easy to rile up.
Sheesh, didn't know it was slideshow time, cause I feel like the screen and you are projecting something fierce.
Say what you want. Until I see some action behind it, it's nothing but excuses from a chump who's way too easy to rile up.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Actions speak louder than words do, missy.
If you weren't bothered, you wouldn't have given me the time of day.
And yet...here we are. It's amazing how agro some of you can get over a little bit of ribbing.
At least I'll never be hurting for a place to stay with all the heads I live in rent free.
If you weren't bothered, you wouldn't have given me the time of day.
And yet...here we are. It's amazing how agro some of you can get over a little bit of ribbing.
At least I'll never be hurting for a place to stay with all the heads I live in rent free.
(( Level 10 CPUs everyone. ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(( Level 10 CPUs everyone. ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
[ Another scoff from the avian, eyes closed and arms folded. ]
Sheesh, didn't know it was slideshow time, cause I feel like the screen and you are projecting something fierce.
Say what you want. Until I see some action behind it, it's nothing but excuses from a chump who's way too easy to rile up.
Sheesh, didn't know it was slideshow time, cause I feel like the screen and you are projecting something fierce.
Say what you want. Until I see some action behind it, it's nothing but excuses from a chump who's way too easy to rile up.
[ A moment of silence from the hybrid, those eyes just staring him down . ]
One day.
But right now? You're not worth the effort.
Just a mere child playing his games to feel superior, and fill in a void.
...if I do bother picking up your Gear racing however, I'll seek you out.
One day.
But right now? You're not worth the effort.
Just a mere child playing his games to feel superior, and fill in a void.
...if I do bother picking up your Gear racing however, I'll seek you out.
[ Beak twisting to a surly grin, the hawk matches the others steps, leaving the two beak-to-snout. ]
I'd love to see you try. You wanna talk a big game? Do as I do and back it the fuck up.
I'd love to see you try. You wanna talk a big game? Do as I do and back it the fuck up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
[ Another scoff from the avian, eyes closed and arms folded. ]
Sheesh, didn't know it was slideshow time, cause I feel like the screen and you are projecting something fierce.
Say what you want. Until I see some action behind it, it's nothing but excuses from a chump who's way too easy to rile up.
Sheesh, didn't know it was slideshow time, cause I feel like the screen and you are projecting something fierce.
Say what you want. Until I see some action behind it, it's nothing but excuses from a chump who's way too easy to rile up.
[ Beak twisting to a surly grin, the hawk matches the others steps, leaving the two beak-to-snout. ]
I'd love to see you try. You wanna talk a big game? Do as I do and back it the fuck up.
I'd love to see you try. You wanna talk a big game? Do as I do and back it the fuck up.
[ ... a few steps forward, still staring him down . ]
I'll make your loved ones watch you become the fraud that you truly are deep down.
You run your beak to do nothing more than act tougher than you are.
You're nothing more than that sniveling hatchling who fought tooth and nail to survive.
I'll make your loved ones watch you become the fraud that you truly are deep down.
You run your beak to do nothing more than act tougher than you are.
You're nothing more than that sniveling hatchling who fought tooth and nail to survive.
Sheesh
[ The hawk gave a roll of his eyes ]
You really gotta be so intense over this? Can't take a little trash talk?
[ The hawk gave a roll of his eyes ]
You really gotta be so intense over this? Can't take a little trash talk?
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
[ Beak twisting to a surly grin, the hawk matches the others steps, leaving the two beak-to-snout. ]
I'd love to see you try. You wanna talk a big game? Do as I do and back it the fuck up.
I'd love to see you try. You wanna talk a big game? Do as I do and back it the fuck up.
Sheesh
[ The hawk gave a roll of his eyes ]
You really gotta be so intense over this? Can't take a little trash talk?
[ The hawk gave a roll of his eyes ]
You really gotta be so intense over this? Can't take a little trash talk?
[ Dulled eyes glare the Hawk down . ]
[ No words, but that almost hollowed face speaks the seething rage behind those lifeless eyes . ]
[ No words, but that almost hollowed face speaks the seething rage behind those lifeless eyes . ]
What's the matter?
