Captain Blood
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Two sets of twins. Literally grew up in a big league dugout. What else can I say?
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Sorry to see him go. I enjoyed most of his movies.
“ I love the smell of napalm in the morning”https://apnews.com/article/robert-duvall-dead-6ddb67ba5e2242ba9dd96f29b4ce242a
“ I love the smell of napalm in the morning”https://apnews.com/article/robert-duvall-dead-6ddb67ba5e2242ba9dd96f29b4ce242a
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Sorry to see him go. I enjoyed most of his movies.
“ I love the smell of napalm in the morning”https://apnews.com/article/robert-duvall-dead-6ddb67ba5e2242ba9dd96f29b4ce242a
“ I love the smell of napalm in the morning”https://apnews.com/article/robert-duvall-dead-6ddb67ba5e2242ba9dd96f29b4ce242a
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Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/
“His own terms”.
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
“His own terms”.
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Fake Starlink Service Exposes Russian Positions
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Fake Starlink Service Exposes Russian Positions
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This is their whole M.O. right here.
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is their whole M.O. right here.
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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
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“The Dow is over 50,000 right now.”
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
“The Dow is over 50,000 right now.”
"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO
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February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Happy corporate spending day!
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Happy corporate spending day!
So you may ask: how is the war against the doves going?
Not well, my friends, not well
Not well, my friends, not well
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
So you may ask: how is the war against the doves going?
Not well, my friends, not well
Not well, my friends, not well
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The End, Jim Morrison (the doors)
Not the version with the crickets and bugs.
Not the version with the crickets and bugs.
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The End, Jim Morrison (the doors)
Not the version with the crickets and bugs.
Not the version with the crickets and bugs.
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DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting https://theonion.com/draftkings-introduces-in-dream-betting/
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting https://theonion.com/draftkings-introduces-in-dream-betting/
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In today’s Wumao Soup, we’ll tell you 15 things about the People’s Republic of China that you didn’t learn from TikTok, Douyin or DeepSeek.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:12 PM
In today’s Wumao Soup, we’ll tell you 15 things about the People’s Republic of China that you didn’t learn from TikTok, Douyin or DeepSeek.
1/20
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RFK, Jr. says a Harvard researcher cured schizophrenia by feeding his patient a meat-heavy keto diet. The Harvard researcher says he did not. For busy schizophrenic lovers of beef tallow, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
RFK, Jr. says a Harvard researcher cured schizophrenia by feeding his patient a meat-heavy keto diet. The Harvard researcher says he did not. For busy schizophrenic lovers of beef tallow, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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For the LOTR fans…
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
For the LOTR fans…
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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wilton had been ...
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February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
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The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET.
The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.
The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET.
The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.
The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.
Here is the unveiling! Every year we make a baked good to represent a team we want to win the Super Bowl. This will be our second Seahawk Cake.
It is a cinnamon crumble cake.
It is a cinnamon crumble cake.
February 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Here is the unveiling! Every year we make a baked good to represent a team we want to win the Super Bowl. This will be our second Seahawk Cake.
It is a cinnamon crumble cake.
It is a cinnamon crumble cake.