Storm the Albatross
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𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙚.
Resident strongman of the Babylon Rogues. Often comes off as dopey, but can be a history buff...emphasis on the word 𝘣𝘶𝘧𝘧.
Sonic RP / MVRP
NO LEWD
Resident strongman of the Babylon Rogues. Often comes off as dopey, but can be a history buff...emphasis on the word 𝘣𝘶𝘧𝘧.
Sonic RP / MVRP
NO LEWD
Pinned
[ TEMPORARY PIN that totally won't sit around for a year ]
STORM THE ALBATROSS
Proud strongman and team muscle of the Babylon Rogues (and surprisingly good cook)
>Will fight anything that moves<
Adult Mun and Adult Muse (Storm is 19 in canon, mine is 22)
STORM THE ALBATROSS
Proud strongman and team muscle of the Babylon Rogues (and surprisingly good cook)
>Will fight anything that moves<
Adult Mun and Adult Muse (Storm is 19 in canon, mine is 22)
BOSS YER REALLY STARTIN' TA SOUND LIKE YER PROJECTIN' HERE!
I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS!
PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS!
I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS!
PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS!
OH JUST TO BE TRAPPED IN TONY THE TIGER'S THIGHS AS HE CRADLES YOU IN HIS WARM BODY LIKE A CACCOON, HIS MUSCLES MOIST WITH SWEAT AFTER A WORKOUT
IS...IS DAT DA WHOLE REASON YOU STARTED DIS MESS!? JUST TA TRICK ME INTO TALKIN' ABOUT...
...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN!
WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!
...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN!
WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
BOSS YER REALLY STARTIN' TA SOUND LIKE YER PROJECTIN' HERE!
I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS!
PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS!
I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS!
PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS!
IS...IS DAT DA WHOLE REASON YOU STARTED DIS MESS!? JUST TA TRICK ME INTO TALKIN' ABOUT...
...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN!
WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!
...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN!
WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!
YEAH YOU WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU!? MISTER BIG BARA MUSCLE MAN. YOU WANNA FUCK TONY THE TIGER, DON'T YOU!? HUH!? YOU JUST WANT HIM TO WRAP HIS BIG MUSCLED ARMS AROUND YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU TIGHT WHILE YOU FUCK HIM, HUH!?
BOSS DAT...
DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY.
IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!
DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY.
IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
IS...IS DAT DA WHOLE REASON YOU STARTED DIS MESS!? JUST TA TRICK ME INTO TALKIN' ABOUT...
...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN!
WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!
...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN!
WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!
BOSS DAT...
DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY.
IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!
DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY.
IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!
Storm...Stormstormstormstormstorm.
I...am a visionary, okay?
Besides, I just really like that funny toucan. He's great. I love it when he says "THEYYYY'RE GREAT"
I...am a visionary, okay?
Besides, I just really like that funny toucan. He's great. I love it when he says "THEYYYY'RE GREAT"
Outta FRUIT LOOPS!?
DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!
DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!
January 4, 2026 at 11:47 AM
BOSS DAT...
DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY.
IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!
DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY.
IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!
Outta FRUIT LOOPS!?
DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!
DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!
I was TRYING to make alfredo sauce, thank you very much!
I uh...I caught da Boss in da kitchen again.
He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.
He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Outta FRUIT LOOPS!?
DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!
DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!
I uh...I caught da Boss in da kitchen again.
He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.
He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I uh...I caught da Boss in da kitchen again.
He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.
He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.
Don't even think he was tryin'.
I wouldn't try if I was against us, neitha.
I wouldn't try if I was against us, neitha.
Sonic the Hedgehog is slow af can't even beat us even with rival status.
What an actual loser.
What an actual loser.
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Don't even think he was tryin'.
I wouldn't try if I was against us, neitha.
I wouldn't try if I was against us, neitha.
"See, da Boss takes every game he plays real serious-like."
"He's competitive down to da core. Anytime he does anything, he wants to be da best at it."
"He's competitive down to da core. Anytime he does anything, he wants to be da best at it."
“Why? What’s so bad about it?
Just game isn’t it?”
Tron is very clueless about things related to video games.
Just game isn’t it?”
Tron is very clueless about things related to video games.
