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CapnMarrrrk
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Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
Mac Tonnies, his short stories
Out of print for thirty years
substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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The DOJ just took down pages with detailed descriptions of Trump engaged in child rape and other pedophilia. We don't know if they have been corroborated, but we already know this DOJ will deny everything on behalf of their client.
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The pedophile rapist president's DOJ is pulling incriminating PDFs as soon as they're posted on the Epstein site.
The pedophile rapist president is having people arrested for exercising their first amendment rights. They're isn't enough irony in the universe
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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I hope all the journalists who have kept quiet about Trump’s dementia now understand that they are not doing themselves any favors.

Tell the truth for your own sake.
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 PM
When everyone becomes a "Domestic Terrorist", no one becomes a "Domestic Terrorists."
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
So will we get the real autopsy results or some shit like, "He had the heart of a 30 year old man! Look, it was 3 times the size of a regular man of his age. He was 3x as healthy." Even though he'll be utterly dead?
i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Minnesota Rebel Alliance quilt block, free pattern by QuiltByNight. Made with love for the people of Minnesota, their courage and strength are an inspiration. #abolishICE
🩵💙🩵
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Protest AND dance party
Protests need to be more like coordinated rolling flash mobs which show up in unexpected and alarming places, do massive disruption, and disappear before anyone can respond, then regroup and get ready to leap-frog to the next planned event.
Blow their fucking minds with like 30 people altogether.
January 26, 2026 at 12:43 PM
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
So at the age of 83 my mom is getting her first pet in 50 years. She's very excited.

#AbolishIce
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Obligatory weather skeet.

I've also heard Curtis Armstrong is a Baker Street Irregular and very kind.

#AbolishIce
Better Off Dead... (1985) Pure Snow
YouTube video by Phuck Yiu
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I love my little nugget with all my heart.
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Board of Peace - Season 1
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Kudos to the NYT editor who took “Appears to” out of the lead headline (finally)
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Yes. By all means, embrace the penguin. Please.
youtu.be/11gOV4FhuCk?...
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I need a Vitus Reflux plant STAT!

Precious little cinnamon roll fungus.
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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to think I could've been born a tardigrade on a volcanic ocean vent, and instead, this
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I have to break up this tableau to get Sleepy here reluctantly outside to pee so she can go upstairs and go to bed.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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My friend Pixie made me a Krampus mask out of foam and air clay.

You should tell @eddiehill.bsky.social how awesome his wife and mask are.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My friend Pixie made me a Krampus mask out of foam and air clay.

You should tell @eddiehill.bsky.social how awesome his wife and mask are.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Ook
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
So Bryan Fuller's Dust Bunny is 100% the Pushing Daisies universe.
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM