CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
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I see everyone is getting a first hand understanding how reading a cursed text can drive one to madness…
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I see everyone is getting a first hand understanding how reading a cursed text can drive one to madness…
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
Ia! Ia! F’Thagan!
Olivia Nuzzi over in the corner GUSHING!
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Olivia Nuzzi over in the corner GUSHING!
Thrilling Tales of Fucking Bullshit - Chapter 6
I got a phone with a stylus when I upgraded because I thought it would be fun to use. And it was. 2 weeks later I lost it.
Bit the bullet. Got a replacement. 2 weeks later, lost it.
No-Ho! No-Ho!
No stylus life for me.
I got a phone with a stylus when I upgraded because I thought it would be fun to use. And it was. 2 weeks later I lost it.
Bit the bullet. Got a replacement. 2 weeks later, lost it.
No-Ho! No-Ho!
No stylus life for me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thrilling Tales of Fucking Bullshit - Chapter 6
I got a phone with a stylus when I upgraded because I thought it would be fun to use. And it was. 2 weeks later I lost it.
Bit the bullet. Got a replacement. 2 weeks later, lost it.
No-Ho! No-Ho!
No stylus life for me.
I got a phone with a stylus when I upgraded because I thought it would be fun to use. And it was. 2 weeks later I lost it.
Bit the bullet. Got a replacement. 2 weeks later, lost it.
No-Ho! No-Ho!
No stylus life for me.
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Time to bust this out again... 🥓
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Time to bust this out again... 🥓
Me in my little team meeting:
I'm Jew by ethnicity not by religion. I don't know anything about Judaism but I swear I will play the religion card if it means I get out of singing Christmas Carols for the (larger) Team Christmas Party.
*crickets
It's ok. You can laugh.
I'm Jew by ethnicity not by religion. I don't know anything about Judaism but I swear I will play the religion card if it means I get out of singing Christmas Carols for the (larger) Team Christmas Party.
*crickets
It's ok. You can laugh.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me in my little team meeting:
I'm Jew by ethnicity not by religion. I don't know anything about Judaism but I swear I will play the religion card if it means I get out of singing Christmas Carols for the (larger) Team Christmas Party.
*crickets
It's ok. You can laugh.
I'm Jew by ethnicity not by religion. I don't know anything about Judaism but I swear I will play the religion card if it means I get out of singing Christmas Carols for the (larger) Team Christmas Party.
*crickets
It's ok. You can laugh.
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This imp’s for you
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This imp’s for you
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Mannnn the world would be a so much better place if these Billionaires, Pedophiles, Billionaire Pedophiles took the Hemingway instead of this One Day At A Time Thermodynamic bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Mannnn the world would be a so much better place if these Billionaires, Pedophiles, Billionaire Pedophiles took the Hemingway instead of this One Day At A Time Thermodynamic bullshit.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mannnn the world would be a so much better place if these Billionaires, Pedophiles, Billionaire Pedophiles took the Hemingway instead of this One Day At A Time Thermodynamic bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Mannnn the world would be a so much better place if these Billionaires, Pedophiles, Billionaire Pedophiles took the Hemingway instead of this One Day At A Time Thermodynamic bullshit.
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Thing I was just reminded of: my morning alarm for years has been Once in a Lifetime. Recently I switched it to Spotify favorites random.
This morning I heard the opening but I came to consciousness on my back playing air guitar.
That's never happened before.
open.spotify.com/track/343iSx...
This morning I heard the opening but I came to consciousness on my back playing air guitar.
That's never happened before.
open.spotify.com/track/343iSx...
Hanging On The Telephone - Remastered 2001
open.spotify.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Thing I was just reminded of: my morning alarm for years has been Once in a Lifetime. Recently I switched it to Spotify favorites random.
This morning I heard the opening but I came to consciousness on my back playing air guitar.
That's never happened before.
open.spotify.com/track/343iSx...
This morning I heard the opening but I came to consciousness on my back playing air guitar.
That's never happened before.
open.spotify.com/track/343iSx...
Polyamory/ENM inadvertent and deliberate has blown up in my face twice now leaving me with emotional triggers.
I find myself here again and realize I need to develop emotional plasticity if I want to be my Best Self.
I just realized that's a thing. So 50% of the work is already done.
ZOOM!
I find myself here again and realize I need to develop emotional plasticity if I want to be my Best Self.
I just realized that's a thing. So 50% of the work is already done.
ZOOM!
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Polyamory/ENM inadvertent and deliberate has blown up in my face twice now leaving me with emotional triggers.
I find myself here again and realize I need to develop emotional plasticity if I want to be my Best Self.
I just realized that's a thing. So 50% of the work is already done.
ZOOM!
