CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did women ruin the workplace?
Out walking Dolly Barkton. The neighborhood is hopping with Halloween. I have no child, we're wearing no costumes.
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Out walking Dolly Barkton. The neighborhood is hopping with Halloween. I have no child, we're wearing no costumes.
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
I wave to a house I wish them a Happy Halloween.
"Do you want some candy?"
"Yes"
"Here"
"I have to do the the thing. Trick or Treat!"
I receive candy
58 y.o. I'm immensely happy
What? I have a hard time believing this guy is an incompetent showboater.
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What? I have a hard time believing this guy is an incompetent showboater.
Hop in! We're going to speak Truth to Power, punching up all the way.
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hop in! We're going to speak Truth to Power, punching up all the way.
Chudler?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Chudler?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
What did Chudler ever do to you?
And I'm sure all the airborne particulates are going to blow into the DOT, and get in the lungs of whomever is walking by...and heaven forbid the WH ventilation system.
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
And I'm sure all the airborne particulates are going to blow into the DOT, and get in the lungs of whomever is walking by...and heaven forbid the WH ventilation system.
Gifted a new spooky treasure to go with my other spooky treasures.
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gifted a new spooky treasure to go with my other spooky treasures.
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
Oops the humerus is a femur 😆
Huh...first I heard of this. What happened?
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Huh...first I heard of this. What happened?
Once again Dolly Barkton has been recognized by a former shelter volunteer on the street
Must be her distinctive good looks.
Must be her distinctive good looks.
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Once again Dolly Barkton has been recognized by a former shelter volunteer on the street
Must be her distinctive good looks.
Must be her distinctive good looks.
Back to back: see this post, get this message
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Back to back: see this post, get this message
I was wrong. 31 years. Goddamn we're good looking.
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I was wrong. 31 years. Goddamn we're good looking.
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
We had a literally perfect meal. I generally eat for survival, but this meal I savored and enjoyed!
Dolly Barkton...it's easy to remember
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Dolly Barkton...it's easy to remember
Yes that was the key. "Ann Summers Jessica ______" baffling
I'm doing a bit...you think I'm actually going to do research which would have unlocked EVERYTHING?
No. I am not.
Oooh she's Australian!
I'm doing a bit...you think I'm actually going to do research which would have unlocked EVERYTHING?
No. I am not.
Oooh she's Australian!
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yes that was the key. "Ann Summers Jessica ______" baffling
I'm doing a bit...you think I'm actually going to do research which would have unlocked EVERYTHING?
No. I am not.
Oooh she's Australian!
I'm doing a bit...you think I'm actually going to do research which would have unlocked EVERYTHING?
No. I am not.
Oooh she's Australian!
The Lovers, the Dreamers and Scream
🐸🗡️💀
🐸🗡️💀
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Lovers, the Dreamers and Scream
🐸🗡️💀
🐸🗡️💀
Turn, future tense.
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Turn, future tense.
Bought an Art on Sunday. Had my eye on it for a couple of years at the antique mall but it was too pricey. It ended up half off over by the bathrooms and it was $50 more than I wanted to pay but I did it anyway.
"Alien Owl" 1954. How did a design student's piece from Charlotte, NC end up in STL
"Alien Owl" 1954. How did a design student's piece from Charlotte, NC end up in STL
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bought an Art on Sunday. Had my eye on it for a couple of years at the antique mall but it was too pricey. It ended up half off over by the bathrooms and it was $50 more than I wanted to pay but I did it anyway.
"Alien Owl" 1954. How did a design student's piece from Charlotte, NC end up in STL
"Alien Owl" 1954. How did a design student's piece from Charlotte, NC end up in STL