" For when Lucifer questioned God, he had lost his place in Heaven. "
Heavily N/SFW (Violence, gore, potential adult themes), MINOR MUNS DNI
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“ As long as the bed stays clean. ”
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lame
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" Well, walnuts are pretty wrinkly lookin', no ? And ain't brains smarter the more wrinkly n' pruny it looks ... ?~ "
[ A long sigh. . . ]
“ I would love to give you the actual explanation as to why that is. ”
[ Glaring, narrowed eyes ]
“ But sadly you were blessed with a brain the size of a walnut so therefor you would not understand anyways. ”
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" Well, walnuts are pretty wrinkly lookin', no ? And ain't brains smarter the more wrinkly n' pruny it looks ... ?~ "
“ Boss, you are the last person that should be laughing. You turn magenta of all colors.
A color that scientifically doesn't exist. ”
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fucking color palette swaps I TURN INTO A DRAGON I'M COOL
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tttgiiss just hurts. Yyyou're just
[ runs off ??? ]
[ reverses scourge to being 12 years old. ]
Funny ain’t it —!
tttgiiss just hurts. Yyyou're just
[ runs off ??? ]
> Hits the send button to ping his moody, broody doppelganger.
@tragicstripes.bsky.social
📲: You. Me. Moebius. What are we doing? Bullying Scourge. He's higher than the Space Colony A.R.K. rn.
> Hits the send button to ping his moody, broody doppelganger.
@tragicstripes.bsky.social
📲: You. Me. Moebius. What are we doing? Bullying Scourge. He's higher than the Space Colony A.R.K. rn.
YOU LEAVE BOTH OF THEM OUTTA THIS
[ SCREECHING, YOWLING— ]
> With his other hand, he pulls out his cell phone. Courtesy of Nicole and Rotor to always wrangle him down when he was away.
> Able to type with just a thumb on one hand.
I should let Shadow get in on it too first.~
YOU LEAVE BOTH OF THEM OUTTA THIS
[ SCREECHING, YOWLING— ]
TTELL SANCTUM, AND YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, SO FUCKIN' HELP ME—?!
[ HISS, HISSSSSSS-!!! ]
> Now it was Sonic's turn to reach around and pick him up by the scruff behind the collar of his jacket.
Oh boy I can't wait to hear what that citrus fruit bar will say when he gets his precious little king hand delivered back to the castle by lil ol' me.~
TTELL SANCTUM, AND YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, SO FUCKIN' HELP ME—?!
[ HISS, HISSSSSSS-!!! ]
[ ... ]
maybe
[ hacking cough, a bit of phlegm coming out ... 💧 ]
> He wouldn't have believed it if he wasn't looking the hedgehog dead in the eye right this moment.
> A look to the nothing in the corner. Smile growing from ear to ear.
Dude, are you- are you high right now?
> Cue the giggles slipping out.
Holy Gaia you are. You're faded!
[ ... ]
maybe
[ hacking cough, a bit of phlegm coming out ... 💧 ]
[ Eyes more pink and puffer than Amy after being blown dried . ]
Dude
[ Pointing at nothing ??? ]
They're right there
Jeez like talking to a brick wall no matter what itteration of you I come into contact with.
> Yes he is continuing to let the other drag him- as there was no other reason for the green bastard to be this forthcoming without a good cause.
[ Eyes more pink and puffer than Amy after being blown dried . ]
Dude
[ Pointing at nothing ??? ]
They're right there
The level of unbothered Sonic is specifically and only with Dami's Scourge.
youtube.com/shorts/TKQcA...
The level of unbothered Sonic is specifically and only with Dami's Scourge.
youtube.com/shorts/TKQcA...
>????
What?
C'mon
The Renaissance men are coming
C'mon
The Renaissance men are coming