I find myself here again and realize I need to develop emotional plasticity if I want to be my Best Self.
I just realized that's a thing. So 50% of the work is already done.
ZOOM!
Adventures in RTO: A woman I have hardly spoken to and wouldn't recognize her outside the office walking and introducing a new guy around whom I will never speak more than two words to.
"Marrrrk, this is x"
Me: Hi
Internally: I don't care.
At work I am a terrible higher ordered being.
"Marrrrk, this is x"
Me: Hi
Internally: I don't care.
At work I am a terrible higher ordered being.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Adventures in RTO: A woman I have hardly spoken to and wouldn't recognize her outside the office walking and introducing a new guy around whom I will never speak more than two words to.
"Marrrrk, this is x"
Me: Hi
Internally: I don't care.
At work I am a terrible higher ordered being.
"Marrrrk, this is x"
Me: Hi
Internally: I don't care.
At work I am a terrible higher ordered being.
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Update 3: She had an allergic reaction to OTC lidocaine patches for her cracked rib so feeling better I dropped off several of my prescription ones (feeling better today). We hung out for several hours.
When I got home sent me a song she had written for/about me.
When I got home sent me a song she had written for/about me.
Update 2: Took Friday to work at her apt and keep her company.
Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all.
"So I guess I can call you my GF?"
"I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one"
I'm melting here
Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all.
"So I guess I can call you my GF?"
"I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one"
I'm melting here
Update:
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Update 3: She had an allergic reaction to OTC lidocaine patches for her cracked rib so feeling better I dropped off several of my prescription ones (feeling better today). We hung out for several hours.
When I got home sent me a song she had written for/about me.
When I got home sent me a song she had written for/about me.
Update 2: Took Friday to work at her apt and keep her company.
Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all.
"So I guess I can call you my GF?"
"I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one"
I'm melting here
Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all.
"So I guess I can call you my GF?"
"I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one"
I'm melting here
Update:
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
Woman I'm dating is laid up in bed with injuries so we layed in bed and shared music.
We played each other songs we want played at our funerals.
That means something right?
We played each other songs we want played at our funerals.
That means something right?
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Update 2: Took Friday to work at her apt and keep her company.
Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all.
"So I guess I can call you my GF?"
"I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one"
I'm melting here
Today I got Sciatica in the late night and she wanted to pick me up from the hospital, broken leg/rib and all.
"So I guess I can call you my GF?"
"I've been telling everyone your my partner because you act like one"
I'm melting here
Today I learned what Sciatica is. The hard way. Pain levels in the 8,9,10 range where all rational thought lives and you're yelling curse words.
The hospital basically gave me some weak sauce meds and sent me home in the same state I arrived.
Fucking fuck
The hospital basically gave me some weak sauce meds and sent me home in the same state I arrived.
Fucking fuck
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Today I learned what Sciatica is. The hard way. Pain levels in the 8,9,10 range where all rational thought lives and you're yelling curse words.
The hospital basically gave me some weak sauce meds and sent me home in the same state I arrived.
Fucking fuck
The hospital basically gave me some weak sauce meds and sent me home in the same state I arrived.
Fucking fuck
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this part terrifies me
also:
also:
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November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
this part terrifies me
also:
also:
Reading the comments about Pluribus Ep 3. on Reddit, it would appear to me that we lost an entire generation of Media Literacy. Anything smacking of character/story development that lasts longer than 2 minutes is boring. Anything that doesn't immediately advance the story is "filler"
Yeesh!
Yeesh!
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reading the comments about Pluribus Ep 3. on Reddit, it would appear to me that we lost an entire generation of Media Literacy. Anything smacking of character/story development that lasts longer than 2 minutes is boring. Anything that doesn't immediately advance the story is "filler"
Yeesh!
Yeesh!
Happy Cognitohazard Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy Cognitohazard Friday!
I'm tempted to join just to see if I can get Jesus to either try to talk me into committing suicide or giving me the recipe for napalm.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm tempted to join just to see if I can get Jesus to either try to talk me into committing suicide or giving me the recipe for napalm.
Filmed in Hawleyvision
“that’s not oppression, that’s order” she says before lying motionless underneath the rhythmically heaving bulk of her ice agent/truck guy/youth pastor husband
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Filmed in Hawleyvision
Update:
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
Woman I'm dating is laid up in bed with injuries so we layed in bed and shared music.
We played each other songs we want played at our funerals.
That means something right?
We played each other songs we want played at our funerals.
That means something right?
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Update:
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.
Oh yeah, it means something. Home now and she just sent me a message of her playing piano singingRegina Spektor's "Samson."
58 years on Earth no one has ever sung to me before....with a broken leg and a newly cracked rib on painkillers.
I'm as hopped up on swoon as as she is on drugs.