THE EDGIEST HEDGEHOG
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THE ANTI HEDGEHOG OF A CRUELER DIMENSION !
adult mun| mdni
adult mun| mdni
" Aw c'mon squirt, ya look like you could use a tough guy to teach ya's the ropes 'round here!
And your's truly is just the guy. "
He's being surprisingly friendly given his delinquent appearance and sharp teeth..
And your's truly is just the guy. "
He's being surprisingly friendly given his delinquent appearance and sharp teeth..
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
" Aw c'mon squirt, ya look like you could use a tough guy to teach ya's the ropes 'round here!
And your's truly is just the guy. "
He's being surprisingly friendly given his delinquent appearance and sharp teeth..
And your's truly is just the guy. "
He's being surprisingly friendly given his delinquent appearance and sharp teeth..
Shrugging shoulders in jest of his refusal to converse any further with the bully in green.
" Aw c'mon lil homie, don't ya know how to greet a new pal ? "
" Aw c'mon lil homie, don't ya know how to greet a new pal ? "
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Shrugging shoulders in jest of his refusal to converse any further with the bully in green.
" Aw c'mon lil homie, don't ya know how to greet a new pal ? "
" Aw c'mon lil homie, don't ya know how to greet a new pal ? "
" motherF#@$$ER ! "
Holding his foot in toonish agony while hopping up and down like a child, was that really necessary?
Holding his foot in toonish agony while hopping up and down like a child, was that really necessary?
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
" motherF#@$$ER ! "
Holding his foot in toonish agony while hopping up and down like a child, was that really necessary?
Holding his foot in toonish agony while hopping up and down like a child, was that really necessary?
Zipping in front of him at alarming speeds before lowering shades, introducing himself.
" 'ey there runt, i didn't even get to know yer' name yet and i already got the cold shoulder from you this fast .. ouch man ! "
His body language is hard to pin down but it can't be good ..
" 'ey there runt, i didn't even get to know yer' name yet and i already got the cold shoulder from you this fast .. ouch man ! "
His body language is hard to pin down but it can't be good ..
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Zipping in front of him at alarming speeds before lowering shades, introducing himself.
" 'ey there runt, i didn't even get to know yer' name yet and i already got the cold shoulder from you this fast .. ouch man ! "
His body language is hard to pin down but it can't be good ..
" 'ey there runt, i didn't even get to know yer' name yet and i already got the cold shoulder from you this fast .. ouch man ! "
His body language is hard to pin down but it can't be good ..
" ease up Fi, what's a little chaos this time of day 'round here ? "
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
" ease up Fi, what's a little chaos this time of day 'round here ? "
" Don'tcha know it's totally rude to talk about people that are listening to ya, ya little runt ? "
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
" Don'tcha know it's totally rude to talk about people that are listening to ya, ya little runt ? "
Insert the smuggest of all smug looks of all time never before seen on one single hedgehog.
He can tell he's getting under her skin with words alone and he enjoys every second of it all !
" Pfft, someone's all hoppity this afternoon, that time of the month already hitting this fast, Buns ? "
He can tell he's getting under her skin with words alone and he enjoys every second of it all !
" Pfft, someone's all hoppity this afternoon, that time of the month already hitting this fast, Buns ? "
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Insert the smuggest of all smug looks of all time never before seen on one single hedgehog.
He can tell he's getting under her skin with words alone and he enjoys every second of it all !
" Pfft, someone's all hoppity this afternoon, that time of the month already hitting this fast, Buns ? "
He can tell he's getting under her skin with words alone and he enjoys every second of it all !
" Pfft, someone's all hoppity this afternoon, that time of the month already hitting this fast, Buns ? "
Circling her like a shark was what came next as his finger pokes those precious cybernetic limbs, invading her space.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Circling her like a shark was what came next as his finger pokes those precious cybernetic limbs, invading her space.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
" Easy buns, after all who says that a king can't visit every once in a while without any chaos ? "
He's lying as easily as he breathes and he knows it.
" I /LITERALLY/ RAN THROUGH THE ZONE HIGHWAY AND BROKE 200 TRAFFIC LAWS JUST TO ESCAPE YA'S !
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
" I /LITERALLY/ RAN THROUGH THE ZONE HIGHWAY AND BROKE 200 TRAFFIC LAWS JUST TO ESCAPE YA'S !
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
DO YOU'SE GOT A TRACKER CHIP ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING?? "
" Miss me baby buns ~ ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
" Miss me baby buns ~ ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
His shit eating grin was on full display as he narrows his avacado hued lids in her direction.
He can practically feel her disgust and finds it hilarious each time they cross paths.
" What happened to southern hospitality and all that shit ? "
I LEFT YOU GODDAMN CHUMPS BEHIND 'CEPT FOR FI AND MY DESTRUCTIX FOR A REASON!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I LEFT YOU GODDAMN CHUMPS BEHIND 'CEPT FOR FI AND MY DESTRUCTIX FOR A REASON!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
TAKE A HIKE, YA LOONEY BROAD!
" Well lookie 'ere, we got ourselves a regular southern gal all by her lonesome out today! "
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
" Well lookie 'ere, we got ourselves a regular southern gal all by her lonesome out today! "
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
Fingers pinch edge of shades in taunting jest, almost flirty.
" And let's say I do whatever the hell I want, with whoever the hell I want and whenever I fuckin' want to, what exactly can some punk ass with baggy pants and a shitty hairstyle do to stop me ? "
His shark teeth glisten in mocking threat, he doesn't find her intimidating in the slightest.
His shark teeth glisten in mocking threat, he doesn't find her intimidating in the slightest.
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
" And let's say I do whatever the hell I want, with whoever the hell I want and whenever I fuckin' want to, what exactly can some punk ass with baggy pants and a shitty hairstyle do to stop me ? "
His shark teeth glisten in mocking threat, he doesn't find her intimidating in the slightest.
His shark teeth glisten in mocking threat, he doesn't find her intimidating in the slightest.
[ Glaring, his icy blues stare almost irritably at the robotic doppleganger in blue steel. ]
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
[ Glaring, his icy blues stare almost irritably at the robotic doppleganger in blue steel. ]
" Well if it ain't the blue colored pain in the ass himself, huh ?
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
" Well if it ain't the blue colored pain in the ass himself, huh ?
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
Thought I'd drop by and thrash yer ' ass for old times sake ~ "
" ... Who the HELL are you'se ? "
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
" ... Who the HELL are you'se ? "
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
[ Lowering crimson shades in what could be confusion. ]
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January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT !
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT !
yeah yeah i know you'se missed me and allat, but please refrain on applause until further notice.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
yeah yeah i know you'se missed me and allat, but please refrain on applause until further notice.
" Move it chump, 'm looking for Sonic's lame blue butt and I don't feel like giving a dork like you a damn noogie or something. "
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
" Move it chump, 'm looking for Sonic's lame blue butt and I don't feel like giving a dork like you a damn noogie or something. "
ATTENTION ALL DORKS AND LOSERS OF THE MULTIVERSE :
YOUR KING OF BADASSES IS HERE AND READY TO ROCK !
RESPECT THE CROWN, IDIOTS !
YOUR KING OF BADASSES IS HERE AND READY TO ROCK !
RESPECT THE CROWN, IDIOTS !
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
ATTENTION ALL DORKS AND LOSERS OF THE MULTIVERSE :
YOUR KING OF BADASSES IS HERE AND READY TO ROCK !
RESPECT THE CROWN, IDIOTS !
YOUR KING OF BADASSES IS HERE AND READY TO ROCK !
RESPECT THE CROWN, IDIOTS !
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January 29, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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