THE EDGIEST HEDGEHOG
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THE ANTI HEDGEHOG OF A CRUELER DIMENSION !
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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐆 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐆 .ᐟ
Circling her like a shark was what came next as his finger pokes those precious cybernetic limbs, invading her space.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Circling her like a shark was what came next as his finger pokes those precious cybernetic limbs, invading her space.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
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" I /LITERALLY/ RAN THROUGH THE ZONE HIGHWAY AND BROKE 200 TRAFFIC LAWS JUST TO ESCAPE YA'S !
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
" I /LITERALLY/ RAN THROUGH THE ZONE HIGHWAY AND BROKE 200 TRAFFIC LAWS JUST TO ESCAPE YA'S !
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
" Miss me baby buns ~ ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
" Miss me baby buns ~ ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
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𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓;
➢ ❝ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢, 𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 .ᐟ ❞
➢ Having finally gained control of Amy's body, Rosey the Rascal will be at large on bluesky for just ONE WEEK! She'll antagonize, threaten and even try to kill you! But, legend has it, somewhere beneath all that insanity lies a good side . . .
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➢ ❝ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢, 𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 .ᐟ ❞
➢ Having finally gained control of Amy's body, Rosey the Rascal will be at large on bluesky for just ONE WEEK! She'll antagonize, threaten and even try to kill you! But, legend has it, somewhere beneath all that insanity lies a good side . . .
vvv
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 PM
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓;
➢ ❝ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢, 𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 .ᐟ ❞
➢ Having finally gained control of Amy's body, Rosey the Rascal will be at large on bluesky for just ONE WEEK! She'll antagonize, threaten and even try to kill you! But, legend has it, somewhere beneath all that insanity lies a good side . . .
vvv
➢ ❝ 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢, 𝘼𝙏 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 .ᐟ ❞
➢ Having finally gained control of Amy's body, Rosey the Rascal will be at large on bluesky for just ONE WEEK! She'll antagonize, threaten and even try to kill you! But, legend has it, somewhere beneath all that insanity lies a good side . . .
vvv
I LEFT YOU GODDAMN CHUMPS BEHIND 'CEPT FOR FI AND MY DESTRUCTIX FOR A REASON!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I LEFT YOU GODDAMN CHUMPS BEHIND 'CEPT FOR FI AND MY DESTRUCTIX FOR A REASON!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
" Well lookie 'ere, we got ourselves a regular southern gal all by her lonesome out today! "
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
" Well lookie 'ere, we got ourselves a regular southern gal all by her lonesome out today! "
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
[ Truth be told he stopped listening the moment she started talking with how lame she sounds.
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
doesn't want any part of it? "
[ ..A brief moment of silence, as she wordlessly cracks her knuckles. ]
" ..I'm frying your ass like the chicken you are.
Got it? "
[ ..A brief moment of silence, as she wordlessly cracks her knuckles. ]
" ..I'm frying your ass like the chicken you are.
Got it? "
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
[ Truth be told he stopped listening the moment she started talking with how lame she sounds.
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
But he understands what threats are, and he hides a chuckle. ]
" Pfft, yeah okay then little miss battery charger, I'm soo scared. "
[ Dismissive wave before crossing his leather clad arms. ]
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January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
[ Glaring, his icy blues stare almost irritably at the robotic doppleganger in blue steel. ]
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
[ Glaring, his icy blues stare almost irritably at the robotic doppleganger in blue steel. ]
🦔:
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
🦔:
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
widowing bunny baddie CMERE
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ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
July 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ
ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ
ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.
" Well if it ain't the blue colored pain in the ass himself, huh ?
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
" Well if it ain't the blue colored pain in the ass himself, huh ?
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
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ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ
" ... Who the HELL are you'se ? "
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
" ... Who the HELL are you'se ? "
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
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🦔: guys I want ALL of you to look at the filter i tweaked for scourge PLEASE PLEASS !!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
🦔: guys I want ALL of you to look at the filter i tweaked for scourge PLEASE PLEASS !!!
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT !
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT !
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I KNOW ROSEY'S FOLLOWING ME I CAN SMELL THE INSANITY !
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I KNOW ROSEY'S FOLLOWING ME I CAN SMELL THE INSANITY !
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NUT JOB