"Well uh..."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"See, da Boss takes every game he plays real serious-like."
"He's competitive down to da core. Anytime he does anything, he wants to be da best at it."
"He's competitive down to da core. Anytime he does anything, he wants to be da best at it."
"I ain't sayin' I do, neitha."
"Just dat he gets pretty uh...pretty carried away wit it."
"Just dat he gets pretty uh...pretty carried away wit it."
“Can’t say I blame him.”
"Well uh..."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"I ain't sayin' I do, neitha."
"Just dat he gets pretty uh...pretty carried away wit it."
"Just dat he gets pretty uh...pretty carried away wit it."
"Well uh..."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
“What happened with the first two times?”
Why is da Boss arguin' with an entire company again about their go kart game?
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Well uh..."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
"Da boss HATES Mario Kart."
"I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."
"Huh...well I guess they do."
"Boss really likes dose games. There's one where ya get ta do backflips in a dinosaur."
"Boss really likes dose games. There's one where ya get ta do backflips in a dinosaur."
“You... realize they have the Crusin’ series, right?”
Why is da Boss arguin' with an entire company again about their go kart game?
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Huh...well I guess they do."
"Boss really likes dose games. There's one where ya get ta do backflips in a dinosaur."
"Boss really likes dose games. There's one where ya get ta do backflips in a dinosaur."
Why is da Boss arguin' with an entire company again about their go kart game?
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Why is da Boss arguin' with an entire company again about their go kart game?
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
This has gotta be da third time it's happened.
The seabird starts grasping at his own head.
"AAAAGH, can't we just have a fight be a fight!? I mean...look don't take dis da wrong way but...I ain't really into ya, ya know...I just wanna test my strength against someone strong."
"AAAAGH, can't we just have a fight be a fight!? I mean...look don't take dis da wrong way but...I ain't really into ya, ya know...I just wanna test my strength against someone strong."
"From where I stand, I hardly see a difference, my FINE, feathered 'friend'. You would like nothing more than to leave me panting in your wake, so you can add me as another one of your conquests. Another 'notch' on your headboard, even~!" He chuckled darkly.
"IT AIN'T A-"
"Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!"
"Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!"
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The seabird starts grasping at his own head.
"AAAAGH, can't we just have a fight be a fight!? I mean...look don't take dis da wrong way but...I ain't really into ya, ya know...I just wanna test my strength against someone strong."
"AAAAGH, can't we just have a fight be a fight!? I mean...look don't take dis da wrong way but...I ain't really into ya, ya know...I just wanna test my strength against someone strong."
"IT AIN'T A-"
"Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!"
"Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!"
"Ah, yes. Our 'first date'. Admittedly, it ended a bit abruptly, and neither of us were able to be satisfied. But if you're still thinking about that much? After aaaaaaaaallllllll this time? Perhaps I left a better...or worse...impression than I realized!"
"Don't start actin' cute. We just got some unfinished business, dat's all."
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"IT AIN'T A-"
"Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!"
"Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!"
"Don't start actin' cute. We just got some unfinished business, dat's all."
"Ah, he remembers me! What can I say besides that I'm flattered!"
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Don't start actin' cute. We just got some unfinished business, dat's all."
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
(( Was looking up VA opportunities to be Storm and uhhh... ))
(( Hmmm this icon for Storm here is...familiar. ))
(( Hmmm this icon for Storm here is...familiar. ))
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
(( Was looking up VA opportunities to be Storm and uhhh... ))
(( Hmmm this icon for Storm here is...familiar. ))
(( Hmmm this icon for Storm here is...familiar. ))
Gotta always hang onto da good stuff.
Like Randy Savage vs Ricky da Dragon Steamboat.
Like Randy Savage vs Ricky da Dragon Steamboat.
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gotta always hang onto da good stuff.
Like Randy Savage vs Ricky da Dragon Steamboat.
Like Randy Savage vs Ricky da Dragon Steamboat.
What's wrong wit havin' wrestlin' tapes on VHS?
Dat's da best way ta watch wrestlin'.
Dat's da best way ta watch wrestlin'.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What's wrong wit havin' wrestlin' tapes on VHS?
Dat's da best way ta watch wrestlin'.
Dat's da best way ta watch wrestlin'.
"Eh, Never said I cared. Buncha dummies wanna mouth off, I'll shut 'em up da best way I know how."
"You're not dopey. People just don't get there's more than one type of intelligence."
"An' people try ta call me dopey."
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"Eh, Never said I cared. Buncha dummies wanna mouth off, I'll shut 'em up da best way I know how."
"An' people try ta call me dopey."
"None of you ever heard of a false identity?"
"Can't even comprehend it?"
"The wonders of modern society."
"Can't even comprehend it?"
"The wonders of modern society."
October 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"An' people try ta call me dopey."
Lemme tell ya somethin.
Da trick ta good pizza starts wit buildin strength in da dough. Ya fold it a bunch and it gets strong enough ta stretch by hand.
You take a rollin pin to pizza dough and I take a rollin pin ta you.
Da trick ta good pizza starts wit buildin strength in da dough. Ya fold it a bunch and it gets strong enough ta stretch by hand.
You take a rollin pin to pizza dough and I take a rollin pin ta you.
Not to correct ya or nuthin', Boss...
But I already MADE da pizza.
You want a slice?
But I already MADE da pizza.
You want a slice?
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lemme tell ya somethin.
Da trick ta good pizza starts wit buildin strength in da dough. Ya fold it a bunch and it gets strong enough ta stretch by hand.
You take a rollin pin to pizza dough and I take a rollin pin ta you.
Da trick ta good pizza starts wit buildin strength in da dough. Ya fold it a bunch and it gets strong enough ta stretch by hand.
You take a rollin pin to pizza dough and I take a rollin pin ta you.
Not to correct ya or nuthin', Boss...
But I already MADE da pizza.
You want a slice?
But I already MADE da pizza.
You want a slice?
October 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not to correct ya or nuthin', Boss...
But I already MADE da pizza.
You want a slice?
But I already MADE da pizza.
You want a slice?
"Heh...like it!," the seabird proudly puffs out his chest.
"Got da recipie while we was in Spagonia!"
"Got da recipie while we was in Spagonia!"
" Hey?! " Well, that goes his second lunch...
" ..Fine... " He takes a bite of his SINGLE sandwich and... It's delicious!
" ..Fine... " He takes a bite of his SINGLE sandwich and... It's delicious!
At which point, the seabird snatches back one of them.
"One."
"You get one...just like everyone else."
"One."
"You get one...just like everyone else."
October 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Heh...like it!," the seabird proudly puffs out his chest.
"Got da recipie while we was in Spagonia!"
"Got da recipie while we was in Spagonia!"
[ Storm immediately pulls the plate away. ]
"Nuh-uh! You ain't takin' another!"
"I ain't no screwup! And I'm tired of ya tellin me dat I am!"
"Nuh-uh! You ain't takin' another!"
"I ain't no screwup! And I'm tired of ya tellin me dat I am!"
[ Another bite— ]
" Ya say tha', but then ya tend t' jus' ... "
[ A small hand wave, as he gave off a hoggish snort . ]
" Mess up th' finer details o' important things . Hell, 'm shocked ya didn't smother it in sauce ... "
[ ... one last bite, immediately reaching for another sandwich— ]
" Ya say tha', but then ya tend t' jus' ... "
[ A small hand wave, as he gave off a hoggish snort . ]
" Mess up th' finer details o' important things . Hell, 'm shocked ya didn't smother it in sauce ... "
[ ... one last bite, immediately reaching for another sandwich— ]
Storm's face lit up at first...though quickly faded away.
"Well...y-yeah, but...den it wouldn't be da same kinda sandwich. I wouldn't be doin' da origins of da recipe any justice."
"And whaddya mean, someone like me? I know what I'm doin!"
"Well...y-yeah, but...den it wouldn't be da same kinda sandwich. I wouldn't be doin' da origins of da recipe any justice."
"And whaddya mean, someone like me? I know what I'm doin!"
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[ Storm immediately pulls the plate away. ]
"Nuh-uh! You ain't takin' another!"
"I ain't no screwup! And I'm tired of ya tellin me dat I am!"
"Nuh-uh! You ain't takin' another!"
"I ain't no screwup! And I'm tired of ya tellin me dat I am!"