Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
(( NOT THAT I WOULD THOUGH CAUSE I'M BALLIN I'M JET THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HAWK IRL I WIN LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE. ))
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
(( NOT THAT I WOULD THOUGH CAUSE I'M BALLIN I'M JET THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HAWK IRL I WIN LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE. ))
(( Level 10 CPUs everyone. ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(( Level 10 CPUs everyone. ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
(( I can literally go into the last race, sit at the starting line and just watch Family Guy Funny Moments™ on my phone and just get the 1 point from last place and I'll still beat my rival. ))
(( And I'm playing with the 1st person mod, too. :x ))
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"As I lean back into the Corinthian leather recliner on my kick-awesome airship. I have to take a moment and reflect on how good it feels to be a gangsta."
"I still don't get why nobody ever wants to ride shotgun with me when I'm driving."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"I still don't get why nobody ever wants to ride shotgun with me when I'm driving."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
"Honestly, it's not THAT scary."
How was Jet spending his morning?
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How was Jet spending his morning?
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
Whipping a souped-up FD3S around a complex mountain pass with the windows down, Eurobeat blasting from the cabin.
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Fatal flames burn into my eeeeeeyes! ♪
♪ I'm no guardian angeeeeeel! ♪
♪ Little one, are you ready to dieeeeee! ♪
I'mma be real, the only executable file I fear is this motherfucker.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'mma be real, the only executable file I fear is this motherfucker.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
Pure. Gods-damned. Evil.
(( HEADS UP Bsky is fiddling with our timelines again. They added a feature to try and filter out "rude" posts from our timelines. ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(( HEADS UP Bsky is fiddling with our timelines again. They added a feature to try and filter out "rude" posts from our timelines. ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
(( To turn it off you gotta go to Settings > Moderation > Advanced ))
(( Might be worth turning off a few other filters while you're in here, too ))
Not gonna lie, I didn't have finding out about a Liberty Walk bodykit for a third gen Chevrolet Camaro on my bingo card for today.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not gonna lie, I didn't have finding out about a Liberty Walk bodykit for a third gen Chevrolet Camaro on my bingo card for today.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
But holy shit this thing fucks.
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
GOD THE TASTE OF ALL THIS FUCKING WINNING I'M DOING
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
GOD THE TASTE OF ALL THIS FUCKING WINNING I'M DOING
Sonic the Hedgehog is slow af can't even beat us even with rival status.
What an actual loser.
What an actual loser.
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog is slow af can't even beat us even with rival status.
What an actual loser.
What an actual loser.
(( Sure why not? ))
(( Also for the last one keep in mind my Jet is 17 as a way to specifically say "YEAH NO LEWD STUFF KEEP IT INNOCENT LIKE HUGS AND KISSES AND SHIT I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE LEWDING THE BIRD" ))
(( Also for the last one keep in mind my Jet is 17 as a way to specifically say "YEAH NO LEWD STUFF KEEP IT INNOCENT LIKE HUGS AND KISSES AND SHIT I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE LEWDING THE BIRD" ))
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
(( Sure why not? ))
(( Also for the last one keep in mind my Jet is 17 as a way to specifically say "YEAH NO LEWD STUFF KEEP IT INNOCENT LIKE HUGS AND KISSES AND SHIT I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE LEWDING THE BIRD" ))
(( Also for the last one keep in mind my Jet is 17 as a way to specifically say "YEAH NO LEWD STUFF KEEP IT INNOCENT LIKE HUGS AND KISSES AND SHIT I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE LEWDING THE BIRD" ))
"Dunno about you but I'm feeling in a car mood today."
"Might take the Hoonhawk out for a spin, put her through her paces today."
"Might take the Hoonhawk out for a spin, put her through her paces today."
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Dunno about you but I'm feeling in a car mood today."
"Might take the Hoonhawk out for a spin, put her through her paces today."
"Might take the Hoonhawk out for a spin, put her through her paces today."
Fuck it. I love throwing hands.
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fuck it. I love throwing hands.
But seriously am I just that fast? Like...did I just turn into racing's Saitama
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But seriously am I just that fast? Like...did I just turn into racing's Saitama
The average race of me against Sonic (and his loser friends I guess)
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The average race of me against Sonic (and his loser friends I guess)
(( Framing this and putting it on my wall this was STUPID. ))
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
(( Framing this and putting it on my wall this was STUPID. ))
(( This is the second time I've seen someone repost a quotebot that's quoting Ace Combat Zero ))
(( I wanna jump in and just start screaming about borders again. ))
(( I wanna jump in and just start screaming about borders again. ))
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
(( This is the second time I've seen someone repost a quotebot that's quoting Ace Combat Zero ))
(( I wanna jump in and just start screaming about borders again. ))
(( I wanna jump in and just start screaming about borders again. ))
"Sup, nerds? Any rounds of applause for the fastest thing in the universe?"
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Sup, nerds? Any rounds of applause for the fastest thing in the universe?"
Honestly if I were Sonic, I'd be embarrassed.
But luckily me for me, I'm actually a good racer.
But luckily me for me, I'm actually a good racer.
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Honestly if I were Sonic, I'd be embarrassed.
But luckily me for me, I'm actually a good racer.
But luckily me for me, I'm actually a good racer.
On his wrist glowed a stone armband, radiating an immense power.
"You think you can take it from me? Tear my arm from the socket and pry the Ark from the viscera? Go on, try it. Entertain me, tin doll. I could use the laugh."
"You think you can take it from me? Tear my arm from the socket and pry the Ark from the viscera? Go on, try it. Entertain me, tin doll. I could use the laugh."
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
On his wrist glowed a stone armband, radiating an immense power.
"You think you can take it from me? Tear my arm from the socket and pry the Ark from the viscera? Go on, try it. Entertain me, tin doll. I could use the laugh."
"You think you can take it from me? Tear my arm from the socket and pry the Ark from the viscera? Go on, try it. Entertain me, tin doll. I could use the laugh."
The corner of Jet's beak slowly cracked open to a devil's grin, impish and malicious as it was accompanied by a low chuckle, almost hidden in his own breath.
"That power's right in front of you," the hawk continued, holding his left arm out, vertically in front of his eyes.
...
"That power's right in front of you," the hawk continued, holding his left arm out, vertically in front of his eyes.
...
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The corner of Jet's beak slowly cracked open to a devil's grin, impish and malicious as it was accompanied by a low chuckle, almost hidden in his own breath.
"That power's right in front of you," the hawk continued, holding his left arm out, vertically in front of his eyes.
...
"That power's right in front of you," the hawk continued, holding his left arm out, vertically in front of his eyes.
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
HOLY SHIT YOU AND SONIC ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD!
LITTLE UWU OWO CHEETAHLICIOUS PEAS!
HOLY SHIT YOU AND SONIC ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD!
LITTLE UWU OWO CHEETAHLICIOUS PEAS!
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
HOLY SHIT YOU AND SONIC ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD!
LITTLE UWU OWO CHEETAHLICIOUS PEAS!
HOLY SHIT YOU AND SONIC ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD!
LITTLE UWU OWO CHEETAHLICIOUS PEAS!
I'm sorry, was this supposed to be a challenge?
I knew Sonic the Hedgehog was slacking. What a disappointment.
I knew Sonic the Hedgehog was slacking. What a disappointment.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm sorry, was this supposed to be a challenge?
I knew Sonic the Hedgehog was slacking. What a disappointment.
I knew Sonic the Hedgehog was slacking. What a disappointment.