Captain Ted
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Captain Ted
@captainted5.bsky.social
Just a sailing 🐻⛵ with added Rally Marshalling 🚗🧡
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CTB & Michael Baublé go to tell Snowman it’s #Advent. Like Snowman, The Baublé is always up for crooning a classic Christmas song at any time of year, but the stirring sound of St Andrew’s Day bagpipes and the scent of Irn Bru heralds ‘𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘩 𝘓𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘥’ in the style of Lewis Capaldi.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Mr O'Brien has landed a proper journalism job in case it doesn't work out. @mrjamesob.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Today there is Weasel Friday
Everything just the price it should be.
I charge a fair price all year. If you need a new washing machine go for it, but otherwise billionaires have enough, support small business, craftspeople and artists where you can -we appreciate it!
Yule collection tomorrow!
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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TIL I learned there is a What3Words Squealing Piggy Trump on the Isle of Man.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Andrew does still have a title.
Clue: it’s pretty close to mine.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The scariest thing here?

Running out of scones.
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social I wouldn’t normally ask for a repost of anything but could you help get the message out. supportjamaica.gov.jm this is the official government page. 🙏
Support Jamaica
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In case anyone was wondering where we keep our most prized objects, it’s not here.
September 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I'm at Blyton Race Track and sitting on a really old hand built racing car!'
September 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Captain Ted: 'We are watching the Mallaig Lifeboat practising mooring at The Old Forge pier. We are very proud #RNLI
August 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hoomans saw the #ScottishMeteor last night. Very bright with a sonic boom!
July 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Ooh! You're now famous! #DeadRingers
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Mr Huggles: 'Up there is a nest of four swallow fledglings. The hoomans can't take decent wildlife pictures!'
June 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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A note on Brexit.
Ten years ago, I could have sailed from Nieuwpoort in Belgium direct to Dover.
Today, I had to stop in Calais, fill in a form, get a passport stamp, wait for the marina gate, sail to Dover, fill in another form, wait two hours for my Dutch shipmate to get clearance...
May 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It's Bank Holiday #MosaicMonday !

Here's the happiest fish in the #Roman Empire to celebrate

He's one cheery fella 🐠

From the frigidarium of the bathhouse at Great Witcombe villa #Gloucestershire

📷 English Heritage. For more see:

www.english-heritage.org.uk/visit/places...
May 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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🦅🚨
🥚🥚🥚🥚!!!

FOUR EGGS! We didn't even know that was possible.

chichesterperegrinesblog.co.uk
April 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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#fabulamurina (mouse story) 391
Silvius in aure Vibrissae* secretum susurrat (Silvius is whispering a secret in Vibrissa's ear). feles aliquantulum suspiciosa videtur... (The cat seems a little suspicious). quid dicit musculus? (What is the little mouse saying?)
*iterum Merlinus (Merlin again)
February 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mr Huggles: 'After a disappointing Grizedale Rally I've been treated to some nice whisky, cheers!'
December 26, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Betty: 'Carrot and coriander soup for Christmas Eve!'
December 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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We probably all know someone who might need one of these numbers.
Use the #JoinIn hashtag.
And these ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
December 6, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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How many Border Terriers is too many? I made all the crochet ones (and the frog), the wooden ones are @rokandwag.bsky.social and the M&J hand painted one is by The Quaint and Quirky. I love my eclectic decs.
December 1, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Mr FT: 'I'm being hoisted up by my hoomans to see the switch on of the Robin Royd lights. It's the last year Mr Derek is holding it'.
December 1, 2024 at 5:58 PM