Were you born just a little too slow?
Were you born just a little too slow?
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sheesh
[ The hawk gave a roll of his eyes ]
You really gotta be so intense over this? Can't take a little trash talk?
[ The hawk gave a roll of his eyes ]
You really gotta be so intense over this? Can't take a little trash talk?
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
[ His beak is QUIVERING like the words just want to blast their way out and... ]
YOU MEAN THE ULTIMATE LAMEFORM!?
[ Oops. ]
YOU MEAN THE ULTIMATE LAMEFORM!?
[ Oops. ]
no don’t you dare.
[ Jet is VIRBRATING in the corner he wants to say it again he wants to say it again he wants to say it again so badly ]
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
[ His beak is QUIVERING like the words just want to blast their way out and... ]
YOU MEAN THE ULTIMATE LAMEFORM!?
[ Oops. ]
YOU MEAN THE ULTIMATE LAMEFORM!?
[ Oops. ]
[ Jet is VIRBRATING in the corner he wants to say it again he wants to say it again he wants to say it again so badly ]
Daily reminder that I am the Ultimate Life form.
That is all.
That is all.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
[ Jet is VIRBRATING in the corner he wants to say it again he wants to say it again he wants to say it again so badly ]
What's the matter?
Were you born just a little too slow?
Were you born just a little too slow?
[ in the corner of the room ]
that fucking bird that I hate
that fucking bird that I hate
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What's the matter?
Were you born just a little too slow?
Were you born just a little too slow?
"I still don't get why nobody ever wants to ride shotgun with me when I'm driving."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"I still don't get why nobody ever wants to ride shotgun with me when I'm driving."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
Reposted by Jet the Hawk
www.twitch.tv/weer_dough/c...
So the first person mod in CrossWorlds is cool.
Like really cool.
Like holy shit this is rad.
So the first person mod in CrossWorlds is cool.
Like really cool.
Like holy shit this is rad.
Weer_Dough - First Person Mod is awesome.
Watch Weer_Dough's clip titled
www.twitch.tv
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
www.twitch.tv/weer_dough/c...
So the first person mod in CrossWorlds is cool.
Like really cool.
Like holy shit this is rad.
So the first person mod in CrossWorlds is cool.
Like really cool.
Like holy shit this is rad.
How was Jet spending his morning?
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How was Jet spending his morning?
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
"Damn, I love being the greatest racer to ever live."
"Gotta be the best feeling in the world to stack up against the so-called best of the best with a win rate of over 80%"
"Gotta be the best feeling in the world to stack up against the so-called best of the best with a win rate of over 80%"
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Damn, I love being the greatest racer to ever live."
"Gotta be the best feeling in the world to stack up against the so-called best of the best with a win rate of over 80%"
"Gotta be the best feeling in the world to stack up against the so-called best of the best with a win rate of over 80%"
(( Suddenly I want a Crossworlds mod that replaces the regular item warning noise with this. ))
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eY...
Ace Combat 7 Missile Alert Sound with Voice Alert
YouTube video by Feral Cat
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
(( Suddenly I want a Crossworlds mod that replaces the regular item warning noise with this. ))
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eY...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08eY...
The average Swede can't even beat their own accent.
You know that man is no average Swede.
You know that man is no average Swede.
Tha's jus' a purple ape, man
Th' average Swede can beat tha'
Th' average Swede can beat tha'
I'mma be real, the only executable file I fear is this motherfucker.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The average Swede can't even beat their own accent.
You know that man is no average Swede.
You know that man is no average Swede.
[ EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES IN THE DISTANCE ]
[ JET IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION ]
[ JET IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION ]
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
[ EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES IN THE DISTANCE ]
[ JET IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION ]
[ JET IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION ]
"I'm talking about him."
"Here I am. Right now. We're talking about him. Together."
"Here I am. Right now. We're talking about him. Together."
"We don't talk about him."
I'mma be real, the only executable file I fear is this motherfucker.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"I'm talking about him."
"Here I am. Right now. We're talking about him. Together."
"Here I am. Right now. We're talking about him. Together."