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CaptainPileDriver
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Love fighting games, Kaiju, manga, games and lots of stuff. can barely afford to live anymore but we keep going.
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please help me. i've never had to plead for money before but this sudden car damage/issue is to much and i don't have enough to get anywhere close to covering it. please, any amount is more than nothing so please. i don't know what else to do at this point. i need help.
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Being a writer for The Boys and Gen V gotta be the easiest shit in the world, look at twitter and the news and the script writes itself.
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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People don't follow games news at all and it says Bungie on it and they enjoyed Halo 10 years ago and they know what the Marathon name is. Like everything stupid fuck hack criminal shit about this game has reached less than 1% of the global audience.
@patstaresat.bsky.social Marathon is at the top 10 selling steam games right now and its just pre-purchase? Why?
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Just finished to watch Lythero's Rivals video sooo here some shenanigoons doodles
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Elena💛
(Timelapse here)
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January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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It’s all SA culture, from top to bottom
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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It’s become the newest trend to showcase photos from 2016 but contractually I can’t post a photo from 10 years ago without showing what I look like now
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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It's becoming farcical at this point how every CEO in the fucking world is jumping in front of the bullet for AI and it's still not gonna stop anyone from hating it. It's the ultimate demonstration of how out of touch they are.
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Who wants to come hang out & watch me play games on a lazy Monday?

(Game: Crypt Custodian)
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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~kept you waiting, huh?~
~kept you waiting, huh?~
~kept you waiting, huh?~
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Apparently the AI bros are on another round of "Hatsune Miku is AI, checkmate luddites" so this is just a reminder that the singer behind Miku was paid and still earns royalties, and beyond that, Miku is nothing more than a MIDI soundboard with advanced pitch converter options, it is not genAI.
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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I’m here for the 100% disapproval rating in the replies.
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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EVERYONE: the fascists are killing us

SCHUMER: five buckets
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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He’s really bad at this tulpamancy thing, huh?
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Schedule for the week! We got Caitlyn and Farming! See you at twitch.tv/patstaresat and youtube.com/patstaresatlive!
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Dude let me tell you, Legends of Runeterra was so fucking good and Riot up and killed it then are trying to make Riftbound a thing like you aren’t making it happen
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.
This is so smart. I’m so impressed with all the different ways you’re helping your neighbors.
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.

The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:

thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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:DD

Chun-li I guess?
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM