THE EDGIEST HEDGEHOG
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THE ANTI HEDGEHOG OF A CRUELER DIMENSION !
adult mun| mdni
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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐆 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐆 .ᐟ
" Well lookie 'ere, we got ourselves a regular southern gal all by her lonesome out today! "
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
" Well lookie 'ere, we got ourselves a regular southern gal all by her lonesome out today! "
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
[ Truth be told he stopped listening the moment she started talking with how lame she sounds.
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
doesn't want any part of it? "
[ ..A brief moment of silence, as she wordlessly cracks her knuckles. ]
" ..I'm frying your ass like the chicken you are.
Got it? "
[ ..A brief moment of silence, as she wordlessly cracks her knuckles. ]
" ..I'm frying your ass like the chicken you are.
Got it? "
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
[ Truth be told he stopped listening the moment she started talking with how lame she sounds.
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
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January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
[ Glaring, his icy blues stare almost irritably at the robotic doppleganger in blue steel. ]
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
[ Glaring, his icy blues stare almost irritably at the robotic doppleganger in blue steel. ]
🦔:
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
🦔:
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
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ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
July 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
" Well if it ain't the blue colored pain in the ass himself, huh ?
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
" Well if it ain't the blue colored pain in the ass himself, huh ?
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
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ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
" ... Who the HELL are you'se ? "
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
" ... Who the HELL are you'se ? "
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
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🦔: guys I want ALL of you to look at the filter i tweaked for scourge PLEASE PLEASS !!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
🦔: guys I want ALL of you to look at the filter i tweaked for scourge PLEASE PLEASS !!!
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT !
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT !
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I KNOW ROSEY'S FOLLOWING ME I CAN SMELL THE INSANITY !
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I KNOW ROSEY'S FOLLOWING ME I CAN SMELL THE INSANITY !
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
yeah yeah i know you'se missed me and allat, but please refrain on applause until further notice.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
yeah yeah i know you'se missed me and allat, but please refrain on applause until further notice.
[ staring up ala "rush hour" .. ]
anarchy be DAMNED, fuck are you so damn huge for ?
anarchy be DAMNED, fuck are you so damn huge for ?
[ ... picking at his nose,.slowly gazing down . ]
Ya say somethin', punk ?
Ya say somethin', punk ?
ATTENTION ALL DORKS AND LOSERS OF THE MULTIVERSE :
YOUR KING OF BADASSES IS HERE AND READY TO ROCK !
RESPECT THE CROWN, IDIOTS !
YOUR KING OF BADASSES IS HERE AND READY TO ROCK !
RESPECT THE CROWN, IDIOTS !
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
[ staring up ala "rush hour" .. ]
anarchy be DAMNED, fuck are you so damn huge for ?
anarchy be DAMNED, fuck are you so damn huge for ?
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ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖?
𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖
𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖?
ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖
𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖.
𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖
𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖?
ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖
𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖.
March 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖?
𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖
𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖?
ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖
𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖.
𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖
𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕖?
ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖
𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖.
" Move it chump, 'm looking for Sonic's lame blue butt and I don't feel like giving a dork like you a damn noogie or something. "
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
" Move it chump, 'm looking for Sonic's lame blue butt and I don't feel like giving a dork like you a damn noogie or something. "